nat

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small batch, patiently aged annoyed but also delighted

A MISSING PERSON sign for Mitch McConnell. His picture is his face on a turtle.
embroidery hoop that reads "it's not a waffle house it's a waffle home"
A can of Jupiña, a pineapple soda
A jar of legitimately old Necco wafers
My dog, an Australian Shepherd lookin guy, running away from a white poodle with a lime green mohawk.
A bag of Late July branded chips with a Best Before date of 25 July 2026
Some fungi up close
yet another still from 'Point Break' and Patrick Swayze is pointing in Keanu Reeves' face
another still from 'Point Break' with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. This time they're gazing into each other's eyes
A still from the movie 'Point Break' with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze
A still of the Indian Drum sketch from Kids in the Hall, with the text "Look skyward, moron!"
A cherry pie, and the top crust is a bunch of snowflakes cut out of pie crust
A graph titled "Grass Touching." The scale goes from Online - Balanced - Offline. My marker is all the way to right, showing me as Offline.
A photo of me and my two dogs in the car, all giving side eye. We're labeled Judge, Jury, and Executioner
A Steam Deck on a cafe table with a 16oz to go cup of coffee next to it. There are some leafy plants in the background, and also the remnants of the muffin I ate.
The shirt has a map of Florida with hurricane indicators over it and says "I SURVIVED HURRICANE ANDREW"
tiny little white mushrooms in some mulch, with dewy grass
A passage from the book that reads "it was fine seeing the presidents, I've got nothing against the presidents, but you'd think the Sioux would be mighty sad to have those white faces carved into their sacred hill. I bet my mother was upset. I wondered why whoever carved them couldn't have put a couple Indians up there too."
screenshot of a youtube video titled "I taped my mouth shut for 2 years. You should too" Thumbnail image is a white man with tape over his mouth, with a red arrow pointing to it and the word TAPE in big, red letters
A band onstage dressed all in red and sparkles, joyfully playing their instruments (which include a trumpet, two saxophones, a star shaped tambourine, among the more standard fare)
screenshot of an email in my inbox from someone named Mike Judge (probably not the same guy) with the subject line "Kill the pdf?"
Fluffy cream colored dog laying on a tennis court at dusk
Close up of a live cicada
A red shouldered hawk sitting on a branch
A 90s Power Rangers wallet
A Garfield panel with the kitten Nermal sitting in a box labeled "To Abu Dhabi." Jon looks pissed.
A vintage coffee mug that says "The Many Faces of Public Television." This side has a picture of Mister Rogers and Big Bird
A woman with brown hair sitting in a desk chair with her knees almost touching her face, contorted in a way that looks uncomfortable but, I assure you, feels great (until she stands up)
A book titled The National Trust Book of Long Walks in England, Scotland and Wales. By Adam Nicholson, photographs by Charlie Waite
Two toilet paper rolls next to each other in a public restroom. One has the roll going over, the other has the roll going under.
An aussiedoodle staring right into the camera
a travel pill case with 7 compartments filled with various colorful pills
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A dry creek with a wide expanse of mostly flat rock. Perfect for sitting on.
Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal
screenshot of a Slack conversation that says "i wish i could include your penchant for gossip in your review"
a brown/white aussiedoodle and cream colored goldendoodle lay on the floor and look up at the person taking the photo. they're kind of yin and yang coded.
An aussiedoodle laying down while he eats his food
A furry brown and white dog, who is an aussiedoodle. He's got a sweet face.
A male house finch sitting in a box with a purple towel.
A photo of North Hollywood at dusk. The street is busy even though it's 2020. There are palm trees. There's a street vendor selling food wearing a mask.
An owl made out of clay, sitting on a stump also made out of clay.
A graphic titled "my favorite albums of 2024" featuring: Tiger's Blood by Waxahatchee Bright Future by Adrienne Lenker Sunshine by JW Francis Romance by Fontaines D.C. Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman Big Ideas by Remi Wolf
A bushy asparagus fern in a green pot. An asparagus fern is a very green plant with a lot of little evergreen-like needles growing off its many tendrils.
A screenshot of my Spotify Wrapped top 5 artists of 2024. 1. LCD Soundsystem 2. Waxahatchee 3. JW Francis 5. Charli XCX 5. Dr. Dog
Side view of a Red Bellied Woodpecker on a tree
A motion blurred car covered in so, so many lights
A Christmas tree with multicolored lights
A sleepy goldendoodle curled up on a fluffy blanket next to some unfolded laundry