dan

@myselfnzyme.bsky.social

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I've lost my last profile pic, nevermind found it again. Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Chapati I dance better than the other dads. 🔴⚪️ #Assna #Nobigots

A man in a black loose ass vest is wearing a white makeshift turban. No he isn't a Sikh, he's Muslim. Yes he does need to brush and trim his beard. For shame!!
Prague Train station. Statues of gods and goddesses adorn the rim of the domed roof at intervals. A huge arched window is draped by two sculpted figures
A man in all white sits on a chair, a friend also in white is standing next to him head turned away from canera abd towards the dude.
Two men are on a boat, cruising along The Thames on a hot day, the man steering is wearing a beige shorts and t-shirt set. The other gent is in a blue patterned open shirt with a black vest. Both smoking cigars. They scream successful.
A man in shades is on a boat. He reaches for something out of shot
A man in a hi viz vest is enthusiastically singing along to a song while scaling a step ladder. A rectangular piece of insulation is in his hand as he walks up the rungs. When the lyrics reach their zenith.. "I aint going out like no idiot im an OG" ...said idiot throws himself backwards and out of shot presumably hitting the floor.
A man is jogging and waving to people across the road. His camera work is abysmal by the way. He has two friends in tow, one just behind him and another in the distance. He is wearing a running vest wirh a speaker inside
A dressed in a copper figure hugging (is that the right type?) Knee length dress, reveals a tattoo on her right shin to the camera, while having a bit of a giggle with a geezer standing to her left. He's dressed in off white jeans, brown Chelsea boots and what appears at first glance, to be a Blouse.
A singer called Jacob O'Neil is in what appears to be trendy bar, he's a white dude with Tattoos and a military style short back and sides and is a little on the muscly side. He's got the mic in his hand and a beer in the other like a seasoned vet, and is being praised and hyped by the black committee especially (we stay hyping singers).
An employee is carrying a box while having a rant
A man in a red African outfit with crocs is holding a wooden spoon menacingly whilst crouching behind kitchen cupboards
A man runs after his dog having released her into the garden.
Green farmers field with a dog on a track beside the crops, trotting away
A coffee in a mug with "Little Miss Selfie" printed on it. A slice of lemon cheesecake sits next to it
Man with oversized glasses and a hoodie poses after a haircut. High top skinfade
Dude looking at his phone
A screenshot of a Web page showing i voted, because I want an Internet pat-on-the-back.
A man has a case of 4 ciders in his hand
A man demonstrates how to "catch a whine"
A man on a building site is throwing some dance moves to soca, some which include gyrating of hips, hips that move like water baby.
A man on a building site approaches and opens a van door to reveal a grey, Great Dane pup sat in the front seat.
A man on a builsing site shows off an absolutely battered drill, grinning through gritted teeth. The battery is newer than the bloody drill
A man shows off a terrible haircut that he acquired from a barber who didn't know what he was doing with Afro hair
Group of people posing for a photograph post-run, outside one of the old Oxford Colleges
A producer sits I front of a screen and mixing deck while sipping out of a cup
A dog attempting to retrieve its chew toy from the Ugg slippered foot of its owner, the dogs eyes appear red and evil in the flash of the camera light.
Dog appears annoyed, with wrapped Christmas presents on a table out of reach. She shouldn't have been talking all that shit last night when I was trying to sleep then should she?
Picture of an empty display packet of Bounty Crispy Rolls, priced at £1.50, yes £1.50!!!
A pair of brown Chelsea boots, handsome pair if I don't say so myself
Stack of CDs including: Queen Greatest Hits The Stone Roses - The Renixes Oasis - go let it out Ab more 90s classics
A photograph taken in a mirror (birds eye view) two gentlemen sat in a sun-kissed restaurant.
A man is leaning his hand on a bollad, he's wearing black shorts a fancy chain, holding a drink while talking to someone off camera
Friendship bracelet with "Red Rose" in white beading written on it
Children's cartoon on a TV screen. Blue dog and beige dog captured having a convo with one another.