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IM NOT A “QUEER ALLY” IM A “MEDIC IN THE TRANS FOREIGN LEGION”. ALSO I WRITE A SEMI FAMOUS RUST LIBRARY. HE, THEY, OR HEY. MY NAME IS ALEX AND I LIVE IN MADISON WOKESCONSIN

a bat inside a tupperware bowl on a towel
a graph of gasoline prices over the past eight years. it's highest in 2022, $3 in 2023, and $2 in 2024 and 2025. until the war.
literally the website i linked to previously, with the relevant information highlighted
2018 Michigan elections … The Democrats swept all of the statewide offices formerly held by the Republicans.
ear plug
person with the pfp “i’m autistic not rude” says “sorry to interrupt your rage mongering here but if we’re being rational the person shooting up heroin doesn’t impact me at all. their needle isn’t touching me. heroin isn’t getting into me. i feel sad for them but that’s the extent of the impact but baby screaming is hell on my ear drums”
the exact same site-map list i've been describing all thread, EXCEPT the text is now printed in a proportional, serif font instead of a monospace font. the structure of the vertical line system that denotes the tree layout is unaffected by this.
a sitemap showing a tall vertical list of pages. some of the pages have a slash at the end of their names, and a triangle at the front. on some of those, the triangle points sideways, and there is nothing special. on the others, the triangle points down, and an indented list appears below the page with the down-triangle. this indicates child pages. by collapsing the deeper lists, the sitemap is kept visually concise while still actually having all the needed information in it.
a much larger section of a webpage. in a tall column in the top left is a site-navigation map, rendered in monospace font with long vertical black lines and indentation that suggest a tree structure, as described in more detail in the previous image. sorry for not redoing it here but it's a lot of noise for little signal. below the monospace tree-structure output is a regular ordered-list of the major sections of the document, printed in serif font. It is labeled 1. H2 Chapter, 1.1. H3 Section, 2. Major Components, 2.1. Sidebars, 2.2. Code Blocks, 2.3. Non-Markdown Tags, 3. Site Specifics. the sub-sections don't actually have leading section numbers, they visually indent to imply them. i'll put the explicit numbering like i just wrote later. these are all blue and underlined, because they're active links. the bulk of the image is a lot of text that i'm not going to transcribe, because it's not informative. the top two lines are two columns; on the left is a checklist with one item checked and one unchecked, and on the right is source code for that checklist. below that is a short paragraph that stops well before the right edge of the screen saying "on wide monitors, there is dead space on both sides of the screen, keeping content at a reasonable width. unless marked as full-bleed", followed by a LONG paragraph of lorem-ipsum latin text that goes all the way to the right edge of the image, to visually demonstrate the constrained vs unconstrained layout. below the latin are eight big blocks arranged in a 4-wide 2-tall table. the blocks are: black, red, orange, yellow / white, green, blue, purple. they print the name of the color in the center of the block. the border of the block is white on the left and black on the right, to show contrast. the black block and white block are both slightly greyer than the true black and white of the borders. this whole table is on a perfectly grey background. below the table is a footnote.
a section of a sitemap that draws vertical lines to join sibling elements together and horizontal lines to mark when an element descends from a parent. so there's one long black line at the very left, with four horizontal ticks coming in off it, to "LICENSE.txt", "README.md", "about/", and "blog/". Between "about/" and "blog/" are three more lines of text, but they're NOT connected to the black line on the left; they're indented and have a second vertical black line of their own and horizontal tick marks connecting their words (index.md, portfolio.md, resume.md) to the second line. then below "blog/" is another indented vertical line, likewise disconnected from the left-most vertical line, with a lot of child lines. LICENSE.txt, README.md, ferrilab/, how-computers-work/, index.md, misc/, personal/, posts/, rfcs/, talks/, type-theory/. despite everything under blog/ also ending in a slash, they have no visible child elements. there's no indentation and third vertical line.
a grey and white cat stands on a concrete slab looking back towards the camera. behind him is a pile of tall green vegetation
this mf said fast good
a golden hammer, sickle, and calligraphic brush-pen it’s the logo of the workers’ party of korea
prepare for mandatory fun. july 15. soviet looking poster in red black and white with blocky print and weird al yankovic in military dress garb over iconography of an infantry parade with red banners a tank and a squadron of older style fighter aircraft in the sky
presidential election results for carver county minnesota, 1892 to present. republican except for 1892 (dem), 1912 (dem), 1924 (other), and 1932 (dem). recent voting population sixty thousand. fifty thousand in 2004, the last year i lived there. narrowest result is 51/46 in 2020.
