Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 3d "But I love the top — such a vibrant purple. Bob, would you call this color grape or aubergine?"
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I think @dieworkwear.bsky.social would agree with me that it is closer to grape as aubergine is more black purple
personally crushing on the slippers Mr. Aladin's Genie is sporting; too bad the bling was just a loaner 🤷♀️
"You're lucky you boys didn't catch me with my WIG on!"
lol
Love and recognize the Steel Magnolias quote.
Does he have on capris?
I've seen it described as a "Peggy Bundy outfit". Not sure if I disagree.
Desperate call from the closet.
That's aubergine 🍆
Heliotrope
Cruising (for children) “on a Sunday afternoon… Really couldn't get away too soon… I can't imagine anything that's better… The world is ours whenever we're together… There ain't a place I'd like to be instead of… Movin' down a crowded avenue… Doin' anything we like to do.”
I'd say it's more Orchid Jan 🕺
Very alpha.
“It’s whatever Mr. Bubba wants wants to call it.”
Terrible grammar aside, this post is definitely no longer the flex they had intended…..
I love the cleavage.
Why is he wearing women's clothing? I thought he was sort of macho icon? He looks like he might be a friend of Dorothy?
Y'all better put some different clothes on that dude or within 20 minutes of entering his cell he will be face down/ ass up.
GRape
Flood pants freak gets his trafficking wrist held by the Law 👏🏻
Not Casual Corner Cerulean.
I don’t pay attention to him, and I surely didn’t realize he was gay.
And the pedal-pushers? And are those ballet slippers?
😉
Fuchia.
Nah, the loafers complete the outfit.
Amaranth…?
Nice Capri pants loser.
Purple rain ☔️ for the man who’s about to go through some pain. Well deserved pain. The Tate brothers are a fucking stain on the human race! 🖕🏻 pieces of shit
It’s giving “Tell me you are in the closet, without telling me you are in the closet” vibes.
that's a mulberry for sure.
Is he wearing a bra?
🇺🇸J.D Vance......👇
Over in The UK🇬🇧 (Not like American Media)
I don’t know why when we want to disparage someone we immediately act like they are gay. This man is a heterosexual rapist and could NEVER be a sweet and gentle gay person. It’s grape btw.
That's the same shade I have on my toenails!
Yes...😆😆😆
If he hates women so much, why does he wear their blouses?
Bob: "In this light, on that body, babygirl, I call it GOD DAMN FABULOUS."
Purple popsicle?
And Soooooo tight 🔥
Alpha male, or cross dresser/gay man.
🍆. That color.
‘Guys, wait. Please, I’m begging you-I can’t be seen in this outfit’…
Can we talk about the way he's standing? Half on tiptoe? He'd be happier and a better person if he just left that closet...
Oh Lordy. I don’t know how many are old enough to get this, but I am. 😂😂😂💙💙💙
Definitely aubergine. The guy is a dick.
🤣
There must have been a dozen times my wife was watching fashion show clips and I'd look at the stuff the guys were modeling on the runway and would remark something like OMG who the hell would just walk around in something like that and now I guess I know...
Very cute how the capris emphasize the shoes.
Thanks for asking; but, I'm actually color blind. Maybe ask Catherine.
And some “aide” in a hold silk jacket removed his necklace while police agents just stood there?
His public image - that TACO would like: bsky.app/profile/unit...
I love that you stole that line from "Steel Magnolias."
that's deep mauve
"LOVE the capri pants and no socks look. Showing just enough leg, but not too much."
It was all the talk in lock up last night.
My fav is when someone called the pants Doris day clamdiggers rofl but you’d have to be a certain age to remember parents watching Doris Day…
Excellent “Steel Magnolias” reference, Allison! 🎥
And even if you have tiny breasts, it accentuates them beautifully.
. He wants to be a 1950s housewife.
Don't forget his Doris Day spandex tights showing no crotch.
Definitely grape. I love the head-to-toe sheen (very smart to find shiny clothes to match his bald head!), and the capris with flats… well they’re just a classic look a la Mary Tyler Moore, aren’t they?
I’m too sexy for my . . . Wait, what?
He's so far in the closet He's back out again.
"... and those little feet seem to literally float in those loafers"
His eyes say stop but his shirt says go go go directly to jail for being a disgusting sexual predator.
WTF is this manly man wearing. Isn’t he a badass womanizer?
If I was the dude putting him in cuffs, I would have been giving him soooooo much grief about his manly attire
His moobs are making me jealous 👙
It’s ‘Damson Dingus’, it’s going to be screaming hot next season… 😘
Fuchsia. DEFINITELY Fuchsia 🤣🤣
Maybe he thought something kinky was coming?
They will love him in prison
Reminds me of “men on film” from In Living Color
Strike a pose, girlfriend
I’d call it “Predator Purple”
Alpha male?
that's a nice purple dress. very purpley
Definitely Aubergine 'cause it has the look of a di*k in it.... Sorry 😔
I love the blouse too
Looks like he's preparing to transition.
