🎩 Miss Applied Malarkey 🗳️ (Vote Loony 2026)

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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Staines' resident Monster Raving Loony. reposts not endorsements. mx.malarkey@gmail.com

* NOW I WILL SLEEP FOR THE OTHER 100 YEARS

06/05/2026 (I ran out of leaflets)

02/05/2026

25/04/2026 (first ever batch of leaflets)

This is a photo of myself sitting down wearing my Official Monster Raving Loony Party rosette.

Keen-eyed viewers may notice that I am, in fact, a dog. Canis familiaris. With black and white floofy hair, four paws, a big black nose on my muzzle, and a look in my eyes which just tells you that I can and will start going bork any second now.

Bork. Bork bork bork. Bork!

See? I told you. I'm a dog. That's what I do.

This is a photo of the Statement of Persons Nominated for Staines Ward for the elections on the 7th of May 2026. There are twelve candidates; two Liberal Democrats, two Greens, two Tories, two nobodies from Reform UK, two from Labour, one Independent (Independent Spelthorne Group), and, most importantly of all, one Official Monster Raving Loony - Miss Applied Malarkey.

Your eyes are naturally drawn towards the Official Monster Raving Loony Party candidate - after all, their name sticks out like a sore thumb! You have a brief chuckle at their name (Miss Applied Malarkey? How mildly amusing!). You strongly consider casting a vote for the Official Monster Raving Loony candidate on Thursday 7 May 2026 - after all, you get two votes to cast however you deem fit.

The full Statement of Persons Nominated for all wards in Spelthorne is available at https://www.spelthorne.gov.uk/sites/default/files/2026-04/Spelthorne%20Statement%20of%20Persons%20Nominated%20-%20all%20wards.pdf

A photo of the brutalist office building formerly occupied by Bupa, next to Staines town centre. It's been disused for at least 15 or so years now(?). The sky is very clear, it's an unusually sunny day (the sun is not in the photo)