Munkeycop

@munkeycop.bsky.social

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CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES AND STROBE EFFECTS (Also @dodgypixel.com and @retrohousemixtape.com)

On Instagram, a person posts an image of the actor from Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon of Choice” music video with the comment “Imagine ... if YOUR dad could dance like this. This is the Actor Jon Voight, whose daughter is Angelina Jolie” Someone replies “That's Christopher Walken” And then me being the clever arse that I am, I reply “No. That's Christopher Dancing”
I write a post saying “Hey FIFA, can it be forever before you let America host the World Cup again?” American dude responds saying it’ll be back in five years. His account is him saying who brilliant America is at hosting the World Cup.
Elmo posts a picture on Threads where he meets Tom Cruise. First reply says “Don’t join Scientology Elmo”
Harry Hill and Ed thingy-face put their hands in the air and say “Andy Burnham” like they just don’t care.
Rod or Todd Flanders (I don’t know which) says “Iron helps us play”.
The “You. Are. A. Toy.“ scene from Toy Story but Woody is now saying “If you were any other toy I would KILL you where you stand“.
Screenshot of a Reddit post titled “Who remembers 10 pence mix ups”
A picture of pizza takeaway place called “Rominos Pizza”.
Old iPhone XR Home Screen. Blue background, tidy app folders.
The Poochie meme from the Simpsons but it says “Doctor Who died on the way back to his home planet”
“I think in this way, this is a worse movie than Rise of Skywalker, which is a very, very bad movie. The Randolorian & Gogurt is, on paper, a much better movie. It makes more sense, it holds together better, looks better, is just a technically better content product than TROS. But TROS reaches for something. It takes some big, big swings. It misses many of them! Just whiffs the shit out of them. But it's got an ethos. It's got emotion. Even though it screws it all up (and betrays the two films prior), it's at least doing something. This film feels like — well, it feels like AI. It's not. I know it's not. I just mean it's got that sense of having no structure — it just strings scenes together, one to the next, and doesn't even really follow the standard act-structure”breakdown you'd expect to come with film. It completely eschews that architecture for, again, a straight line with maybe the gentest of inclines, with a few little bumps and curls along the way. It's all safe, unchallenging content.
Drake Meme but it’s Haysi Fantayzee Martin Scorsese. He don’t like Marvel but he do like the A I (the technological A I, not the movie by his buddy Steven Spielberg)
The cover artwork for “Voodoo People” by The Prodigy.
A post on Reddit that reads “Alcohol charities warn 99p Buzzballz shot ‘designed to appeal to children” immediately followed by an ad for a Shark slushy maker featuring a giant Buzzball.
A bad Star Wars cosplay. Like, really bad.
A Reddit reply that reads “So, when U2 played Slane Castle in 2001, Moby had one of the support slots, he had Ardal O'Hanlon join him on stage for a rendition of My Lovely Horse, Moby even done the "hold on, I can get this bit" bit.”
A page on the newly installed Bands In Town app is showing this message. “Be the first to know. Enable notifications to make sure you're first in line to get tickets for shows like “The Beatles” in Poole when they go on sale.”
It’s the crew of the Starship Enterprise, sat and stood on the Bridge. Looking slightly off camera, like a small cute space-puppy has suddenly caught all their attention or something.
Caption: "How's life?" Me: HA HA HA!!! WHEEEEEEE!!! The image is of a person skydiving whilst their parachute is on fire.
From the comments section: Duckorange • 19 HRS AGO Is there a chance the track might bend? squinn • 18 HRS AGO Not on your life, my orange friend!
A feed screenshot showing chronological posts from Hourly Father Ted and Hourly Spaced. In the upper pic Ted is saying “Do you know what he would love?”. The lower pic is Twist saying “a T-shirt or something”.
Bob Mortimer’s Sausage Presentation Machine from Taskmaster. It’s a cooked sausage attached onto the trunk of a toy elephant pedalling a bike. The sausage twirls when the bike is in motion.
BlueSky post that reads “Leto's career is so baffling. Is he a good actor? No. But is he a box office draw? Also no. Is he at least a nice guy who people just enjoy working with? Definitely not. He has to know where a LOT of bodies are buried.”
An image from the 80’s kids tv show Chokablock. I cannot explain to you how much tiny-me loved watching this show back then.
The image of Chris Rea’s slightly disinterested face appears above a motorway in a fabulous display of 80’s television chroma key.
The poster for Avatar 3 with added pull quote from Mark Kermode “I just want it to stop forever”.
A T-shirt of the lack-lustre ITV Christmas Day schedule from 2024
Alan Partridge with his World Cup 94 tracker
Me asking Co-pilot if Adobe Analytics defines tablets as a mobile device. The answer it gave said “Adobe Analytics does not include tablets in its definition of mobile devices. The mobile device dimension in Adobe Analytics is specifically designed to track mobile phones and tablets, providing insights into user behavior and engagement on mobile platforms. Tablets are categorized separately from mobile phones, allowing for a more accurate analysis of mobile device usage.”