Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement

@named4wool.bsky.social

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She/her. Crisis manager for a complex household of chaos muppets, including cats, mathematicians, and guitar players. Academic adjacent. Freelance copy editor for #knitting and #crochet patterns. ADHD. LSG.

Stoneware bowl of a cold salad of ditalini pasta, brown lentils, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, and chickpeas, garnished with chopped parsley and fried onions. Wine pairing: Calatayud Tempranillo.
Stoneware plate with three parallel 9" round rice paper rolls stuffed with pulled pork, veggies, bean sprouts, and herbs. Above the plate to the right are two small glass bowls, one with a creamy light brown sauce and the other with a translucent sauce with finely minced cilantro and birds' eye chilies. Wine pairing: Sardinian Vermentino.
Movie still of John Cusack holding a boombox over his head
Half a slice of sourdough toast topped with smashed avocado, halved cherry tomatoes, slivered fresh basil, and balsamic glaze drizzle
Watercolor gradient #handspun shallow triangle garter stitch #knitted shawl with eyelet rows, damp blocking on a kitchen counter. Shawl is periwinkle blue at the starting end (nearest the camera) and ranges through bottle green, a series of narrow stripes of creams and tans, a darker bottle green, to dark mostly-cool browns at the picot bind off edge
Knitting project 🧶 loosely piled on a table: Ambah's Woolsia Shawl, in a handspun merino/alpaca/tussah silk gradient yarn. It's dark mauve at the starting point and meanders through mauves, soft purples, and warm tans. The rest of the ball implies some creams will be next.
Shallow stoneware bowl of jasmine rice with a stir fry of ground pork and eggplant cubes, and lots of green herb leaves and flecks of minced chilies
Three skeins of sock yarn and a dyed sock blank in various shades of pink and purple, and two hanks of fiber in bright yellow-green and aqua, laid out on the passenger seat of a car.
Goofy Siamese cat lying sideways in a cat-proportioned cardboard box on a sofa
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A foil-wrapped Hershey's kiss
Stoneware plate with 2 street tacos of shredded meat, half an ear of corn, and a vinegar-based green cabbage slaw. Wine pairing: garnacha and cariñena blend.
Martha Hanson, a character from "The Americans", talking on a pay phone
A folded knitting project lying in a couch. It's a shrug made from a folded rectangle. The body is stockinette, and the body edging is twisted ribbing. The sleeve ends are unfinished. The yarn is irregularly striping in shades of greenish blues.
Plump silver tabby curled up on a round upholstered footstool
Stoneware plate of three bao buns filled with browned pulled pork topped with peanut sauce and a peanut crumble, and a cherry tomato and cucumber salad with roughly chopped fresh mint. Wine pairing: Chenin blanc and Viognier blend.
Shallow stoneware bowl of salad: rice vermicelli, sliced greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber half moons, and browned thinly sliced sirloin, topped generously with chopped freshly roasted peanuts. Wine pairing: off dry German Riesling.
Kitchen peninsula of wood cabinets and dark counters, with an electric cooktop in it and a vent hood with a curved glass canopy over it
Muppet Dr. Teeth
Movie still from Adventures in Babysitting, 1987. Chris, Brad, Sara, and Daryl are at the mechanic's waiting for their car to be fixed. Sara is wearing her Thor helmet.
Shorthaired off white cat curled up tightly in a cardboard box only barely big enough for him. The box is on a desktop next to a computer monitor. There’s a corner of a small blankie peeking out of the box from underneath the cat.
Ralphie's bunny suit pajamas from The Christmas Story movie
Silly shorthaired white cat in a cardboard shoebox, upside down and reaching out a paw to you
Shallow stoneware bowl of irregular pasta tubes around two inches long, topped with a coarse pinkish pesto and garnished with sliced almonds, toasted almonds, and slivered basil. Wine pairing: Puglian rosé.
Shorthaired off white cat in a cardboard box on a sofa. His head is turned sideways and he is looking at you with a very silly expression.
Cat in a large dilapidated shoebox placed in the corner of a sectional sofa
HOW TO SEEM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AT SOCIAL EVENTS 1. Wear a hat. Do not wear a helmet. No helmets. 2. Talk to people. Do not gather mice and raise up a choir unto the Lord. 3. Say things like, "How are you?" Never say, "Boo boo ding dong doo doo." Why would you say that? 4. Have a drink. Do not disrobe. Robe = stays on. 5. Eat an hors d'oeuvre. Do not suck on a balled-up napkin. Good God. 6. Scan the crowd for a suitable lover. Do not loudly announce that this is what you are doing. 7. Dance to the music. Do not flop around, foam flying from your mouth. Be sturdy and full of hope. 8. Ask people for their phone numbers. If they decline, do not dive into the nearest garbage can. 9. Say goodbye to everyone. Do not say you will see them in hell. It is not funny. It is true. You are all going to hell. by LORD BIRTHDAY
Why @why.bsky.team • 5mo Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA 》… Why @why.bsky.team • 5mo I left it outside in the sun and when i went to pick it up, it was saying "temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone 》… Why @why.bsky.team + Follow Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot. I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went. I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone? 8:56 PM • Sep 27, 2025 26 likes 1 save 5 26