me pointing at a small grey and white kitty cat looking at the camera with a blank expression
me holding a plastic bag with a dead bat inside, looking VERY exasperated
i once drove 2997 miles in three calendar days
a cart of trans related books almost all in the positive direction with a poster saying “more pride less prejudice” also “trans” by helen joyce, notable british terf, writing about the evils of trans culture and agenda i … don’t think they know
a website layout. there is a blue banner with a yellow navigation menu set into it at the center/bottom. below the banner is a pink column on the left and a tan column on the right. in the pink column is a narrow column of text on the right half and in the tan column is a wider column of text on the left half. below both of those is a green footer
a webpage divided into a 4-column 4-row (but very irregular) grid the top row is a few lines tall and blue with text that says "banner" the next row is one line tall, blue on either edge and golden in the middle, with a high level navigation menu in it the bulk of the screen is four tall columns which are: grey and blank, orange and a nav/about sidebar, brown and the main content of the page, and grey and blank the bottom row is two lines tall, green, and contains site credits
rhinelander wisconsin has six dc fast chargers
i am holding a can of american dew and wincing at the surprise flash
a bunch of tiles all between wine purple, ocean blue, magenta, and … dim cerulean? unsure. point is not a really steep color gradient going on. they’re scrambled to make the distinctions more obvious
a map of asia showing pins at kyiv ukraine and omsk russia. they’re very far apart. omsk is like three or four times as far away as moskva. it’s past the northernmost extent of kazakhstan.
i’ll fucking kill you if you kill yourself
the up next songs on my “haven’t heard in a while” are a mix of genres, including what i think are church hymns, the tron soundtrack, the les miserables soundtrack, kesha, 80s boston rock, 90s scat (white rap), and christmas rock by the trans siberian orchestra
now listening to a christmas dirge. previously listened to expectations by hayley kiyoko, need you now by lady antebellum, and on top of the world by imagine dragons
a grey and white cat lounges in sunlight and looks at the camera. i’m laying behind him in a red t shirt
a black hook n loop patch on a green backpack showing MARX DEFINED THE CLASSES (a star) (an AR-15) STONER MADE THEM EQUAL
medical finger covers
a beefy loaded potato grilled cantina chicken rolled quesadilla combo and spicy potato soft taco are $14.47 before tax
two chalupas supreme and a small drink for $14.77
a cheesy gordita crunch and a combo #4 (crunchwrap supreme, taco, large drink) is exactly $18.00 after tax
two chalupas and a small drink is $14.37 pre tax
a grey and white cat holds a dead bat in its mouth. the caption is “SUBOPTIMAL”
mr president a second plane has struck
a small brown bat hangs from the top of my window. i advance behind a window screen, grab it, throw it out the window, and seal the window
archbishop samsa from tv show “the great” wearing black robes long hair and a ragged beard looking at an out of focus blonde woman mostly out of the camera. it doesn’t happen in this specific scene but the joke i’m making here is that the very first introduction between these characters was him sticking two fingers up her vagina to ensure her hymen was still intact. which i’m no expert but wouldn’t that break the hymen? also aristocratic women usually broke it early anyway on account of being equestriennes. not only is this cultural myth vulgar pointless and cruel it’s also just stupid anatomically. if you haven’t watched the show she later engineers a situation where he decides that a good way to improve her opinion of him would be to cut off the finger he used to do this and give it to her. you’ll notice i said finger, singular, just now and fingers, plural, earlier. don’t worry, her character also noticed this. anyway was tsarist russia a good society? no. does it have some lessons applicable today? perhaps,
i accidentally configured my DNS records so that only troop47sp.org.troop47sp.org has an IP address, but troop47sp.org does not.
two motorcycle cops going on their dang phones parked on a bike lane
autistic child
“why did you send a check for ten thousand dollars to quote oreos unquote” “i like their product! i wanted em to have a little walkin around money!”
portable air conditioner for $200
a through window air conditioner that runs on 120v electricity (booooooo everybody say booooooooo thomas edison fuck you) for one hundred and thirty american dollars. plus tax. there are 96 available right now at my local home improvement warehouse
three graphs of a bike ride: elevation, heart rate, speed. there’s a hole in the middle where i stopped for some pad thai
i have one foot in an over-ankle boot laying sideways flat on the ground and i am sitting on that boot
i’m squatting with my feet flat on the ground and legs splayed so my knees are wider than my shoulders and my biceps braced inside my knees
me squatting on my full feet, pelvis elevated from the ground. i have to lean forward pretty far otherwise i fall backwards to next picture
me squatting with only my toes and knuckles on the floor, heels elevated, knees forward and femurs resting atop tibia
me pointing at the google logo in the window of an office building
screenshot of an article with a section “how common is air conditioning in europe?”. lots of prose to say “not very”; 19% residential penetration vs 90% in us/china/japan, 20 units per thousand people, under a hundred million total units
our boy is a social media manager for team keir
WISCONSIN!! MENTIONED!!
map of continental usa superimposed over europe and northern africa. san francisco is lisbon, portugal. texas is in libya. florida in egypt. minnesota barely goes north of hungary. new york city is in eastern anatolia. maine is in the caucasus america is REAL far south, dawg. the european mind clearly cannot comprehend.