YellowMustard

@mustardwrites.bsky.social

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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛 She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘 Unapologetic ofmd girly NSFW content, Minors DNI YellowMustard on Ao3!

selfie. I'm wearing a bulky oversized jumper in shades of yellow, orange, violet, pink and beige. It's a bit all over the place but I am very proud of it so pls be nice to me 🙏
He does the obligatory eye-rolling, at first. You know. The whole pfft and whatever and nah, not for me mate. All the things he’s preconditioned to say when he’s terrified of trying something new and being absolutely dogshit at it. (Ed's still learning how to sit with himself. A post-canon exploration of mindfulness, self-acceptance, and hyperfixating on a new hobby. And love, always 💕)
i got my nails done. blue and gold astrology swirly theme with a gold crab
product from obvious plant: therapy sword. toy sword in box that says 'why spend hundreds of dollars on a therapist when you can just swing a cool sword around for a while?'
a tiny chihuahua with her tongue hanging out. there is nothing going on behind those eyes
x post from @itsdaisybunn: wdym you're pulling out. do you hate me
Head: check. Arms: two. Legs: attached to torso. Nose. Mouth. Present and accounted for. This, Stede notes despairingly, is where the realism grinds to a halt. Skye’s still in her whole mermaid-unicorn-fairy phase, bless her. Part of Stede hopes she’ll never outgrow it; her wide-eyed, unshakeable belief in all things glittery and magical. But good grief, could she just give it a rest today? For just five minutes? “So,” Stede ventures, peering over her wrist as she draws. “I mean wow, that is. Certainly a lot of hair he’s got there!” “Yep,” says Skye. Her gaze is focused and determined, and she does not look up from her paper. “Are we…are we sure it goes all the way down to the floor like that?” Stede asks delicately, careful not to offend the artist at work. “Yep.” “And it’s…wavy? All, um…princessy, the way you’ve drawn it?” “Yep. And it’s twinkly silver.” Stede cocks an eyebrow in thinly-veiled disbelief. “...Twinkly silver?” “Yep.” “And. Well, I hate to interrupt the process here. I can see you're rather, uh…locked in. But I do have a question about his eyes.” “Yep?” “I mean, it’s just… they’re the size of basketballs, are they not? They’re…Skye, you’ve drawn them so big they’re hanging halfway off his face.” He doesn’t mean to sound so critical. He really doesn’t. Skye, thankfully, is so engrossed in the task at hand that she doesn’t register Stede’s tone one bit. “Yep,” she says again, more definitively than any yep to date.
wheeee i have new hair again! its more of a coppery bronze and blow-dried straight, with a super bright blonde money piece
stick figure Ed with the biggest unicorn eyes
baby bec on a beach at night, looking a little spacey (maybe like 19 years old??) green hair
birthday cake oreos. i can taste this image
Summary: I’d like to begin by taking just the briefest moment to outline our routines, rules and classroom expectations. You’ll have to forgive me for this - you see, the last time a substitute teacher was covering for me, the man caused complete and total anarchy in my classroom. Unfortunately, the experience has made me extremely wary of leaving any other professionals with my class. Of course, I have every faith in you and your ability to do your job! And I certainly don’t mean to undermine your choices based on the way one crass individual conducted himself. However, as I know how my students really do thrive upon routine, I do ask that you consider implementing the following practices today. Number one:
my hand and wrist, wearing my new green crab vs turtle bracelet and holding my lavender bookmark, with my little ofmd shrine + writing nook in the background. I filmed another unboxing video and then deleted it by accident, WHOOPS
necklace that reads 'pet rock' in bubble letters. The O in rock is a little chunk of quartz, making the whole pendant a teeny tiny pet rock
merstede hanging out in a goofy vase shaped like a corncob. he does not look very sure about this arrangement
a mini paper tablet with a sketch of my cat. reMarkable says it's black, but the "ink" renders more like a navy blue. only her one eye is shaded in green, otherwise it's not coloured. she is deeply imperfect but i tried my best 😌