Forrest Plump

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social

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Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is jerk new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy

Wishing this dumbass who’s been in my life for 8 years a happy birthday
Horoscope telling me to drop expecting imperfection and not to jump into rebound relationship or chop my hair off
From the Twilight Zone episode “The Masks” family with their actual self masks
Cannibis vape and bud from Cherokee
Corey Feldman looking like a 60yo cigarette mom
Dietrich Bader liking my dumbass tweets
Bobcat Goldthwait in One Crazy Summer
What you know about that *thug life? *cross-stitching, THC-vaping, Tales From the Crypt-watching
Us treating Sarah’s gallbladder as if it was a beloved pet I’m not looking to be insensitive I’m sorry it just made us laugh
Katie and Dave Cactus
Me and a quokka
Two posts about red flags
Me in my glasses
Me and my Lisa
Me as a teenager looking mighty stud
Sweetest little golden retriever puppy looking over a baby gate at work
Taking a hike with this cutie wish me luck
Weed girl
I work in Canton, NC so yeah it’s 76° right now
Papas & Beer’s bean dip is out of this world and imma be so flatulent 🥰
Pigs can bite as hard as Rottweilers and Dobermans
My boss’ goat. No name so I get to name it.
Me and my goats Lullabye and Friday, named after Cure songs
Bring it on home to me by Sam Cooke playing, 69°, and the best wallpaper ever
Hair dye
Just me in my scrubs with my eye patches on and my grey hair showing 🥰
Peachfuzz from Creep
That’s her looking down on me in judgement, too. She doesn’t drink out of a bowl but rather a light up water fountain bc she doesn’t like bowls 😆
Whining to my friend about wanting to own a raccoon and their ✨spicy✨ kisses
Instagram reel of a woman teasing her cat while they play and have a great time
Me with Jimmy and Sandra at Grad Nite ‘99
Phoebe Cates photo shoot with gremlins and Gizmo
Some guys kissing on Zendaya
So many lightning bugs
Shitty lightning bug video
Shitty Lightning Bug video
Empire Records “Sugar high” on the roof scene
Happiness is only real when shared
Shot from “Four-Sided Love Triangle”
Taxi Driver: June 8th. My life has taken another turn again.
My sweet Sister Golden Hair and forever platonic life partner,
Baby goats
Lotta 6s on this post by Los
Still working on this book, but I’ll get it eventually. This is my nightstand with my lamp, tissues that I stole from work, flowers, gel eye patches, sleep mask, PlayStation controller, pipe, lighter, and teeth pick
Picking my nose bc I’m a fucking lady
Screenshot of my scheduling system at work for NES
Who tf orders a gyro from Arby’s? This girl! My sandwich and small Diet Coke
Dog screaming into a pillow
The most beautiful brown and white domestic long-haired cat with a precious pink nose and gold/green eyes
Me on Friday May 15th whitening my teeth wearing my scrubs
Waterboy cover