Brian M. Milton

@munchkinstein.bsky.social

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Short, rumpled Scotsman. Has a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left hand side. Not on social media as much as he used to be but if he is, it will be occasional writing and a lot of stupid bollocks. He/Him https://munchkinstein.co.uk

Bill Oddie in a giant flat cap, red neckerchief and braces, gurning.
A red triangle showing an elderly couple. Underneath, a sign saying "Elderly people". Underneath again, a sign saying "Crematorium" with an arrow pointing ahead which, unfortunately, points directly at the elderly people signs.
Metal Mickey, an Eighties classic of the man in some plywood and card TV style robot, painted silver and with a head like a washing-up bowl with ears.
A Scottie statue painted in the Art Nouveau style of Margaret MacDonald Mackintosh with pinks, blues, roses and a woman lying along the side.
Six or seven cows walking into the sea to get past a rubber dinghy which is flying a skull and crossbones on a sandy beach.
A Scottie dog statue painted to have sickly green fur with bones showing through
The rear of a Scottie dog statue with a map painted on it. Bingham Pond is right where it doesn't want to be.
A small Scottie dog statue with its nose literally in an open book
A Scottie dog sculpture decked out in Clockwork Orange colours with the names of stations. Both Partick and Kelvinbridge are near the bum.
A hedge cut into the rough shape of a head and shoulders. In the face can just be made out a red plastic nose and some eyes
Guardian headline saying "Farage says he is resigning but will stand in 'people vs establishment ' by election' "
Sha in a purple bee suit is waving a smoker at a small nucleus box of bees that's on an aluminium decorator's step against a brick wall.
Scan of the Munchkin game card for a Level 8 Gazebo
The Who Diamond Logo, but the text says "Consistent formatting is overrated"
A view along a stoney beach with some small houses on the left under a pale blue sky.
The town of Pittenweem, as seen from the end of the harbour wall. Small, old, higgeldy piggeldy houses, under a blue sky.
A sky of dark clouds with a strip of light glowing at the horizon
A view through two storey buildings, down a narrow road, to a small harbour under a heavy grey sky.
A small glass dark beer and a can saying Tempest All The Leaves Are Brown
A promenade heading away with a sandy strip and then a grey sea beyond.
A view of jumbled rooftops under a lightly cloudy sky.
Futurama logo generator with the text "Pishing Doon - A Scotland story"
Futurama logo generator with text "Scotland to win the World Cup - If you believe this, wanna buy a bridge?"
Seventh Doctor title card saying "Somewhere the tea is getting cold by Not RTD"
A field of tall grass and yellow poppies under a lightly cloudy sky
Tom Baker titles that say "Would you like a Jelly Baby?"
Fifteenth Doctor titles saying "The Hubris of RTD"
Troughton titles saying "The Fliptop Bin of The Daleks"
McGann titles saying "The one with a shoe thing"
Later Tom titles saying "Written in ten minutes by a genius"
Seventh Doctor titles with "The one with the brewery!" as a title
A graph for the month of May showing peaks and troughs of outgoing electricity which shoots up in the last week
A selfie of me wearing a boater hat and a long sleeved white shirt in a bright and sunny garden
Two jars of peanut butter called Jobbie
DS9 title card with "Holodeck fun in a time of war"
Star Trek TOS title card with the title "Quality Bobbins"
Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron as the French & Saunders house band, Raw Sex. A guy in a brown dinner jacket with pink frilly shirt and thinning hair, wearing a deaf aid and glasses. A second guy in a dirty white safari suit and hugely patterned Seventies shirt holding multiple cans of lager and a half drunk pint.
Ford Kiernan, Karen Dunbar and Greg Hemphill from Chewing the Fat in full TNG uniforms as Taysiders In Space
A twin prip Loganair plane on a large sandy beach under a blue sky
A garden gnome ornament, but it's lying down on a wooden Welcome sign in the classic "Paint me like your French Women" pose.
A row of messy bluebells at the edge of a rough lawn with trees and bushes behind.
Gif of Mitchell and Webb as snooker commentators, one saying "Ooo, that's a bad miss"
He Man logo generator with text saying Dogs at Polling Stations rule
The Burger King Logo but with the word "Haverin" between the bread and "It fair fills a book" underneath.
A group of cows, the nearest of whom is on this side of the fence and talking over it to its friends. It's a bit hard to see as the light is low.
A flat balcony. A saltire flag is pinned out on the railing and a blackish cat is sat just to the left considering it.
A tree that has blown over in a park. The root end has lifted up to show a lack of them. There is still a connection into the ground. The branches are, however, still green with new spring leaves, showing it still has some roots and life.
A tuxedo cat lying down ami gst scraggly grass.
A still from Goodies Rule OK in which the trio are chased by a giant puppet of Dougal from the Magic Roundabout
A view across a road. On the right, an old pub building, currently being redeveloped and so surrounded by porta cabins. On the left, trees. Above is a sky shading from dark to light grey and with a rainbow arcing through to land behind the trees
An Asian Elephant mounted in the Kelvingrove Museum and Art Gallery beside an ostrich and with a Spitfire hanging from the ceiling behind.
A wooden half barrel with various greenery in it. Includes small purple-blue flowers of grape hyacinths. In the gravel below, along with weeds, are multiple blue flowers.
A tv screen on a wall with a still from Doctor Who of William Hartnell as the Doctor being threatened by Nicholas Courtney's Brett Vyon.
Sparks, the Mael brothers, on stage under yellow lighting. Russell is on the left in a brightly patterned red suit, singing into a hand-held microphone. Ron is on the right in black with his customery limited expression.
Gudrun Ure as Supergran, an older lady in a giant tartan bunnet.
Dune poster generator of the big sun and two dramatic figures at the bottom. The text reads Doune, too polite tae invade Stirling wi wurms, but we could.
Dune poster generator of the big sun and two dramatic figures at the bottom. The text reads All we hear is radio ga ga
Dune poster generator of the big sun and two dramatic figures at the bottom. The text reads Paracetamol, for when you've had it up to here with repetitive memes.
Dune poster generator of the big sun and two dramatic figures at the bottom. The text reads Rollercoaster Patrons, you must be this high to ride
Dune poster generator of the big sun and two dramatic figures at the bottom. The text reads Trowels, we're going to plant some bulbs!