Matt Yake

@myake.bsky.social

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Object creator/entropy manager, Serious Grip & Electric, IATSE 487, Baltimore

A note pad that says at the top "Danny's To Do List." Tasks listed are DMT, Buy eggs, and Milk
Two cats in a sun beam with their heads together, looking directly at the camera. Tuxedo on the left and creamsicle on the right
a pair of crocs with a 3D squidward face on the toe box
/Nancy by Caroline Cash, 7/14/2026. A single, wide panel that shows Sluggo asleep in bed, patches asleep on top of him, dreaming of selling woims to some punks
Three televisions mounted one on top of the other. Top TV is a ~8 inch crt on a swing hung from the crane gantry
A brake rotor that has been worn down to about an eighth inch
a grid of colors that are almost all gray or beige
Three televisions stacked on top of one another. From top to bottom, a flat screen tv showing Mexico vs South Africa, a tiny TV showing Escape From New York, and a large CRT showing Escape from LA
A tuxedo cat laying on his back with his hind feet dug into the rug even with his shoulders. Butthole on full display
A black Honda fit with a crunched up front end. She's totaled
a panel from Nancy by Caroline Cash on 6/4/2026. the panel shows Sluggo, head rapidly turning side to side, while the word WOIMS is heard from all directions
The rear of a black Honda fit with the hatch open showing that it is packed completely full of wisteria vines
A line of ten goslings, lead by two adult geese, walks up a grassy hill in front of semi-industrial office park
a panel from Nancy by Caroline Cash on 5/9/2026. the panel shows Nancy, brows furrowed with sweat beads flying off of her she shouts "NO GODS, NO MASTERS!"
A freshly dug 12"x22" hole with a post hole digger in it
A Wawa coupon for $1 off banana bread beverage
the last panel of Nancy, by Caroline Cash on 4/27/26. it shows Nancy thinking of a black cat with Sluggo's head while she says "I see..."
A close up picture of a sphinx (?) moth pupae. It's dark red, sectioned, and you can faintly see the outlines of moth shapes
Three cats in the window, all looking directly to camera
A press release from the Baltimore Department of Public Works that reads: Baltimore City to Temporarily Lower Fluoride Levels in Drinking Water Due to Supply Constraints The Baltimore City Department of Public Works (DPW) will reduce the level of fluoride in its drinking water system beginning this week due to ongoing national supply chain challenges affecting the availability of hydrofluorosilicic acid, which is a compound commonly used for water fluoridations. This adjustment will affect all people served by the City of Baltimore’s’ public water system, including residents in Baltimore City, Baltimore County, and Howard County. Fluoride levels will be lowered from approximately 0.7 milligrams per liter to 0.4 milligrams per liter at its Ashburton and Montebello filtration plants. There are no required minimum fluoride levels. Drinking water will remain safe and meet all federal and state water quality standards. This reduction does not affect the overall safety or quality of the water as fluoride is not regulatory required additive. These constraints are part of broader national supply chain disruptions, driven in part by ongoing conflict in the Middle East, as well as reduced domestic production and limited output from key international suppliers. A key supplier based in Israel has experienced significant operational disruptions.
A Shop Vac Shop Sweep. It's a bare bones, upright shop vac. 1.5hp with an 8gal capacity. Ooooo baby it's a nice vac
A tuxedo cat laying on his back with his hind feet dug into the rug even with his shoulders. He looks very silly
Two cats, one tuxedo and one creamsicle, lay on a floral rug, partially under an ottoman, basking in a sunbeam
a targeted banner ad that shows four robots, three humanoid and one dog
A tall apartment building in the center of the frame. At the top of the building are painted the letters ISPY, two stories tall, in white.
poster in a store window that reads: Mon. March 9, 2026 FALKENHAN'S HARDWARE Employee Fundraiser UNION CRAFT BREWING 5pm - 8pm $25 entry, beer ticket with entry Food included! Silent Auction raffle! DJs Rocking!
