Megan Varde 🐴

@mvardeparty.bsky.social

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3D environment artist @YoungHorses.com on Bugsnax and something else 👁️👁️ I have approximate knowledge of many things ⭐️ she/her 📍Chicago 💍 @hatsproductions.bsky.social pfp by @tgi.bsky.social

Image of sickos meme (guy looking into window saying “Yes… Ha Ha Ha… YES!”)
Screenshot of a Discord message from me saying “I got too drink im uninstalling unreal” with a custom emote of Tim Sweeny from Epic
Photo of me standing in an A pose next to a statue of Manny the mannequin from Unreal Engine.
Photo of glass doors of a seemingly abandoned building with many heavy chains and padlocks wrapped around the handles and into the mail slot.
Photo of a stop sign heavily duct taped to a bike rack.
Screenshot of a news ad that says “Why Google wants to release 32 million mosquitoes in the US”.
Photo of a small Chao plush keychain from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise sitting in the palm of my hand. There is a spiked black collar around its neck that is chained to a black strap around my wrist.
Photo of a small white dog plush keychain with black eyes and nose and red pointy ears peeking out of a shirt pocket.
Photo of a group of deer lying down in a park. One of them is facing the camera with squinting eyes.
Photo of a sticker on a street pole of the Diet Coke logo but the text is replaced with garbage time.
Screenshot of Filbo from Bugsnax facing the camera with his eyes half closed. The image is edited so that his eyes are red, he is surrounded by smoke, and there is a joint hanging out of his mouth.
Emoji making a frowny face holding a gun thinking about using it.
Photo of a barbershop with a sign in the window that says “support Chicago barber shops”. a full size human skeleton is standing next to it.
Photo of me standing at a train stop waving and holding some closed umbrellas. I’m wearing a large black jacket, a rainbow Cubs hat, and bright pink rain boots.
Gif of a low poly rat model rotating around kind of awkwardly.
Screenshot of a small brown low poly model of a rat.
Black and white drawing of me sitting at a table that says 4 to 7pm “caught up on all the hourlies. Maybe ate something?”. There is a big sketchy pencil drawing of me screaming to one side.
Black and white comics page that says 2 to 3pm “paid money to play with Italian greyhound puppies while our own dog was at home”. I am sitting cross legged on the ground with heart eyes saying “hee hee yay!” While thinking about my corgi crying and saying “why”. There are 7 greyhound puppies drawn from memory in various states of play. The bottom panel says “one of the dogs somehow looked more worried than the rest” with a slightly more detailed drawing of a puppy with sad eyes and a long face. Next to the creature it says “la creatura” and “ravioli” which is her name.
Black and white comic page that says 1 to 2pm “killing time at x change and chicago comics. The first panel is me and Ryan standing in a hall of display cases thinking “hmmm” and the second one is us looking at a book display doing the same thing.
Black and white drawing of me eating a very thick and saucy sandwich like a crazed animal. It says 12:30 to 1pm “ate tamago sandwich at Tso Good”. There is also a drink and fries.
Black and white comic panel that says 12pm “saw Karley at the train station”. View of me and Ryan’s backs as we t pose across the tracks from a tiny far away Karley. I am also shouting “Karley!”.
Black and white comics page that says 9am to 12pm at the top. It shows me laying in bed playing Mario Kart on my phone, then me and Ryan walking our corgi outside in the snow, then a small montage of my hands washing dishes, folding clothes, and emptying a container of dust into a trash can. The last panel shows me sneezing and says “I emptied Sherlock’s diaper and now I can’t stop sneezing.”. There is a little drawing underneath of a robot vacuum wearing a diaper and saying “uwu”.
Screenshot of a Discord conversation starting with a screenshot of a wheel of names of Young Horses devs in primary colors surrounding a close up photo of a Furby's face. My comment underneath says "the wheel of suffering". Bria replies "all hail the wheel" and Seth replies "Therapist: don't worry, the wheel of eternal pain and suffering can't hurt you".
Colorful digital drawing of Camie from One Piece. She is a mermaid with short green hair and a pink tail surrounded by shiny bubbles.
Photo of a delivery truck at an intersection with the word “arhaus” pronounced “our house” on the side in big letters. Underneath in smaller letters it says “your home” but that is not relevant to the joke.
Image of low polygon PS1 Crash Bandicoot's face merged with actor Bradley Cooper's face. It's mostly his eyes and closed mouth smile that shine through the visage of orange bandicoot skin.
Galaxy brain
Old timey looking illustrated diagram of a black horse silhouette showing the brain connected to the spine and nerves running down the legs. There is big blocky text over the brain that just says "horse".
Screenshot of a quote in purple text on a webpage with a white background. The quote reads "We got tired of making video games. We wanted to create something new. Like a creature or something. I don't know." attributed to lead environment artist and horse girl, Megan Varde.
Photo of me sitting on a brown leather couch pondering a Life magazine that says “horses, the world’s most beautiful animal” with a running brown horse on the cover. There is a large pillow next to me with multiple horses stitched on it.
Screenshot from Monster Hunter Wilds. My hunter character is standing in front of a small flock of baby seikrets that look like small round fluffy birds with raptor tails.
Screenshot of a custom palico from Monster Hunter Wilds on a blue background. It is very fluffy with tan and white fur, large dark eyes, and big pointy ears.
Screenshot from Kirby's Avalanche for the Super Nintendo being played on the Switch. Kirby and a Poppy Bros Junior are standing in a forest. Kirby's speech bubble says "I'll breathe in your pathetic bombs and send them right back at you!".
