Murderblonde

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Annie VanderMeer - she/her - writery narrativey designery game developer person since 2004. The only true Murderblonde, accept no substitutions.

A sign saying "Bathroom" in cursive DIRECTLY OVER A GODDAMN TOILET
A dumb twee wall sign saying "love you to the beach & back"
A pretty blue and brown ceramic mug. That is seriously the size of a fucking big gulp or something
Me holding an awesome dinosaur mug, its head just poking out one side. Looking cool, and its tail is a handle. It's awesome, I said that already but I need to emphasize this fact
It's a cowboy cat mug next to my sink. I caved in and bought it. His little hat is kind of a spoon rest? I love him already.
It's a mug with a top. It's a sheriff cat I guess? You remove the hat to drink? I don't even know anymore, I fucking want this so bad now, you win, Cost Plus
A real itty bitty cutie patootie of a cucumber called "Quick Snack" whose seeds you can get from Epic Gardening (via Botanical Interests)
A white/tabby cat lying on a fuzzy blanket like he's caught in a run and was just paralyzed and plonked on his right side and he's synergy totally cool about that
My messy desk space with 3 monitors & a Cintiq attached to a clunky 63" IKEA desk table I found in like 2010 in front of somebody's house with a "FREE" sign and my then-bf and I walked it like 9 blocks back home
A picture from The Guardian of a guy in a warehouse who I swear to God looks like he's dressed like Torgo in "Manos: The Hands of Fate"
me all just like WHAT
Beets and greens, some Pippin's Golden Honey peppers, a few green onions.
A tabletop with homegrown green Thai chilies, little orange habaneros, a red and green pair of cubanelles, a quintet of anchos, and a quartet of wee little bell peppers.
Lobelia erinus, a dense little plant with bluish-purple flowers, in a small terracotta pot.
My cute cat Chuck snoozing on my lap
Happy li'l tomato plants in a cheapo plastic greenhouse
Annie on Discord making joke "hey babe new pope just dropped"
"Denmark" tulip
A heckin huge alocasia "elephant ear" plant looking all happy in an IKEA Fniss garbage can converted into a planter, a simple hack I advise everyone doing because those things are friggin $2 and pots that big and deep are like a bajillion bucks usually
Gif of Nicholas Cage & Holly Hunter in "Raising Arizona"
Soup returned to pot post-blend
Thinly sliced yellow onions in a pot just beginning to cook
Combination of roasted honeynut, koginut and delicata squashes in a metal bowl, ready for soup
A tabby & white kitty does a snore like a fat old man do.
Chuck the cat observing a 2017 "Brayzin Hussy" red blend by Bray Vineyards.
Isis is still three years off the drinking age even in Europe but you know what they say, if you're going to do it somewhere I'd rather it be here when I can keep an eye on you
Within a cave of fabric, a shadow in the shape of a paw reaches out. You cannot see her pale green eyes in the murk but you feel them upon you. Nefertiti, Queen of Darkness, ever watches. And then goes MROWWW super super loud
Cover image of Future Islands' album "Singles": a woman's figure in a classic A-line striped dress - legs and head are snipped like a photograph superimposed over an ocean with a cloudy sky.