a google earth view of an area of Gaza near Al Zahra. in the lower left of the image there are trees, green fields, roads and houses. life. the rest of the image is aerial pictures from later, after Israel bombed, bulldozed, and buried everything
A sovereign citizen license plate. It reads: ASIATIC NATION OF NORTH AMERICA M.S.T. OF A. EXECUTIVE RULER ALLI [US flag] [Eye of Providence] [Moroccan flag] et rellquit Diplomat / FOREIGN DIPLOMAT 010105905
picture of bigfoot
A portable generator powering the traffic light control box at St Paul St and Saratoga St
A person in a crowd holding up a handwritten sign that says "come outside. we not gone jump you"
Two cats snuggling in a box full of brown paper. One is orange and white and the other is tuxedo. Both are looking at the camera.
A Facebook ad for temu, military prison building block set. It pictures cages that look like dog kennels and it says "prison, restricted area"
three moai (those easter island statues) on a grassy hill
A tuxedo cat wrestling with a grey T-shirt on a floral rug
wikipedia screenshot: Marketing Honda planned to use the name Fitta, and it was planned to be released in Japan under that name in 2001. Because Fitta in Scnadanavian languages is vulgar slang for vagina, Honda instead used Jazz in most markets and Fit in the Americas.
skeet from @internethippo.bsky.social that reads: The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
DJT Truth social post: "THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER HONORS will be broadcast tonight, on CBS, and Steam on Paramount+. Tune in at 8 P.M. EST! At the request of the Board, and just about everybody else in aAmerica, I am hosting the event. Tell me what you think of my "Master of Ceremony" abilities. If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make "hosting" a full time job? We will be honoring true GREATS in the History of Entertainment: Sylvester Stallone, Michael Crawford, KISS, George Strait, and Gloria Gaynor.
jondoe piece at Anderson Body Shop on Mace St. A yellow cat lays on top of a dresser, pawing a blue ball of yarn. Below, the yarn spells out "jondoe"
jondoe piece at Preston and Cathedral. Two fats smooching over a glass of wine, cheese, and a candle. they're on a cute date. Radiating from their kiss are hearts and the words "pip pip mmmm squeak pip squeak pip mmm." "jondoe" is written in red above
"we're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
a shallow wooden bowl, spalted something, 9.5"x2"
A finished bottom of a bowl, mounted on the lathe. Lots of pattern and spalting. Chestnut maybe?
The facade of Artist and Craftsman Supply with a big plywood patch. On the plywood is spray painted "IT WAS A CAR WE ARE ATILL OPEN 10AM - 6PM"
John's famous Italian cold cut sub from Johns Italian Deli in Lansdowne. It's covered with sliced onions, maybe an entire onions worth
three cats on perches in front of sunny windows. left to right is a tuxedo, a creamsicle, and a black cat
same picture as the previous post but now there are stairs where the hole was
same picture as the original post but now there's wood filling the hole
a rowhouse front porch missing its steps. There's a big hole where you can see into the basement
an image of Mark Zuckerberg wearing those dumb glasses. below it reads "Mark Zuckerberg promises new smart glasses will unlock 'superintelligence'. The Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses are key to reaching that goal, EssilorLuxotica's Chief Weearables Officer Rocco Basilico said in an interview with CNN."
lil anti vehicle devices
an old man stands in the middle of a concrete driveway. at his feet is a burned confederate flag and the words "BLACKS RULE" in black spray paint. dude did it himself because he's a racist idiot
A dancing jack-o'-lantern next to the text "NOT LONG!"
World meeting on human fraternity GRACE FOR THE WORLD St. Peter's Square with special performance by CLIPSE 9pm CEST, 13 Sept 2025 gracefortheworld.live doors at 6pm, concert at 9pm attend for free or stream live on Disney+, Hulu, ABC NewsLive
Two skateboards. One from Carpet, the other from Vu.
A small set of shelves overflowing with VHS tapes
A cartoon dancing jack o lantern with the caption "NOT LONG!" on a blue background
dril tweet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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