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@mutantbadger.bsky.social

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he/him Monster Hunter enjoyer. Silly lad. Computer boy. "Sick with it". The Ultimate Patriot 2015.

Give me a franchise and I'll tell you my favorite character
A meme that reads "I finally got it homies... My Platestation 5" The image between the lines of text is a box for a dish rack, but the design of the box itself is eerily similar to the design and placement of a PS5's box.
A news headline that reads "PlayStation CEO says company wants to 'revitalize' live-service games" Attached to the headline is a photo of PlayStation's stupid fucking chud of a CEO
A picture of a snow crab, taken at the bottom of the sea. The crab is illuminated by a light, presumably by the submersible that took the photo. There is text overlaid on the photo, it reads "Hey, man I'm a snow crab at the bottom of the ocean. Can I have $300?? ?"
The following text lies in the foreground of a forlorn man sitting at the edge of a bed: THEY DON'T LET YOU YOU CAN'T BOX AT THE BOX OFFICE The text is slightly out of frame on the lower right side.
It's an edit newspaper comic illustration depicting a man ordering coffee at a coffee shop. The original comic made fun of the diversification of coffee options in a "kids these days" kind of way. The edit is about mechanical keyboards and the community's unusual tendency for ergonomics getting in the way of user preference. The man says "100% QWERTY", as if asking for an ordinary computer keyboard. The barista replies "Would you be interested in a 96% keyboard?", seemingly ignoring his request. "100% QWERTY." "75% AZERTY?" "100% QWERTY." The barista, exasperated, says "... Split?" The woman behind them finally shouts "For cryin' out loud, make up your mind and order!"
"Valves loot box model can be especially harmful to children. Attorney General James asserts that young users with limited funds can be enticed to start gambling through lot boxes in the hopes of obtaining a virtual item that they believe will enhance their status in the games' virtual worlds. Research has shown that children who are introduced to gambling are four times more likely to develop a gambling problem later in life than those who are not." (This next portion is highlighted for relevance) "In addition, although this case is about gambling, it is important to note that Valve's promotion of games that glorify violence and guns helps fuel the dangerous epidemic of gun violence, particularly among young gamers who can become numbed to grave violence before their brains are fully developed."
A scene from Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985), wherein a group of young men are planning a fascist coup in a false room made of Shoji-style dividers. A light from above illuminates the table, which has a map. Everywhere outside the room is pitch black.
Screenshot from the 2005 indie game, Façade. The screenshot depicts the two characters Trip and Grace looking shocked, presumably by the text said by the player in the game. Context: This game featured a humorous bug where if the player ever mentioned 'melon' anywhere in the text input, Trip and Grace would be wordlessly shocked, and soon after the player would be forcefully ejected from the apartment by Trip who rebukes the player as if having committed a dangerous social Faux Pas.
The following text is from Google's shit-ass AI overview: No, water will not freeze at 27 degrees (presumably Fahrenheit) because the freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit; meaning water will only begin to freeze once the temperature drops below 32 degrees Fahrenheit. Key points: Freezing point of water: 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees Celsius). Below freezing point: If the temperature is below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, water will start to freeze.
It is an edited meme. The meme originally consists of a happy man looking out one side of the bus at rolling hills and a sunset/sunrise. On the other side of the bus is a sad man looking out to a sheer cliff face with no interesting features. The image has been edited in such a way where the faces are replaced with the botched diglett pastries, with each character replaced with an appropriately happy or sad looking diglett pastry.
Screenshot of an ad for a PC Gamer article, the title for which reads "Today's Wordle answer..."
Image macro which reads, in large text, "DID SOMEONE MENTION MONSTER HUHTER?!" and in the background is a Black Diablos erupting from the ground.
Gorilla standing in a dark hallway ominously. text reads "HE BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM". "FUCK" in this case is highlighted red in youtube thumbnail style.