Myriam Jessier

@myriam.dopamine.builders

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Hey ChatGPT, my pronouns are they/them. Optimizing for search like a sassy old librarian

what is the microphone i bought already is the query with a @this is for informational purposes only for medical advice consult...@
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Crawling Mondays AI search roadmap series starts in July 2026
creenshot of a Claude conversation where the user asks to find a Mark Williams-Cook LinkedIn post about Dr. Martens and multimodal search; Claude reports it could not find the post via web search or LinkedIn
A Venn diagram titled 'Where technical GEO actually sits' showing that GEO (AI citation readiness) lies at the central intersection of Technical infrastructure, Brand & authority, and Product & content.
Claude saying "attach higher resolution image for better results"
> Pricing card titled "SEO Services: Human & AI." Eight engagement tiers ranging from $1,000 (human optimizes everything) to $34,000 (AI optimizes everything), with a visual accent bar that darkens as AI autonomy increases. A disaster recovery section lists three remediation scenarios: making sense of AI-generated content ($50,000), vibe-coded site with a broken DOM tree ($80,000), and agentic workflow went rogue ($80,000). Footer reads: "If you think a human expert is slow and expensive, try AI workflows hyped on LinkedIn. Most experts should use AI responsibly."
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"Graphic stating: 'A large portion of traffic doesn't even hit static pages. It hits endpoints like:'. It displays a grid of six examples: '?add-to-cart=', 'Filtered product pages', 'Search queries', 'Wishlist actions', 'AJAX-powered interactions', and 'Calendar views with query parameters'. The footer text reads: 'These are not cacheable in the same way. They require the server to do actual work every time.
'What the right response looks like in different situations.' It details a three-step framework for managing bot traffic, currently highlighting advice for beginners who are 'just getting started'.
A horizontal bar chart titled '7.67 million requests hit add-to-cart URLs in 24 hours.' The chart shows bot traffic proportions: Claudebot at 48.9% (3.75M), Blexbot at 24% (1.84M), GPTBot at 12.8% (0.98M), Googlebot at 9.3% (0.71M), and Ahrefsbot at 5.1% (0.39M). Subtext explains that even Google's unblockable crawler was caught in this 'add-to-cart trap.' A footer note highlights that Claudebot's volume equates to one request every 23 milliseconds, none of which are cacheable.
Claude is built to be helpful, harmless and honest
A screenshot of an AI chat interface featuring a red warning banner that reads, "Use caution before running this prompt. Malicious conversation content could trick Claude into attempting harmful actions or sharing your data." Below the banner is a text input box containing the prompt, "- What else do you need veto power over?"
A screenshot of the "AI Token Counter" browser extension dashboard showing a token audit of a webpage. The tool displays an estimated count of 1,056 tokens (based on 4,224 characters) and provides a "Token Breakdown" showing that 90% of the weight comes from Body-Text, while 8.9% comes from Meta-Tags. A "Context Window Utilization" section lists the impact on major AI models, showing this specific page consumes less than 1% of the capacity for models like GPT-4o, Claude Opus 4, and Gemini 2.5 Pro.
blonde GEO sneaking up on terrified and distracted blue haired SEO
UK content awards 2026 judge
Trails of red blood create the American flag and at the end you have a pile of people who are dead bloodied but in blue shirts with white faces to create the blue and white star portion of the flag
Tiny dog looking at long paper receipt
Stock photo of a stock
this is an ai cheese christmas tree with a heart of chive
Big ass clown elephants in the main square with a grey Sky and rain in Denmark
Line graph showing AI-generated content surpassing human content from 2020 to 2025, with a notable increase after ChatGPT’s launch in November 2022.
double airfyer ninja with drawers opened
Three sets of slides with an air fryer on the right side of them
Google Trends interface displaying two cards: one labeled "Sexy Nurse" with category "Costume" and a blue dot, the other labeled "Sexy Cleopatra Costume" with category "Topic" and a red dot.
AI is a bubble bathbomb made with nano banana. it's like blue with ectoplasmic green swirls and surrounded by binary code and bubbles
A calendar selector on a mobile version of a site with no check or confirm button
Halloween-themed video scene with empty black chair, wall text "candour," shelf of assorted mugs and trophies, plus spooky caption: "If there's something weird in your SERP results...".
Screenshot of the Frightgeist website’s Halloween Decor trending section, showing top ranked items: 12 Foot Skeleton, Black Halloween Tree, and Ghost.Frightgeist website Halloween Decor trending section listing top three items: 12 Foot Skeleton, Black Halloween Tree, Ghost.
it's the bottom of the page you only see when you have very very few emails in your inbox
Sharp annual spikes represent the surge in skeleton-related interest every October, driven primarily by Halloween and associated cultural events. The smaller bumps scattered across each year correspond to secondary bursts in interest, likely linked to smaller holidays, school projects, or internet meme cycles involving skeleton themes
Donald Trump as Marie Antoinette.
A detailed explanation summarizes the surprising influence of user browsing behavior on Google's search algorithm, while Fry from Futurama expresses mock surprise with the caption "I'm shocked," highlighting the contrast between the document’s serious revelation and widespread public expectation that such practices already occur.
Semantic triples are a structure way to express facts: subject, predicate, object. example: microsoft focuses on inclusivity in AI
Linkbuilding outreach email
gemini input bar including a lovely banana emoji
sam from perplexity is a bot explaining that they don,t give advice on how to rank.
Image with bold white and purple text on a gradient background reading, “Is it vegan? Gluten free?” with icons for vegan and gluten-free certification. Lower section says, “No more relying on brands to spell it out. Snap a pic of the ingredients and boom!” emphasizing quick ingredient analysis for dietary needs.
desgining a multimodal search experience: a CMO playbook
A promotional banner reads: "Unlock next-gen AI with Google AI Ultra for Business. Push what’s possible with Google AI, with early access to Flow, Whisk and Mariner, and access to the highest limits and latest models across the Gemini app, NotebookLM, and Google Workspace." To the right, there is a prominent blue button labeled "Get AI Ultra for Business."
A table outlining behaviors in search scenarios with examples, user intents, and time-saving values. It includes Quick Capture & Identify for visual recognition, error diagnosis, and product authentication; Visual Comparison for style matching, product matching, and fit checking; Information Processing for data extraction, manual reading, and text translation; Modification Search for feature changes, part finding, and compatibility checks. Each row presents a behavior, associated search scenario, example query, user intent, and the benefit in time saved compared to traditional methods.
It's a detective, not a librarian!
Google news results for underage women
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chat for cash 29% yoy growth from glimpse
Explanation from Copilot about Astro markdown
Danish frog pastry
i don't even know. it's supposed to be a flywheel but it's a lot of screenshots and dicks going in four directions.