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I like sparkling mineral water, baked goods, board games, vintage computers, and other nerd shit He/him

A screenshot of a youtube video showing a cellphone. There's a youtube comment underneath that says "Great channel man. Cell phones used to mean something. Now people only use them for bullshit."
Instagram post of an awful looking party with vile vibes
a shirtless photo on Instagram of Gregory Hold
A photo of Gregory Hold
A google maps review: "Very good food and great service. When i went the operator was watching Ip Man 4 on a big tv in the middle of the restaurant but the food tasted really good so it was okay that he did that."
2 old guys dancing
2 AAA batteries with the brand name Penesamig
Normal/astigmatism example
Grok talking about white genocide in response to a question about Manchester United
Korn hot sauce
aliexpress listing for $89.90 insoles named "stepping on poop feeling sports running insole"
a bag of utz dark russet chips
a tweet from angelabelcamino: " I personally feel braids are ONLY for minority women (I’m Italian) like myself and not for white girls."
A picture of a dumbass
a photo of Governor Pritzker
Screenshot of a site that says "Charly, DJ, creative director, and founder, launched her vegan smoking brand on Pietra"
a tiktok video from 4ourlpay.com of a couple looking at each other affectionately with the text "When people say we need to stop making swinging lifestyle content and get a real job"
Click bait article titled "The Tragedy of Guy Fieri Just Gets Sadder and Sadder"
Jordan B Peterson tweeting a link to a news article but he doesn't realize that Twitter doesn't show link previews anymore so it's just a tweet from him saying "Lock up your daughters" with a photo of him
Bing chatbot asking me to respect its boundaries and refusing to generate an innocuous image of a hand covered in a milky white fluid
Left hand holding a big cold bottle of Vichy Catalan sparkling mineral water
A disembodied hand holding a bottle of Abatilles sparkling mineral water
All of the pasta served at Uovo is handmade daily in Bologna, Italy, overnighted to Los Angeles, and priced under $20. “Uovo is the only restaurant outside of Italy that handmakes its own fresh pasta in Italy,” co-founder Carlo Massimini tells Eater in an email. “It’s just like the pasta I grew up eating in Italy.”
An intersection with a sign that says "Right turns YIELD to pedestrians; in memory of Aidan Tan"
A lineup of canned versions of doritos, rold gold pretzels, fritos, and cheetos. They are in soda cans. I don't know why.
A hand holding a cold glass bottle labeled Jermuk sparkling mineral water
A hand holding an ice cold glass bottle of Fiuggi sparkling mineral water
Nasty stuff Rudy Giuliani said about tits
Unlike with opioids, alcohol and even tobacco use disorders, no medication exists to treat marijuana addiction — although that could soon change. On June 8, French biopharmaceutical company Aelis Farma announced promising research on a drug that blocks harmful signals sent by THC to key receptors in the brain, without disrupting those receptors enough to cause harmful psychiatric effects.