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You're the hero. I'm just the passenger.

From "Buffy the Vampire Slayer:" Spike and Dawn, respectively.
Twitter user 'cherry pit' boasts: "6 inches and he cooks for me every night" Chicken Farmer-San responds with a picture from _Ratatouille_: Remy, a six-inch long rat, about to drop cilantro into a pot of cooking soup.
Caption from an uncredited Twitter post: "My brain won't accept that there are four people in this picture." AddictKE adds: "I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose" Pictured are campers toasting with sampler-sized whiskey bottles. Three are wearing orange, pink and blue shirts. The fourth is barely visible on the left, since they're shown with a camouflage sleeve that's barely visible against the rocks the group is standing on.
Tumblr user james-wilsons-mommymilers (sic): I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather quasi-normalcy adds: "It's a time when LGBT people can be their authentic selves!" Uh, my authentic self wears an overcoat.
From "Spy x Family, the Forgers: Yor, Loid, Bond and Anya(!).
From Twitter user OrevaZSN: The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.
"I understood that reference!" - MCU's Steve Rogers
An anonymous person asks tumblr user "ofwings": Are you single? They answer: do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance
Yusuf Dikec, noted Olympic marksman
A stop light at red. Mounted next to it is a 🚫sign: A "don't do this" sign, but with nothing else.
tumblr user biglawbear notes: A very loose acquaintance posted on Facebook, "we shouldn't judge Platner by his character, we should judge him by how well he will stand up to the oligarchy" tumblr user lordadmiralfarsight adds: I guess some people have a dream, of a world where a man is judged, not by the content of his character nor the nazi tatoo on their chest, but by the fanfictions written to preemptively define his political action.
From tumblr user bookpdf: "not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing" User bookpdf adds a screenshot from the Simpsons: As the rest of the family looks on, Marge is in a sitting position staring blankly into the television. Except instead of the couch, she's sitting in mid-air about five feet in front of the couch.
The "Reefer Maness" poster, with "Poster" over the first word.
"Sarah (sneezing version)" on Twitter posts a spin-off of the trolley problem. The train is on a single track heading towards the people tied to the tracks. An orange portal from the "Portal" game series has been placed on the front of the train, so that the people will be taken into the portal when it reaches them. Two options are showing off to the side, asking the viewer to choose how the people will exit the blue portal. Option A: The people drop out of the blue portal directly to the floor, as they have no momentum going in. Option B: Because of the train's momentum carrying the portal, the people shoot out of the portal at the same velocity. Sarah comments: "my husband and his work buddies have been arguing about this photo for an hour" Quote-tweeting Sarah, PSX Bunlith also notes: "i'm at a bar and showed it to a full table of 7 and they all immediately started arguing loudly"
The "breaking free from chains" meme, except the chain isn't broken. The caption from Twitter user northstardoll: "Being self-aware and still repeating self-destructive patterns."
Daniel Graves of Aesthetic Perfection
From tumblr user discoursedrome: we're living in what may be a very brief window where there's a lot of potential in building an AI agent harness in the style of a Saw trap (with like a Jigsaw.md containing supervillain exposition), but we haven't yet reached a point where doing this would make everyone extremely mad at you
A sign in front of a Burlington retail store. The store touts clothing for the six genders: Ladies, Mens, Kids, Baby, Home, Coats.
The Road Works Ahead meme: "I certainly hope we are."
From Swift on Security via Mastodon: 1.) Wake up 2.) Watch my Instagram reels, which are 100% OnlyFans sales pipelines 3.) Watch my TikTok feed, which are 100% OnlyFans sales pipelines 4.) Browse my Bluesky feed, which are 100% gay thirst traps "any1 DFW?" 5.) Browse my cousins' Facebook posts, which are 100% OnlyFans sales pipelines
From tumblr user drumlincountry: Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍 shortshortking adds: Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point
Two screenshots: The first shows a picture of Kermit the Frog, noting his creation date of May 9, 1955. The second is an edit of a pair of tumblr posts: gothdrool: people who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on cub2: Fuck this post and happy birthday kermit
From _the Big Labowski,_ the Dude abides.