Screenshot of the Zbrush brush menu with the standard brush selected. There is green text that says "You're more than a standard brush". There is also a box in the corner that says "To" and "From".
Screenshot of a Maya viewport showing a cylinder and the lattice tool selected. There is green text that says "Lattice be friends". There is a box in the corner that says "To" and "From".
Screenshot of a Maya viewport showing a close up of a rectangular mesh with a green edge loop being added to the center. There is green text that says "I'm edge loop over heels for you, Valentine". There is a box in the corner that says "To" and "From".
Screenshot of a Maya viewport showing some elongated piece of geometry, perhaps an arm, with evenly spaced quads. There is green text that says "Your topology is perfect!" and a box in the corner that says "To" and "From".
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that says 11 to 12am. Watson slept all day, so he has a ton of energy. Drawing of me and my husband chasing a corgi around a weird raised grass area. Then I drew these last few comics. Good night!
Sketchy digital pencil comic that starts with 7 to 8pm and a drawing of a CTA train. Get on train to go to party. Next panel is the train station and a bus stop sign with two people walking away. 26 minutes till next bus so might as well walk. The next panel says 8 to 10:30pm and “there is a lovely little drink fountain at the party”. The next panel says “also a cat” with a drawing of me petting a black cat with large eyes. My eyes are also large and I am pouting. The bottom says “ok we can leave now”.
Sketchy digital pencil comic that starts with 5 to 7pm. There is a drawing of a plate of cheese and crackers with somebody offscreen saying “Is that your girl dinner?”. There is a pause from offscreen then a reply of “Yes”. The next panel is two people sitting in front of a tv that says “Woman of the Hour”. The next panel is me eating while thinking “This movie is scary, I’m glad men aren’t real”. The last panel is me saying “Oh fuck” because the screen says “Based on a true story”.
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that says 1 to 5pm. Playing Spiderman 2 on da couch. I am sitting on the left side facing the viewer holding a Playstation controller. On the right is my husband sleeping. In the middle is a corgi also sleeping.
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that says 11 to 12pm. Omg that french toast looks amazing, let me take a picture! Wow my pancakes look so good! Hmm they didn’t photograph too well did they? The drawings of the food in the final frame are very unflattering and covered in wet lumpy sauces.
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that says 9 to 10am. It rained all day yesterday. Today all the puddles are iced over. They make a really nice crunch sound.
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that starts with 8:40-9am. Lately I’ve had a pretty bad morning cough. I can hear my downstairs neighbor sneeze. I’m sure he can hear me coughing too.
Screenshot of a photograph of a newspaper page in a window with the headline “103 year old crapper a main attraction in nearby Gays”. There is text on the bottom that says “Two story outhouses were a thing and one is standing in Illinois”.
Hands outstretched meme
Four small square print illustrations of colorful mushroom houses on either side of a larger mushroom frame.
Photo of a lemon cut to resemble a pig. It has four toothpick legs, curly aluminum foil tail, cloves for eyes, and is holding a penny in its mouth.
Photo of a movie theatre marquee sign that reads wicked babygirl nosferatu.
Pastuffy’s Steam Replay 2024: 14 games played, 171 achievements, 130 sessions, 11 new games. Most played games by percentage of playtime: Balatro, Fallout 4, Regency Solitaire 2, Outriders, Elden Ring.
Photo of an arcade machine called Elevator Action. There are images on the machine of people in brown trenchcoats holding guns. The screen shows very simple pixel elevators and little guys.
Spotify wrapped 2024 top artists Fall Out Boy, Dorian Electra, Miracle Musical, Panic At The Disco, and Mori Calliope. Top songs are 未来島, Hellhound, No Return, Leave Her Alone, and Ohio is for Emo Kids. 8,412 minutes listened.
Photo of a realistic 3d printed beetle larvae wearing a small santa hat and hanging on a Christmas tree from a ring. The glossy paint shines in the glow of the small white lights.
Photo of a tall plastic figure of Yamato from One Piece standing with his hands on his hips with a much smaller toy Yamato standing in front holding his kanabo club behind his back.
Photo of a computer monitor showing a desktop wallpaper of a digital painted illustration of a lush green garden with a light brick archway in the center. The bushes around the top of the arch have white flowers and there are some taller purple flowers to the left and right.
Photo of a tan wood L shaped desk in front of a white wall with two computer monitors showing a wallpaper with horses running in a field. To the left of the desk is a tall thin white bookshelf with multiple art books and decorative soda bottles. There are some small art prints on the side of the shelf and a green alien hugging a plush Perforce bee on top. On the desk to the right of the monitors are two snake plants. There is a large Huion tablet screen to the right on the L part of the desk. Under the monitors is a small white shelf with various Pokemon plushes and Kirby figures.
Sketchy pencil drawing of Beffica from Bugsnax squinting and smiling saying “You like Bugsnax, don’t you Bestie?” Reminiscent of Spongebob saying “You like Krabby Patties don’t you Squidward?”
Photo of a white brick wall with a painted mural depicting a golden four fingered glove with a smiling face and legs bursting through the wall while giving the middle finger. Painted to the right of it is a gray shaggy dog sitting upright. Above them in black block letters says “Irving Park barbershop”. To the left of the mural is a dark blue vertical sign that says “BARBER” in large white letters.
Photo of a small black sign with white text that reads “Shh, baby moss at rest DO NOT DISTURB” in front of green leafy ferns in a park.
Photo of the box for the Bugsnax card game sitting on a windowsill in front of a green leafy plant.