Jayde

@multicitrusmarg.bsky.social

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she/her ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon argumentative antithetical dream girl 💕💜💙 | 🍃🍃🍃 tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen

Tiktok comment: Matty is with his soul mate GABBRIETTE and she's beautiful and perfect for him, anyone who believes Taylor the cat lady was a better match needs to do some serious self reflection because what the hell
A plate of my Taco Bell, featuring a burrito, a taco, and a quesadilla, with nacho cheese
Screenshot of Facebook post in a group, from "anonymous member": Ideas to cover up/redeem "mine" tattoo on upper thigh? Going through a divorce after 20 years and it was my ex's handwriting - would love to find a way for this to feel as special as it was supposed to a couple years ago!
Me sitting on the loft of the climbing gym overlooking the climbing walls
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette: Libra Sun - Balanced Rose Libra Moon - Dusty Orchid Libra Rising - Airy Peony Virgo Venus - Pressed Petal
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette: Aquarius Sun - Electric Cyan Gemini Moon - Pale Citron Leo Rising - Marigold Flash Aquarius Venus - Digital Lilac
Google search of "taylor kelce genius" with 3 results - "albums by Taylor Kelce" "Taylor Kelce - tolerate it Lyrics" "Taylor Kelce - I Knew It, I Knew You Lyrics and Tracklist"
Handwritten list of songs I never skip: - Should've Said No - White Horse - Back To December - Enchanted - Haunted - The Very First Night - The Last Time - Message In A Bottle - Treacherous - Wonderland - How You Get The Girl - Clean - I Know Places - Delicate - King Of My Heart - Cornelia Street - the last great american dynasty - long story short - ivy - You're Losing Me - Would've, Could've, Should've - Maroon - You're On Your Own, Kid - Cassandra - Guilty As Sin? - The Albatross - Ruin The Friendship
Spotify screenshot of "ruin the friendship" with Taylor sitting by a bed in a sparkly dress sprinkling flower petals on the ground
Lyrics from "Ruin the Friendship" - Shiny wood floors underneath my feet Disco ball makes everything look cheap Have fun (mm-mm) It's prom (mm-mm) Wilted corsage dangles from my wrist Over his shoulder, I catch a glimpse And see (mm-mm) You lookin' at me And it was not An invitation But as the 50 Cent song played (song played) Should've kissed you anyway (anyway) And it was not (and it was not) Convenient, no (convenient) Would've been the best mistake
Tabby cat on the carpeted interior stairs
Zoe Kravitz, walking down the street in a gold embellished long-sleeve knee-length dress, sunglasses, and black heels
Screenshot from Phoebe Bridgers' "Lost Boys" music video: A knight, with the text "Lost Boys" and then smaller, "directed by Lance Oppenheim & Pablo Rochac" superimposed on top of him
Reddit comment: You’re brave for this, lol. People get really weird about Ross. I think it’s a bit odd how much he hangs around Travis. I mean they are both in their 30’s and it feels excessive. I love my bff’s but we all have our own lives. I’m curious about Ross apart from Travis. Like what does he do besides travel & go to concerts? He seems aimless to me… Sure it’s sweet that he’s so supportive & a good friend, whatever. But seriously what does he do besides party & hang out with friends? Does he date? Is there a secret s/o? Is he employed by Travis? Not that it’s any of our business but there’s nothing wrong with being curious.
"Opalite spray bottle" from the Taylor Swift official store, an orange bottle with a label stating: "Opalite - Magical Results!" and then in smaller text, "Don't Sweat It!"
A string of reddit comments - Original: Cowboy Like Me, that song's a fanfiction about two gay cowboys, you can't convince me otherwise Reply 1: It has huge gay vibes, I agree Reply 2: Who said that wasn't the inspiration? It's for sure fruity Reply 3: Brokeback mountain
This is a picture of the top of my dresser, illuminated by one of those rock salt lamps. There is cone incense burning, necklaces hanging on hooks on the wall, and a bunch of different trinkets, including: A crystal Moon dish with earrings in it, two different sized hand carved elephants, a little dish with different stones in it, a plush mushroom, a little ceramic mushroom house, one large crystal mushroom and three tiny Crystal mushrooms, a little Scandinavian porcelain house, a little ceramic dish with a flower on top, and a little ceramic replica of an ancient oil lamp.
Nature rarer uses yellow Than another hue; Saves she all of that for sunsets,— Prodigal of blue, Spending scarlet like a woman, Yellow she affords Only scantly and selectly, Like a lover's words.
Screenshot from Spotify of the song "everybody wants to be a cowboy" by Kacey musgraves, featuring the album cover of "Middle of Nowhere." The album cover features Kacey musgraves and a longhorned cow.