When you match your sunglasses to your blouse....
Grapist?
He wears it better
So daring too, do you think he is using nipple tape?
Great 'color commentary' @muellershewrote.com - let's turn to @dieworkwear.bsky.social for his analysis.
Plum
The wrath of grapes.
Does he shave his legs? 😳
He looks like a grape popsicle.
That is the epitome of masculinity??? 🙄
Looks like rapist grape to me.
They’re going to love him in prison. 😊
best part of that video is when his designer moves up to fix the necklaces 😭
I would call it Sexual Predator Plumberry.
I would call it “divine, darling.”
Fanta purple 😏
It’s a bit snug ….🤮
Important to remember that he thinks he looks 'mahhhhvelous, simply mahhhhvelous'!
Omigosh! Steal Magnolias for the win. To think Clairece had such forethought
I used to have those same shoes - perfect for casual capri days or summer skorts.
He makes orchid look putrid @muellershewrote.com 🤮
The cropped pixie pants are making me snort every time I see this pic 🤣
It's giving eggplant.
Sacha Baron Cohen character?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He probably stole it from one of his victims.
Silly, it's Barney! 🤣
oh neither one! violet, for sure!! aubergine is much darker, blacker; grape is also darker, denser than that ...blouse, which is most definitely violet. suits him, doncha thin'? 😉
this colour is called desperate plumps
Grape color, bcuz it rhymes with rape, but it's really aubergine. 🍆 Fashion police arrested these MF'er imposters!! 👇🤬🇨🇦
It is from the fabulous Closet Aubergine collection isn't it!
Perp-le? gRapist? Vile-let?
Gurl, please...
Just look at that fine specimen of manhood, fuck me
I'd call it a crime against nature.
THIS IS A MAGAMANIACAL TOUGH GUY? Looks like a court jester who forgot his hat
Just.....no, Andrew Tate. No.
Prison Purple
Is that the latest from Abercrombie and little punk Bitch?
"More of a vibrant royal purple, Chuck".
Oh ...the snark of it all
Plum colored, with shades of convicted criminal.
Fuchsia?
They're gonna love him in prison.
Truly GAY !!!
Attention, Mr. Hegseth: testosterone candidate located for you.
Not even Mick Jaggar would wear that! 😂😂😂
Oh honey! I call it
Question, is that look supposed to be gay masculinity?? Hmm 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍😎
This is what these ugly turds think is masculine?
Definitely a blouse
Muller why are you asking an ugly hairstyle questions⁉️
He's got his high water pants on. 😄
Andrew...for CHICO'S.... you can wear our clothes anywhere...even prison.
He would not do well in general pop.
I'm going with Indigo
BOHO DEROGATORY
He really does look like Doris Day in the 60s. It’s darling!
Why Clairee, I think where he's headed they just call this little number prison time purple 😉
Really more of a plum.
Violet Femme 😉
And those man-capri pants.......
Oh Steel Magnolias is better than than POS deserves
That’s practically fuchsia. Prove me wrong.
"You're making a fool of yourself!"
All I wanna know is where is his DAMN PHONE? But, yes, I'm called it grape.
I still want need an answer to this question: Are those capri slacks? If so, are they Capracks or Slapris?
A very pretty cerise.
Who wore it better?
Definitely aubergine, according to The Almighty Johnsons
Interesting look for a sexual predator. What are those, capri pants?
Looks like they guys that say having sex with women is gay cause women aren’t masc.
More magenta or fuchsia 😁
It's fabulous fuscia!
Ouch! 😱 My eyes!! Does @dieworkwear.bsky.social have a take on this yet??????
Manly manly men!
I think my 1960s mom worn that outfit
he has no standing here. just look at that pose.
Did he have his glasses on when he ordred it??
Pansy...color
Prison Purple...
Whatever you call it, it’s not a sign of hyper masculinity that he hypes to his followers.
Was he going to heel turn his way out of there?
Oh cmon man.
Grape without the G
He’s going to plenty of new friends in prison
Yet another SNL skit written.
They both need to be put in jail permanently. Scum.
Do I look fat in this?
I can hear the accent in my head 😂
I’m liking the extra short skinny pants.
…as a May pole.
Wow. Not gay? Shocking 😮
Bwahahahaha
The Tate boys ?
Right now i’m thinking he’s wishing he’d gone with the kiwi green.
On him I call it UGLY
That plunging neckline is audacious.
Gender dysmorphia. Get him to Gen. Kegseth.
Eggplant
He’ll look so much better in orange .
You’re nicked ma wee plum duff!
He’ll be the belle of the block on remand as he learns all about rape from the victims side.
Doesn’t it look like US Marshall who’s about to cuff him is stifling a laugh? Like “What the fuck Mr Manly Man?”
🫶 Those dainty ankles and sockless shoes - my heart ! 🥺