n3rdopolis

@n3rdopolis.bsky.social

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I am a Rebecca Black fan, and I use Linux

A turtle shell under a heat lamp in a turtle tank, labeled "Mitch", with snow falling on it A speech bubble pointing out of frame is saying "Oh no! which one of you put this LED bulb in his heat lamp?!"
Squidward beaten up by the sea bear, bruises, bandages, in knots, limbs all bent, one eye half open With text that says "No!"
A dolphin is jumping out of the water at night in the middle of the ocean. It is swimming toward a mystical nighttime rainbow coming out of the mystically glowing horizon, the horizon is glowing, and the text in the Comic Sans font says 'i wanna die'
A drawing of a phone screen showing a call to Mitch McConnell The phone number is 011 593 5 123 4567, (011 593 , being an international number to Ecuador, the 5 being the area code for the Galapagos Islands) The call length is 19:59 It is showing that the phone is saying " We're sorry the number you have reached has been disconnected. If you think you got this message in error, please hang up check the number and dial again We're sorry the number you have reached has been disconnected. If you think you got this message in error, please hang up check the number and dial again We're sorry. The. <booooop> <click> "
A guy pointing at a bundle of carrots he is holding
A guy expressively talking to a brick wall
A comic with 4 panels first panel: two devils are talking to each other in Hell. A sign says "Welcome to Hell" The first devil says "Yo stan" The second devil says "Yes Damien?" Damien says: "That Mitch McConnell guy is here, but I think be belongs in the Other Place:" The next panel is the same. Stan says: "No way, you're crazy you're out of your mind. You're coo-coo ****ing banans if you think he doesn't belong here: Damien says: "no! I'm right! I need to explain! You see persuant to Hell Res. 666 and...." The third panel is the same Stan says: OK Damien, you mad your point, and you are correct, there was a mistake, McConnell will go to the correct place: The fourth panel shows a hole in Hell with more fire coming out of it. A sign with an arrow pointing down the hole says "To Shell: This way!" as a turtle shell falls into the hole
A dolphin is jumping out of the water at night. It is swimming toward a rainbow, the horizon is glowing, and the text in the Comic Sans font says 'i wanna die'
A totally legit picture of Mitch McConnell still being alive. It is not actually a picture of his head, on top of Bernie on the Weekend At Bernies movie poster, with sunglasses added with Kolourpaint.
Someone using an ouija board.
The Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir (about really shitty copper sold to his servant)
Forrest Gump's letter to Jenny Curran, at Rural Route 2, Greenbow Ala 39902, that was returned as "undeliverable as addressed, no fowarding order on file"
Donald Trump standing alone at the G7
Jimmy Wichard from King Of The Hill saying "I'm the boss"
The American Flag, in all its glory, sporting the 3 colors, Red, White, and Putrid Green.
Marty McFly says "Better get used to these bars kid"
The scene from Finding Nemo where P. Sherman is about to throw Nemo's fish bag away. There is a big calendar on his wall, and the first day, despite taking place in Australia, starts on Sunday
The Tank Gang from finding Nemo Gil has a big grin on his face, while the rest of the members have looks of horror and confusion
Will Smith as the Fresh Prince, labeled "Recounts" with subtitles edited to say "How come she don't want me, man"
A guy in a stadium holding up a sign saying "I just hope both teams lose"
A map of Google Trends from 2011-03-24 showing Rebecca Black trending as the #1 topic in every single state ...but it also kind of looks like an election map too, doesn't it?
The Office handshake meme
The Norman Rockwell painting that is a meme now.
Trump going night-night in his little chair
A guy wearing glasses that look like googly eyes.
Squidward, holding a fork, with a makeshift hat out of wood, and 5 o'clock shadow saying Oh yeah. like that will happen! Right after I consult the Magic Toenail!
A static image of a robot drawn in Kolourpaint He has a rectangular head, red eyes, a rectangular 'mouth' that is made of 6 light up squares he has claw like arms, smoke stacks coming out of his angular torso which are dumping soot into the air, and also has 5 buttons and knobs going across a black screen with a line chart on it, going up and down. He is hooked up to a large tank labeled "WATER" which has a gauge indicating it is almost empty