Yamaha THR30II guitar amplifier on a weathered gray coffee table
Doctor Who (David Tennant) holding up a sonic screwdriver
Shallow stoneware bowl of stir fried translucent noodles, steak, mixed mushrooms, carrots, onions, spinach, and egg ribbon garnish, all over long grain white rice
Electric guitar (described in post) on a floor stand, with a great deal of music-related clutter in the background. One corner of an amp is visible at right.
Two hanks of sock yarn and two braids of fiber laid out parallel on the seat of a car. The yarn and the fiber are all in shades of teal and purple, although the fiber also has a fair amount of white.
A knitted scarf laid out in a on a table. It’s zigzag folded so it goes from lower left to upper right. Ends are cropped out so that knitted fabric mostly fills the frame. Scarf pattern is large short row alternating triangles of garter stitch with an eyelet row every eight rows. The yarn has irregular medium-length color changes of rust, purple, blue-gray, and tan (think: Badlands cliff face colors).
Stoneware plate with three bun-style bao filled with oven-braised Korean barbecue beef, a vegetable stirfry, and gochugaru cucumber salad. Wine pairing: Argentinian Bonarda.
Stoneware plate with large chunks of red meat in a brown sauce garnished with thin strips of scallion greens, potatoes and bell peppers sprinkled with toasted sesame seeds, and thinly sliced cucumbers in a reddish dressing. Wine pairing: Nero d’Oro Riserva Sicilian red blend.
Shrimp noodle stir fry and a condiment bowl of bright red chili vinegar. Wine pairing: Corbieres Grenache, Syrah, and Carignan blend.
An oiled stack of rectangular rice noodles on an aluminum quarter sheet pan with a silpat liner
Fluffy flame point cat with wide blue eyes and curled ears, in loaf position on a teal cabled crochet throw draped across the seat and back of a taupe couch. He is staring intently at something behind and to the right of the camera in another dimension.
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Large plain stoneware dinner plate lined with a piece of injera (spongy fermented flatbread made with a blend of teff and all purpose flour). On the injera is a generous portion of misir wat (red lentil stew) and a side portion of tikil gomen (carrots, cabbage, and potatoes topped with pieces of jalapeño). Wine pairing: Dolia Sardinian Vermentino.
Black and white photo of Kermit the frog, sitting in a leather armchair by a window with snow falling outside. Kermit has a wool blanket on his lap and he is wearing a knitted scarf and hat. He is holding a mug of some steaming beverage.
Closeup of an infinity scarf around a person's neck, doubled with the twist in front. It fits closely bit not overly snugly. The person is wearing it over a plain black knit shirt. The scarf yarn has many colors in it but predominantly green, teal, blue and purple, with bits of orange, brown, and black. There is no red or pink in it at all. Scarf pattern is bias stockinette with a garter ridge every six rows.
Large pile of spinning fiber "nests" on a coffee table. There is a lot of pinky-purple, with plenty of teals and some yellow bits
Effie Trinkett in the Hunger Games, in a lavender dress with more ruffles than Lay's
Six rambutans arranged in a circle on a plate, with half the outer covering of each rambutan removed to show the fruit
A passionfruit on a white plastic cutting board, halved and arranged so the cut side of one half faces the camera and the other half is behind it with cut side down
Shallow stoneware bowl of food viewed from above. It contains a saucy chicken curry with strips of red bell pepper and bok choy. White basmati rice peeks out from underneath. Wine pairing: Argentinian Pinot Noir (Old World would have been better).
Infinity scarf folded in half and laid flat on an oak table. The scarf is hand knit on the bias in mostly stockinette stitch with a garter ridge every sixth row. The yarn 🧶 is handspun 2-ply heavy worsted weight merino and stellina in pastel blue, purple and pink.
Dilute flame point Siamese cat looking earnestly at the camera person, from inside a very comfy flip top cardboard shoe box which still has all of the packing material inside it
Curled up shorthaired dilute flame point Siamese cat curled up in a lap. His eyes are closed. He has his front paws wrapped around a dark denim blue skein of yarn as if it were a beloved stuffie.
Three twisted skeins of worsted weight #handspun yarn laid out in a row on a table. Leftmost is heathered royal purple with pops of shiny white. Center is a matte denim blue with tiny flecks of red, yellow, and teal. Right is heathered teal.
Loaf of sourdough on a cooling rack. It has lengthwise flour lines from the banneton, and shallow cuts before baking make a pattern like alternating leaves along the top crust.
Stir fry of chicken, red and green bell peppers, onions, and whole roasted cashews, over white jasmine rice. Wine pairing: cheap off dry German Riesling.
Five approximately 7 inch square pieces of double garter-edged stockinette, laid out partly overlapping in a rough circle on an oak table. Clockwise from top: Wood Duck, Lichen, Tahitian Pearl, Autumn something, and Canopy.
Split ham and cheese sandwich dipped in egg and sautéed, with the above-described salad
Shorthaired dilute flame point Siamese cat rolling around in a cardboard box full of crumpled brown paper, while clutching a blue and silver Mylar ball
Staggeringly deep brown beef stew in a shallow stoneware bowl. Wine pairing: Graves cab/merlot blend.
Portrait-style photo of a hand wound ball of 2-ply yarn in electric blue, bright mauve, and lime green.