MysterFitz

@mysterfitz.tech

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Mistake maker. Love taker. Wind breaker. Software Engineer. He/Him

A console TV from the 1970’s
A red Kitchen Aid stand mixer next to a red toaster.
In haiku format: It’s not DNS There’s no way it’s DNS It was DNS
Ferris, Sloan, and Cameron from the film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”
A can of Billy Beer, a brand named for then-president Jimmy Carter’s redneck brother.
Two one-liter beers and a tablestand (#10) ripe with the promise of ridiculously delicious sausages.
A link to an article on Hard Drive with the headline: We have Bluesky Codes, But We Put Them All in This Article Because We Need the Ad Revenue.
Photo of a barbecue grill with the logo altered to highlight just the letters b and e in the middle of the word Weber
A young girl wearing a very tiny crown
Photo of an orange, yellow, and purple sunset just before tropical storm Hilary comes to visit.
Photo of a TV screen showing a still of a tree from Six Feet Under S4 E1.
A photo of The Rutles, a fictional band created by Eric Idle of Monty Python fame as a parody of The Beatles.
Two screenshots, both from LinkedIn, one of a notification that there are 24 frontend engineering manager roles hiring in the United States, the other showing the results of clicking on the notification. The results show one screen with 7 separate listings for the same remote job, just in different states. Also, the job listing in the results is for a Kubernetes engineering manager, which has nothing to do with the position mentioned in the notification/search.
A screenshot from Google Translate showing a translation from Portuguese to English where the Brazilian flag is “translated” to a U.S.A. One.
Flowers that look as though they’ve had red and white paint spattered on them.
An Apple Watch with a Pride-themed, rainbow background showing the time as 12:34 on MysterFitz's wrist.
Cody Johnston, of Some More News, looking up wistfully while pondering whether the future of social media is, in fact, skeeting.
Lilac blooms
A tabby/abysinnian cat is stretched out on a bed, looking like a seal.
A screen capture of a search for the word "kitten" on Twitter which states that "it is an invalid search query."
A page of Twitter search results under the term "cat" which just contain keywords, pictures of anime characters, and QR codes.
Photo of a blue sky
A child’s face expressing absolute terror