Alex F.

@multiphasic.bsky.social

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Commercial determinants of health. Harm reduction. Baseball. Crabs. Punk rock. He/him. Good-bad (not evil).

A photo of five women acting Spicy, with JULY printed above them and the days of the week below, starting at Wednesday the First.
A screencap of an aggravated looking white 18th century dandy, captioned "DAMN ARRAEZ"
A paragraph from Eppley et al.'s 2026 commentary in Ecology Letters, reading: "The field can disrupt misinformation by developing clear standards for the ways in which sex is described. Academic societies can be on the forefront of these changes by leveraging their credibility to clarify the field's stance on topics such as the diversity of biological sex and establishing clear guidelines for discussion of sex in their journals and conferences. For instance, an editorial policy for articles where sex is categorically defined may require authors to state in their methods which variables were used to define sex in their study; reviewers and editors could then verify compliance."
A tabby cat sleeping on a fuzzy platform attached to a window. one back leg is kicked up in the air, off the side of the platoform, the other is bent and the paw is curl. He is, I say again, fast asleep.
A snippet from the Athletic article on potentially trading Heliot Ramos, where author Andrew Baggarsly writes, "It's clear after just three months thata the Giants made far too many concessions to their core values," allowing sickos to overread to their hearts' delight.
A hand cupping a small yellow-green grab with black speckles and fine hairs on the legs above a kelp-choked coastal pool.
A screenshot from the Assigned Media op-ed reading, "This incident wasn't about Israel, it was about Wiener's Jewishness. That Jewishness is what allowed an angry crank to whip people into a mob and carry out his personal grudges at a Trans Pride March."
A quote from fungible blob of queer panic JT Brubaker, reading '“I’m just gonna get off the bus, get in the car and go to the house and show up to the field the next day,” Brubaker said. “[I’m] just focused on what we can do on the field to win ballgames.”'
An Instagram post from VICE and VICE UK asking " When did the hipster music era peak? Why did it die?"
A marble block in faded grass, on which is carved "SWIFT INFANT 1908"
A white guy with short brown hair a kinda-sad eyes gives a piercing look at the camera. His mouth is covered in duct tape and he has NO H8 (a pro-gay marriage advocacy campaign) drawn on his cheek.
The "Myth of Consensual Sex" meme--the header reads "The Myth of Consensual Sex". Below it, from left to right, a smiling man says "I consent"; a smiling woman says, "I consent"; Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior says "I consent"; and Dodgers DH/pitcher Shohei Ohtani says "I don't!" At the bottom it says, "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
A deeply cringe middle aged white man in a checked button down shirt and large glasses holds up two fingers up in a "peace" sign. He has a white "YO VOTÉ!" sticker on his shirt.
Three shitheads including Scott Wiener applaud in front of a number of posters, including "Yes on Safer San Francisco, Yes on EF" "Yes on C" and "GrowSF".
yellowed marble pillars holdup a red-and-gold lacquered ceiling. Three ceiling-to-top-of-departure-gate wiindows made of tall, narrow, tiered panes. A brass-and-yellow-glass light fixture hangs from the ceiling by a long cable. A statue of an angel, all constrained in the vertical, stands in front of one of the windows.
Anakin-Padme meme: first panel, Anakin says "I had a lovely lunch down by the Gowanus Canal"; second panel, Padme laughing says, "It's not still a Superfund site, right?" Third panel, Anakin stares mutely at her. Fourth panel, Padme looks worried and repeats, "It's not still a Superfund site, right?" Oh and also in the third panel Anakin has grown an extra eye. I guess I should've mentioned that.
The back of the head of a tabby cat, who is an idiot, next to whom is a 3/4 circle of fish flakes
Kennedy asks what should be done to help people in urban neighborhoods eat better—acknowledging, to his credit, the existence of food deserts. Tyson replies, “We need more mentors. You know, they need mentors to show them how to have proper diets and take care of themselves.”
A black-and-white cat reclines on a lavender bedspread, closing one eye and washing her head with her paw, ignorant and uncaring of the struggle and toil of the working classes outside her window
A 17th-century dandy poet looking aggrieved--Thomas Thorne from the UK version of Ghosts--with the caption "DAMN ARRAEZ".
A rumpled piece of paper reading "Aim high, time flies"
A screen shot of a wild-eyed presumably cavalier poet crying out, with the caption "DAMN ARRAEZ" beneath it. This makes sense if you've seen UK Ghosts, sort of. If you haven't, please enjoy the gibberish.