From Reddit - Commenter 1: I'm not a Gaylor but her being married to a man doesn't mean she couldn't have been in a relationship with a woman previously Commenter 2: So true! Sexuality is fluid. Commenter 1: Also bisexuality is real and marrying a man doesn't necessarily mean that a woman isn't bi
So bashful when I spied her, So pretty, so ashamed! So hidden in her leaflets, Lest anybody find; So breathless till I passed her, So helpless when I turned And bore her, struggling, blushing, Her simple haunts beyond! For whom I robbed the dingle, For whom betrayed the dell Many will doubtless ask me, But I shall never tell!
A toasted croissant with guacamole and a fried egg, surrounded by a little arugula salad, in a to-go box
Bathroom mirror picture of me (white lady with ashy brown hair in a ponytail) wearing heavy makeup and a form fitting red floral dress
My calf with a small outline of the star Trek Voyager tattooed on it, with a dot "trail" leading down to my achilles tendon
Photo of a gas meter noting a price of $69.48 for 14 gallons of gas
Screenshot, title: oranges "Slut!": Half asleep, taking your time in the tangerine neon light Soon You'll Get Better: Holy orange bottles, each night I pray to you marjorie: You loved the amber skies so much
Cover of Red Rising by Pierce Brown
Cover of Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, featuring a black outline of a T-Rex skeleton
Cover of Ink Blood Sister Scribe by Emma Törzs
Cover of Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus, featuring a coral colored background with a woman's face illustration; there is a pencil in her hair and the silhouette of lab equipment in her glasses
Cover of Last Night At The Telegraph Club by Malinda Lo, featuring an artistic cityscape at night
Cover of Playground by Richard Powers, featuring manta ray on a dynamic marine background
Buzzfeed headline: Taylor Swift's Dad Is Being Called Out For The Two Words He Said To Her Immediately After She Stepped Off Stage At The Last Ever Eras Show"
My cutie Christmas tree, all lit up with ornaments and surrounded by presents. Visible on the left side is my gas fireplace and TV, on the right a shelf of board games. Can also see my lil sock feet on the couch at the bottom of the picture.
A pic of my television screen during episode 5 of Taylor's docuseries, showing Taylor and Gracie Abrams singing "us" while in the "sunset" dress (Taylor) and white dress (Gracie); subtitle says, "[Taylor] There's something that happens between friends who make music"
Toffee nut shortbread bars with pistachios and pecans and a pretty (and messy) chocolate drizzle, still in the pan with parchment paper
Cranberry shortbread cookies in the oven
A log of cookie dough in plastic wrap, notably peppered with cranberries and orange bits
A cutie tabby cat playing with a blue ribbon I've taped onto the kitchen table and dangled down
Header: Hiding and exile, 1948-1952 "A few weeks after his 'Yo acuso' speech in 1948, finding himself threatened with arrest, Neruda went into hiding. He and his wife were smuggled from house to house [highlighted from here out], hidden by supporters and admirers for the next 13 months."
Me in the bathroom mirror wearing a white tank top and sweats
A small glass jar with a number printed on it
A cutie tuxedo cat curled up in a cat bed around my husband's hand
A brown/grey tabby cat hanging her head over a carpeted stair like a lil cutie
A loaf of fresh sourdough bread, sitting on my stove. In the background is a blue enameled cast iron Dutch oven
Screenshot of Forbes website showing Taylor Swift's net worth as of 10/21/25 - $1.6 billion - ranking her as the 2,367th richest person in the world
Me with my sweater vest in the bathroom at work
I'm flashing a peace sign in my bathroom mirror, plants in the window behind me, and a kinda messy counter in front of me
Screenshot of Taylor nation's Instagram story showing a Pandora station called "Pop billionaires"
It's just me in the bathroom wearing a red dress and black corduroy jacket, also with glasses and good hair
Picture of the latte from the Karma music video depicting a clock approaching midnight in the foam
Screenshot from American Girl website with picture of Raquel Reyes, doll of the year. Her caption says, "Hi, I'm Raquel! I am so excited for our big family reunion on the East Coast. Bring on the seashells, stories, and surprises!"
Screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail from The Independent titled "Charlie Kirk claims gun deaths are 'worth it' to protect the second amendment"
Picture of a cheap metal 4-tined fork, held above a background of veggies on a cutting board and a bowl of rice
"ok, apologies to the gaylors. I was not aware of this and I rescind 20% of my skepticism."
Shelves filled with literally so many board games, from Codenames to Ransom Notes to Mansions of Madness to Everdell to Catan to Terraforming Mars to Splendor to Dead of Winter