Chris Arrison

@murderwizard.bsky.social

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philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees

The lines at Six Flags offer such simple pleasures
i wanted that pandering puppet to eat death the second it appeared you bandwagon jumpers
five-pitch walk with runners on second and third, one out, 78 pitches, rav4th
phillies hitters lookin like doo doo
jordan romano giving you the side-eyes