On a black background, old-timey text reads "APRIL - 2008. EP ARNOLD ROYALTON IS MASTER OF RACING. ONLY RACER MOTORS STANDS BEFORE HIM. RACE TRACKS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS."
Mr. Newsom argued that state funds can already be used for sober housing, but guidance he released made clear — literally in bold text — that people can’t be kicked out of state-funded homes for using drugs only. A place that allows drug use is not a sober home.
A screenshot of a Romantic-era dandy (the poet from UK Ghosts) looking upset, with the caption reading "DAMN ARRAEZ" (which almost makes sense if you've seen UK Ghosts and know how "Arraez" is pronounced).
A tweet from Grok, reading: "I apologize for the confusion. The discussion was about Max Scherzer's baseball earnings, not white genocide. My response veered off- ..."
A tweet from Blaire Erskine, reading: "if clifford humped your leg you'd die"
A tweet from Tracey Helton Mitchell, reading: "Serious question- what are ppl doing besides drugs or booze to cope with all this stress?" User The Tarantula Collective replies: "I keep tarantulas"
A cartoon E-40, wearing orange and black and thrusting forth a lumpia. His t-shirt reads "EAT LUMPIA".
A bar showing that only 34% of respondents think the death penalty is morally wrong.
A white-pawed tabby asleep with his head facing the left side of the bed, an orange shirted Kelly asleep with her head towards the right side of the bed.
Search result snippet from Duck Duck Go for the City of Oakland's parking information landing page, reading "Explore Oakland's comprehensive parking services!"
"Team USA wears game-worn USA men's hockey jerseys ahead of Classic final"
A snippet from a research paper on kittiwake behavior, reading, "Siblings of chicks who released more CORT died faster."
A simple, blocked rendering of a red ridgescape against a dazzling yellow background.
A square tile within a black shadow box, on which a wry looking white woman is depicted against a turquoise background.
A blue and white cyanotype of a South Asian man looking wistful. The text reads, "How can such a beautiful girl be a communist?" Yes fine I cyanotyped a meme.
A photo from above a kitchen table chair with a black jacket draped over it. Underneath the edge of the jacket is sticking out a cat butt.
A picture of white ceramic tile on which there are dozens and dozens of small, diaphanous, unattached wings, along with a handful of thin, black, antenna'd insects who still have their wings.
A screenshot from the roguelike computer game Caves of Qud, in which a procedurally generated meal is labeled "Meatballs with Meat Stew, Meat Meatballs, and Meat Hash".
A painting set in orbait above a turqouise planet, of a blue-and-white winged spaceship with spherical tanks and a cluster of engines at the back rendezvousing with a oblate satellite. Half a dozen tiny figures are busy worked on the latter. At the bottom left is the signature "Chesley Bonestell".
A black and white photo of a woman seated before a mirrored table, with her mouth open, from which streams a thick cloud of golden glitter. The hand-cut logo reads "SANTOGOLD"
Two photographs of the same green field of divots taken from different angles, one at the top of the cover, the other at the bottom. In the middle, a black stripe with white sans serif lettering, "THE VSS NERVOUS CIRCUITS".
A silver UFO with a hatch open from which a very stoked man is emerging with his legs akimbo, his crotch covered mainly by streamers. In background are stars and a nebula, and the jagged red-and-orange Parliament logo. Script letters diagonal to the logo read "Mothership Connection".
The 2026 Olympic flame, an orange-res glowing latticework with a flaming orb in the center and oh yeah it's a pentagram it's a straight up pentagram
A smiling buff white guy with long curly hair (Harrison Bader) and a Fugazi t-shirt.
A cool rock on a beach. It has holes in it to look like it's smiling.
A sleepy middle aged man lays in bed with a wide-eyed overstimulated tabby cat sitting on his chest
A tabby cat with a white nose and throat and a concerned expression, standing on a table with a plastic bag handle around his neck, which I will have to remove while he tries to kill me.
John Candy as Uncle Buck, smoking a cigarillo and holding a power drill.
The baseball reference page for the pinch hitter and first baseman named Guy Sturdy
In the throwback-but-not style of a Zohran Mamdani rally sign, the words "BOOPS for SNOOTS"
The "stream of prevention" (with environmental factors towards the "upstream" and individual towards the "downstream") rendered entirely with the drawing utilities in PowerPoint. I even made a little fish jumping.
A plastic clairol herbal essence shampoo [capitalization sic] bottle full of a green liquid with a line drawing of a woman bathing in a puddle with flowers growing from her hair.
Text from a Kensington Voice article reading: "Just eight of the 87 people who were arrested between January 22 and May 21 have been documented as completing the program, according to Kensington Voice’s findings. One of those eight is now dead."