An old screenshot of Twitter from 2010, the fake user name was alqaeda, the displayname was Al-Qaeda, and the tweet was sent with Tweetie for Mac, the profile pic was Osama Bin Laden, and it said "Just noticed Twitter keeps prompting me to "Add a location to your tweets". Not falling for that one.
The meme drawing of the derpy guy with NO brain showing "Anything with a two digit year"
The meme cartoon of two guys yelling at each other, with tiny brains drawn over them. And a third guy smiling and looking away from the two yelling guys with a large brain drawn over him Over the two yelling guys is MM/DD/YYYY and DD.MM.YYYY Over the smiling guy is YYYY-MM-DD
Bobby Hill (with a US flag emoji on him) looking longingly at all his neighbors bringing in deer they hunted, while he had to be stuck at home, and still wearing his toy cowboy hat. One deer is labeled "The man formerly known as Prince Andrew" One deer is labeled "Jair Bolsonaro" One deer is labeled "Yoon Suk Yeol" Khan's deer is labeled "Rodrigo Duterte"
The "Coalie" mascot saying "Thank you for keeping them from burning me, Mr. Solar Panel!" to a smiling solar panel
A countdown from 2025-01-20 12:00 EST to 2029-01-20 12:00 EST Showing 2026-01-20 18:00 EST, and the number of seconds and weeks and days that have passed, and are left, with a progress bar at 25%
A picture of .....Dr Bees!!!!!!
An ICE agent slipping on ICE, while I play the version of the NFL on FOX theme song they play during an injury timeout
Percent from Mon 2025-01-20 12:00:00 -500 to Sat 2029-01-20 12:00:00 -0500 It is currently Fri 2026-01-09 13:20:33 -500 OH MY GOOODDDDDD MAPE IT STOPPPPPPP! 24.2338% passed 75.7662% left 30490433.0000 seconds passed 509840.5500 minutes passed 8497.3425 hours passed 354.0559 days passed 50.5794 weeks passed 11.8019 months passed 0.9694 years passed 354 Days, 1 Hours, 20 Minutes, 33 Seconds passed 95639967.0000 seconds left 159399.4500 minutes left 26566.6575 hours left 1100.9441 days left 36.8981 months left 30.0306 years left 1106 Days, 22 hours, 39 Minutes, 27 Seconds left. 126230400.0000 seconds in total 2103840.0000 minutes in total 35064.0000 hours in total 1461.0000 days in total 208.7142 weeks in total 48.7000 months in total 4.0000 years in total 1461 Days, 0 Hours, 0 Minutes, 0 Seconds in total 14 Days, 14 Hours, 38 Minutes, 24 Seconds in each 1% of the timeframe.
Helen Bemis snatching Henry Bemis's book out of his hand, that already has every page crossed out
*Super* Weenie Hut Jr's
The "Shit's on fire, yo" meme ("Portrait of a Young Man" by Alessandro Allori, with the words "Shit's on Fire, Yo" added)
Homer Simpson in the first panel sleeping at night being towed up a mountain Two sherpas in the second panel pulling the ropes at night that are towing Homer Simpson up the mountain Homer Simpson in the 3rd panel waking up in the morning Homer Simpson standing up from his sleeping bag in the 4th panel saying "look how far I climbed, and I'm not even tired"
A picture of a bullet with the words "Equality For All" on it The text totally does not like look fake at all as if added by a paint program, and like the the text totally isn't bigger than than the bullet itself. (Yes it does)
Patrick Star from spongebob wearing gloves, and a a classic doctor's head-mirror from the 1800's
Plankton inside SpongeBob's head using a device he plugged into SpongeBob's brain to control his walking
Prince Zuko looking at a scroll saying "That can't be it, where's the rest of it?"
A cartoon muscular Karl Marx wielding a giant hammer and sickle, charging the camera with the text "I'm joining the war on [Rebecca Black] on the side of [Rebecca Black}"
Putin at a comically large table
A VHS tape labeled "The pee-pee tape"
Text that says "Red Flag" from SNL
A VHS tape labeled "The pee-pee tape"
The "myth of consensual sex" meme. The word "Peace Deals" is terribly edited to cover the word "consensual sex" on the top Putin's face is over the guy that is saying "I consent", Trump's face is covering the lady that is saying "I consent" Zelenskyy's face is covering Jesus, who is saying "I don't" The bottom text says "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"
The NBC logo peacock passed out near Bill Cosby (from a Family Guy cut away)
Will Smith as the Fresh Prince, labeled "Recounts" with subtitles edited to say "How come she don't want me, man"
Will Smith as the Fresh Prince, labeled "Recounts" with subtitles edited to say "How come she don't want me, man"
Trump cheating at golf. His caddy dropping an illegal ball is labeled "Elon" the ball is labeled "He knows those vote counting computers better than anybody"
A screenshot showing the number of seconds between 2025-01-20 and 2029-01-20, a progress bar at 12% With a comment of MAKE IT STOP
heindrix style power lines, they are held up by a diamond shaped brace that hangs off a bracket that sticks out of the pole