Seán Lynch

@naes.bsky.social

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Used to live in the UK as a bald man. Now living in Norway as a colder, balder man. He/him.

Screenshot of an ad on Instageam for "get_imprint", showing a minimalist dark green man made of 3d rendered shapes, a "Google App of the Year" badge, a "Try it Yourself" clickable link and the line "I'M ADDICTED TO THIS STOICISM GAME"
Wooden toys of vegetables, where half a wooden tomato has been stuck to half a wooden red onion.
Poster for Grandma, starring Lily Tomlin
Poster for Stepmom, with Julia Roberts and Susan Sarandon
Poster for The Father, starring Anthony Hopkins
My Letterboxd review of Master and Commander: Far Side of the World (2003) - I gave it five stars and a heart. (buying a pastry on the ferry and eating it in two bites) That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship.
Screen shot of a Polygon article: Spicy Takes Week tag Headline: 8 years later, it's time to admit Red Dead Redemption 2 is a terrible game Subheading: The gaming equivalent of watching paint dry By Ford James Jul 3, 2026, 8.01 AM EDT
Photo of some racked dumbbells with the branding "Titan Life"
Screenshot of BBC news post, picture of Olivia Rodrigo, text over it saying "Olivia Rodrigo ate sausage rolls 'all day' in Welsh town due to bank card issues".
Screenshot of the wikipedia page for the Korean entertainer Rain, who I mostly know from the films Speed Racer (good!) and Ninja Assassin (bad!)
Semi-competent photoshop of the Dolmio puppet man with a Spielberg-style beard, glasses, Amblin baseball cap, and a megaphone.
Horatio Hornblower glowering real fucking sexy like, on an old ship.
John Travolta at Cannes, jaunty in a beret
Meme of Thanos with the double sided dagger saying "Perfectly balanced... As all things should be."
Matthew Perry talking to a disinterested Snoop Dogg, as Snoop plays the PS2
Snoop Dogg and Matthew Perry playing PS2 in the foreground, while 5 or so women look on in the background - stills photo from a 2002 episode of TRL.
Morgan Freeman opening a box in the film Se7en
An Asterix and Obelix themed carousel, with an Obelix carriage from the front.
Phone screenshot of Wikipedia page for the 2013 American film Saving Lincoln, featuring the following clarification: "Not to be confused with Killing Lincoln (film)"
Screenshot of an email I received from Nintendo saying "Why not play these games you already own?"
Sickos meme but with a beaming Dr Frasier Crane instead of the sickos guy
The Norwegian poster for Pixar's operation hoppers, showing a bear with a beaver in its jaws, and the title "Operasjon Bever"
A photo of a can of a Battery Black energy drink - a matte black can with glossy black writing on it.
Norwegian poster for Sentimental Value ("Affeksjonsverdi") with Norwegian publication review scores at the top - which are represented as dice faces.
Picture of Ben Kingsley as Don Logan in Sexy Beast calling Sonic a cunt.
Screenshot of a WhatsApp message I sent to a group chat: "Anyone planning on seeing the new Martin Clunes movie?"
Harris Dickinson as John Lennon playing a tiny children's saxophone.
One of those stag do beer cycle mobile type things, with a pic of Idris Elba as Luther badly stuck into one of the seats. I am 34 years old.
Tweet from Russell Crowe @russellcrowe: Just scrolling through the channels, Master and Commander is on ... i haven't see this since 2003 ... Peter Weir, my lord, what a director... and that @Paul_Bettany chap, just class. Lovely to see all those faces again.
A screenshot from an Alastair Green video of a man shouting "fuuuuck"
Screen shot from Peep Show Wikia page for the episode Quantocking: Trivia • Although Peep Show is famously filmed entirely with POV shots, the scene where Mark and Jez are out on the Quantock Hills looking for Sophie begins with a long distance establishing shot from no one's view. The show's creators have asserted that this is a "cow's" POV.
A giant Eddie Murphy head on wheels on a motorway, used as promotion for the film "Meet Dave" in which Eddie Murphy played a spaceship that looked like Eddie Murphy, piloted by tiny aliens.
A screenshot that says: 1 "The Mammy" Mrs. Brown's Boys S1 E1 Directed by Ben Kellett Written by Brendan O'Carroll
Nidar Karamell Stjerne
The Ghost of Yotei boxart, but with Matt Berry as Stephen Toast instead of Atsu, and a "Ghost" crappily edited to say "toast."
One of those massive blue Ikea bags. I'd bankrupt Criterion.
"Bones are their Money" from ITYSL
A screen shot of Elden Ring, in which the player character is talking to Miriel, Pastor if Vows, the tortoise Pope, with the subtitle "What you fail to see, Mr Pope"
Marge putting her head in her hands as Homer beams wide-eyed.
Screenshot of black text on a white background: After shooting the scene on the bridge with John as Tim the Enchanter, we finally wrapped for the day. "Thank Christ for that," Graham whispered to me out of earshot of the Terrys. We retired to the hotel, I retired yet further to my room, and loaded up System Shock 2 for yet another replay. After a day sweating and swearing in chainmail, I found no greater respite than my many evenings spent with SHODAN. You'd think that after a day with John, I'd sooner avoid another prickly narcissist, but at least I got to shoot this one eventually. There was a knock at the door. It was Eric, and he wanted to return my copy of Daikatana. "Please, Eric, keep it," I tried to insist but
Screen shot of Werner Herzog's Instagram Reel: "This shall be my first unboxing video." The big man's opening some cardboard boxes with a knife.
ITYSL screenshot of Tim Robinson with too much fucking shit on him saying "There's too much fucking shit on me."
Roland Barthes riding a motorcycle in the film Pulp Fiction, his girlfriend Fabienne sitting behind him, with his famous catchphrase 'Author's dead, baby. Author's dead' in the subtitles.
Screenshot of my two most recent posts on a discord. After making a dumb joke I was happy with 4 days ago: 'Alright, pretty happy with that. Gonna take the rest of the week off. My next post 12 mins ago: 'Alright, I'm back, what's been happening?'
A screenshot from the videogame Deltarune Chapter 2, showing a speech box of the Queen saying "I Love Tolerating You", while her character icon has "LYING" written across the eyes.
Yakko from the Animaniacs looking depressed as shit as he looks at his phone.
A lovely rainbow arcing towards a Norwegian Rema 1000 supermarket.
A screenshot of the Rotten Tomatoes page for the Wachowski's Speed Racer - at 42%.
Matthew Rhys in The Americans, in a disguise best described as Ned Flanders-core
Alberto Iglesias's score to 2011's 'Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy' film.
A picture of Jere Burns in Breaking Bad as the leader of Jesse's addict support group.
A screenshot from the end of the Silksong trailer, mostly black screen with grey text: "SEPTEMBER 4 202? A.D."
The movie poster wild hogs, but Lawrence, Travolta, Allen and Macy all have the moustaches and noses of Wario, Luigi, Mario, and Waluigi.
Hayao Miyazaki and his son Goro, from Mortal Kombat.
Gene Hackman as Royal Tenenbaum in Wes Anderson's "The Royal Tenenbaums"