Jason

@munkinasack.nospoon.red

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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits 🏳️‍🌈 Cogito ergo sum

Two-panel meme showing a yellow school bus stopped across railroad tracks as a freight train approaches. In the top panel, the bus appears to block the tracks with the caption, “Oh boy! Today is gonna be so productive!” In the bottom panel, the train continues forward while the bus speeds away at the last second, leaving debris behind, with the caption, “Nah I don’t feel like it.” The meme jokes about motivation disappearing just as it’s time to get things done.
Close-up of a vehicle dashboard display showing an “Energy Flow” screen. A diagram of a car appears on the right with energy-flow graphics inside. The vehicle is in Drive (“D”), the outside temperature reads 100°F, and a green “ECO” indicator is illuminated.
Selfie taken from above inside a warehouse-style grocery store. I’m standing beside a shopping cart filled with groceries, including bread, cookies, packaged foods, produce, and a large box of Kirkland freezer bags. Several empty shopping carts are parked behind on the polished concrete floor.
Meme with the caption “How Gays over 40 look in the club.” The image shows two women from The Golden Girls standing indoors in sparkly, retro workout-style outfits with sequins, headbands, and layered accessories. Both look slightly confused or out of place, adding to the joke about being dressed for a club but not quite fitting in.
Meme showing fast food (two burgers, fries, and a soda) on one side and a raised hand making a “stop” gesture on the other. Text reads: “Getting fat? Just say no. Calories cannot legally enter your body without your consent.”
Meme showing a SpongeBob fish with wide, slightly concerned eyes standing on a boat deck. Text at the top reads, “Pausing the music to see if the siren is part of the song.” The fish’s expression looks tense and alert, matching the joke about mistaking a real siren for part of the music.
Close-up of a pepperoni pizza in a cardboard box, with one slice being lifted and melted cheese stretching from the pie. Overlaid text in a black bar reads, “this & his balls in my face,” on top of the round pepperoni slices
Studio Gibli montage of popular movies. Short .5-1 second clips
Meme with the caption ‘Me after surviving 6 months of January.’ Below the text, a gray, big-headed cartoon alien sits indoors by an open window at sunset, holding a cigarette and staring outside with a tired, contemplative expression. The room is dim, emphasizing an exhausted, burned-out mood.
Animated scene from Pokémon showing Ash Ketchum standing on a forest path. He wears a red-and-white cap, blue vest, black shirt, jeans, and sneakers, holding a Poké Ball in one hand and a green backpack in the other. The image is photographed from a TV screen with a stand visible below.
Digital screenshot of a Pokémon trading card featuring Charmeleon. The orange, lizard-like Pokémon stands upright with its arms raised, mouth open as if roaring, and a flame burning at the tip of its tail. Flames and rocky terrain surround it. The card shows “Charmeleon,” HP 80, a fire-type symbol, the ability “Ignition,” and the attack “Steady Firebreathing.” Interface elements from a mobile app frame the card. 5 cards are owned. 4 cards have been foiled.
Close-up selfie of me reclining on a couch, wearing a gray T-shirt with a large Mickey Mouse graphic. I have short dark hair, light-colored eyes, and a trimmed mustache and goatee, and am looking directly at the camera.
A close-up selfie of me indoors near a window, with short dark hair and light facial hair. I’m wearing a white button-up shirt covered in black Mickey Mouse faces and the words “oh boy.” Soft daylight comes in from the side, with a blurred outdoor scene visible through the window.
Rear view of a dark Subaru Outback stopped in traffic, with white paw-print and cartoon cat and dog stickers across the rear window. A California license plate is visible. The license plate cover reads “Powered by Bitch Dust”
A fluffy tabby cat with white paws and chest is curled up asleep across my lap. I am wearing a gray hoodie and blue jeans, sitting indoors, with the cat stretched lengthwise and relaxed.
Overhead photo of a Magic: The Gathering game in progress on a black playmat. Several green, black, and white cards are laid out in rows, including creatures, enchantments, and lands. Dice showing +1/+1 counters sit on some cards. A handwritten proxy card labeled “The Cabbage Merchant” is on the right. Forest lands and other mana sources are arranged along the bottom edge of the play area.
Bright green background with dark green text that reads: “If you haven’t named your Christmas tree Branch Devereaux, don’t even bother talking to me.”
Illustrated Pokémon trading card showing Eevee EX in a bright, leafy forest. Eevee stands centered with large ears and a fluffy collar, surrounded by colorful flowers and sparkles. The card frame includes stats and text, with “NEW” at the top and three gold stars below.
A busy workshop or makerspace with many people standing in small groups around cardboard boxes and tables. A tripod with a phone mounted on it sits in the foreground, aimed at a boxed device. The room is brightly lit with fluorescent lights, and shelves, posters, and tools line the walls as people talk and observe activities.
The USS Voyager, registry NCC-74656, viewed from the front against a black background. Below the ship, large white text reads, “The secret to a successful relationship: watch Star Trek together.”
Two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a decorated Christmas tree with a star on top stands against a blue background. A small white cat looks up at the tree, saying, “I–I’m not the star?” In the second panel, the view is closer: the cat looks angry and determined, cheeks blushing, and says, “UNACCEPTABLE!”
An illustrated winter scene of a cozy red teapot-shaped stand in the snow, decorated with icing-like snow on its lid. A handwritten sign reads “Hot Chocolate & Cookies.” Inside the teapot window, a mouse wearing a red-and-white striped apron stirs a pot of hot chocolate, with a display of cookies beside it. Another mouse, bundled in a red hat and scarf, stands outside waiting. Snow falls gently, and ornaments hang from the bare tree branches above.
A young person in a pale yellow, off-the-shoulder dress sits on a white couch. Behind them stand five identical-looking individuals with shaved heads, each wearing a sleeveless black dress with structured shoulders. The background shows bright windows, and blue pillows sit at each end of the couch.
A red-and-white trucker hat with a circular graphic on the front showing a cartoon crawfish. The text around the graphic reads “How to eat a crawdad” and “Pinch tails! Suck heads!” The hat is displayed on a wooden shelf with a blurred indoor background.
A close-up of a rectangular brass plaque screwed into a piece of weathered wood. The plaque is engraved with the phrase “Do the Earth a favor… Don’t hide your Magic.” The metal has a worn, rustic finish with four rounded brass screws at the corners.
a printed memorial card being held by someone. The card has a background in the colors of the transgender pride flag — light blue, pink, and white — with a large transgender symbol in the center. The text on the card reads: “Blaze Aleczander Balle-Mason Age 17 Aurora, Colorado (USA) possible suicide. 18 Sep 2025” A small QR code appears on the right side of the card.
two animated characters from the series Voltron: Legendary Defender standing and facing each other. The taller character on the right is wearing a black T-shirt with white text that reads, “I’m not a top, I’m just tall.” The other character looks at him with a neutral or mildly serious expression.
Blue handwritten text on grayish paper that reads: “Life is short. Flirt with me.”
Tattoo of a carved pumpkin with an evil grin, surrounded by curling green vines and a purple shadowed background on my upper right arm.