A fire hazard sign, edited to read: "Today's digital content advice." The meter is currently on 5. 1. Use caution 2. Be sceptical 3. Assume inaccuracy 4. Presume Deceit 5. Stay offline
A picture of the short sleeve of someone's shirt getting caught on a doorknob. The caption reads: "This only happens when I'm angry or late."
screenshot of text from an unknown source: Aren't u guys ashamed this is not funny Where is the dignity Where is the humanity Where is the link
From the movie _Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves_, the Bard.
Sandra Bullock on Instagram, referencing the "Perfect Date" of April 25th: All you need is a light jacket. Pictured: Bullock sitting on a bench outside leaning against the wall. The jacket with hood looks very heavy.
From the original Star Trek, Dr. McCoy goes over a diagnosis with Nurse Chapel, edited to have the face and hair of Chapelle Roan.
From tumblr user baddywronglegs: *sings* All the other kids with the fucked up joints...
A screenshot of a post by Blusky team member "Why", where the replies to the post are stuck loading due to site issues.
A screenshot of the Bluesky profile for team member "Why," showing that I've been blocked.
From tumblr user jamesroach in April 2013: "4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy" The same user in October 2023: "oh we missed the anniversary of the worst post i've ever made" Tumblr user professionalchaoticdumbass wonders: "traffic again?"
A parody of Joy Division's iconic shirt for _Unknown Pleasures._ The band and album name have been replaced with: "Depeche Mode" and "Boy's Don't Cry."
Fezzik from _the Princess Bride._
From the Spam Museum in Minnesota, a wall showcasing different recipes, including musubi and bahn mi.
Sunset in Mission Beach, San Diego. 2026-Feb-24.
From the Sunny Street comic "Know the Work Rules," Susan calling Human Resources.
From tumblr user jewish-sideblog: No you don’t understand. If we don’t blame Orbán’s defeat on some sort of JD Vance curse then we might have to admit that voting is an effective means of combatting authoritarianism
Pictured: A can of Dr. Pepper.
Satire News from San Diego Humor: NASA Astronauts return from moon to find San Diego has issue them a $75 parking ticket.
A screenshot of a tweet from US's Homeland Security twitter. The Caption reads: "ICE IS HOT". A screenshot of a video shows an AI rendition of a romance novel, where a woman wearing a shirt saying "Pro-Choice" with a rainbow flag (other words are obscured), looking up towards an ICE officer fondly.
"BURNING STI" in flaming text.
from tumblr user babbywronglegs: Oh to be orbiting the moon unable to receive emails
Ea-Nasir said the previous tweet.
A reblog chain on tumblr from 2013: kim-jon-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake mattheuphonium: fabulous tockthewatchdog: i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus. counterpuches, two years later: HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY
A partial shot of someone walking down the street. Aside from a backpack, they wear dark camoflauge cargo pants, but also a bright green safety vest. The caption reads: "Bro u want to be seen or not?"
A tweet from Rani Baker: 1978: Willie Nelson releases "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys." 1996, literally 18 years later: Paula Cole releases "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" Amazing the patterns you start to recognize when you learn the history they refuse to teach you in school.
From _Thor: Ragnarok,_ Skurge with his two rifles, "De" and "Stroy."
Tumblr user max1461 screenshots two notes. First, "skluug" from another post: I think he's not gay but he's definitely like "math gay." like my point is that mathematicians deserve their own letter in the LGBT acronym. Max comments: this deserves to be its own post. like yes, totally endorsed. The second screenshot, from "the-real-numbers," in response to the first screenshot: "what do you think the + stands for?" Max: fuck, you're right. we've been here since the very beginning. learn your queer history folks.
A carton of Marcus Bruus, playing with a knife.
From LinkedIn, Nishant Hooda tells people to "Stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipolte's support bot is free." Attached is a screenshot of a chat seession with the bot. Customer: I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help? Bot: Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach. Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev = None current = head while current: next_node = current.next current.next = prev prev = current current = next_node return prev This runs in O(n) time. Can I help with anything else, or would you like to srart with a burrito, bowl, or something else today?
A screenshot from Wikipedia: "11 March - COVID-19 pandemic: The World Health Organization declares COVID-19 outbreak a pandemic."