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Black cat sitting on a cat tree and looking out a window. One dainty front arm is hanging down.
A black cat behind an ottoman staring directly at the camera with wide eyes
Tweet from @pissjugtycoon: I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyhey c'maahn I'm just a little guy, I'm just a little guy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boy" & it somehow always worked.
I dated a 5'8" guy who'd taunting every jacked, 6'3" bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, Im just a little guy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boy" and it somehow always worked
But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusional about where they're spending trillions in combined capital.
Black cat observing the neighborhood from her cat tree.
Back end of a black cat on a cardboard cat scratcher
Pajama Picard
A painting of a jester taunting a pack of angry dogs from the top of a wall.
This is one of the oldest tricks in the managerial playback. Mystifying the leadership structure; be vague about lines of power and responsibility. Don't call yourself a boss, call yourself a team leader. Say there are no rules, just vibes.
Beautiful black cat (Nyx)