Napoleon the Chemist

@napochem.bsky.social

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Sleep is my dumpstat. He/Him

A motivational poster style picture with LED Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force giving the middle finger. Mooninites are roughly rectangular with indents and protrusions, something like alien video game characters from the 8-bit era. The text "NEVER FORGET 1-31-07" is beneath them and the motivational text is "PARANOIA: If its not an American flag, it's probably a bomb" This is in reference to a publicity stunt for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters where the pictured sign was put up in various places and caused a bomb scare because a lot of people didn't watch Adult Swim and just saw mysterious electronic signs pop up with weird cartoon characters giving the bird. All said, it was a pretty dumb publicity stunt.
A black cat with a tipped left ear, photographed from above, lounging in a cat bed. She has a miniature, white rubber duck on her head. She doesn't care.
A round loaf of chocolate sourdough bread on a cooling rack. It has a cross cut on the top and chocolate chips are visible.
A black cat with green eyes is looking at the camera with one paw touching a boot lace that had been tucked inside of the boot so she couldn't play with it. She had fished the boot lace out to play with because she was bored and wanted to play with something other than one of her actual toys. She did it again a few days later.
The USS Cerritos from Star Trek: Lower Decks with an approaching shuttlecraft. The title of this episode is "Roddenberry Rolls in His Grave"
The space station Deep Space Nine from the Star Trek series of the same name. It has episode title text of "Elim Garak: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the War Crimes" For non-Trekkies, Elim Garak is a character from the series that brings out the worst in people with absolute glee, up to roping Benjamin Sisko into ordering Garak's best friend (who Garak is also madly in love with and is disappointed in the slow progress he's making corrupting the cinnamon bun) into aiding and abetting an assassination to trick another species into fighting in a war they don't care about. Sisko's mad about it, but privately admits to himself that he 100% knew Garak was gonna do some shady shit when he asked him for help.
The Enterprise D from Star Trek: The Next Generation viewed from the front with the text "The Holodeck Kills Again" in the font used for episode titles.
An upclose picture of the USS Enterprise from the original Star Trek series, showing just part of the saucer section and part of a warp nacelle. The text "Spock's C*ck" is displayed as the episode title. Yes, "Cock" is censored with an asterisk. It's funnier that way. In case you're wondering, I'm referencing Spock's Brain.
The USS Enterprise from Star Trek: The Original Series in orbit of a planet with the text "VULCANS GONE WILD" where the episode title is usually shown, in the same font. A slight blur effect has been applied to make it look like it was from a VHS tape/original broadcast.
An xkcd comic of a stick figure sitting at a computer. A voice from off-screen says, "Are you coming to bed?" and the figure at the computer replies, "I can't. This is important." The off-screen figure responds, "What?" The figure at the computer says, "Someone is wrong on the internet." The word "wrong" is underlined. There are curved lines above the keyboard to indicate that the figure at the keyboard is typing furiously.
The Grand Galactic Inquisitor from The Venture Brothers with green text in all caps declaring "IGNORE ME!" The Grand Galactic Inquisitor in an enormous robot-looking thing with one glowing red eye that is also a spotlight. He has a crown/horns thing going on and his head looks like half of a yellow submarine or scuba tank.
Craig Ferguson as the character Confidence from the British sci-fi sitcom "Red Dwarf." His dark hair is slicked back, he's showing a toothy grin, and wearing a yellow-ish green plaid leisure suit over a very loud, patterned button up shirt that is open down to mid chest. He's wearing two gold necklaces, one almost a choker with a medallion and the other a long gold chain. Everything about him screams "Slimeball."
A screenshot of Faine's skeet. There are 69 likes.
Your delta E OK JND 0.0047 Genuinely Remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.
A black cat on my lap. I'm wearing a blue t-shirt and black jeans. The cat is in loaf mode while I sit with my heels on the seat of the chair and knees resting against the computer desk.
A picture of someone holding a bottle of Grandpa Joe's Ketchup Soda (made in Pittsburgh). It is a red soda in a glass bottle with a mostly white label. The soda is the most abominable flavor I have ever allowed to touch my tongue.
An earthworm on a black background. Minnesota governor Tim Walz's smiling face has been crudely photoshopped onto the earthworm with a speech bubble that says "Don't take the bait!"
A screenshot of ecmclughlin.bsky.social posting "One of my followers who is a military mom has a 23 year old kid who was part of the raid and kidnapping in Venezuela. She says that the pressure on the kids to carr out orders that they knew were wrong was overwhelming." She includes a screenshot of the purported mother's post with profile picture and handle cropped out. The screenshot reads "Military mom here. My kid was involved in this. You have no idea the pressure they were under by their CO. Disobedience was not an option. Either do your job or get arrested. Kid is only 23." Replies and quotes have been disabled after a lack of sympathy for a 23 year old war criminal has been expressed.
A screenshot of the quoted post. The gif within the quoted post says "Your 2026 Word" and the word that I caught on the screenshot is "based". The screenshot shows as having been caught at the 4 second mark out of 11 seconds of gif.
A cartoon garbage truck with "WHOLE MAN DISPOSAL SERVICES" emblazoned on the side. The cab of the truck is white and the Whole Man Disposal Carrier is green. There are restroom sign-style "male" figures sticking out the back and one under the overhang of the back end. Beneath the truck is captioned, "YES, THE ENTIRE MAN."
A screenshot of the post being replied to. The like icon has been selected, bringing the total likes to 420.
A drawing of the character The Tick, standing with his fists at his hips, elbows out and grinning. He is extremely muscular with an exaggerated square jaw and wearing a blue costume (maybe, it's unclear if it's actually a costume) with antennae that leaves only the area surrounding his mouth exposed.
A picture of my hand, index finger extended with the middle joint significantly hyper-extended backwards.
A black cat lounging in the open box a cot came in. She's looking toward the photographer. There are two more boxes in-frame, as well as an empty cat bed.
A long-hair calico barn cart curled up sleeping in the grass. She is the most wonderful, charismatic, and majestic cat that ever was.
A representation of a molecule of carbon tetrachloride.
A box of white TicTacs candy with the label "Final Fantasy TicTacs" in the same font as the Final Fantasy games. The Final Fantasy Tactics logo is behind the writing.
A screenshot of a Bluesky reply box open. Nothing has been written in the text field, but at the bottom Bluesky asks "Are you writing in German?" German is in bold text and there is a box to the right that says "Yes" with no options to click no. I was obviously not writing in any language, since I had typed nothing at this point.
A white, roughly two week old kitten, its eyes barely open. The eyes are an intense blue, the same color as the eyes of people using spice in the 80s Dune movie with Sting. The picture is captioned "SPICE MUST FLOW"
A map of Yellowstone National Park with a face from a hentai photoshopped onto it. The expression of the face implies pleasure.
A black cat with green eyes lounging on a box she tipped onto its side. There's clutter in the background.
A picture of a striped red, brown, and yellow blanket on top of a pillow. A black cat tail is sticking out from under the blanket.
A screenshot of a post by Furry Found Footage @furrfaootage.bsky.social. The text reads "Grammy-nominated dinosaur asshole "Weird Al" Yankovic - Jurassic Park (193) directed by Scott Nordlund and Mark Osborne" The post includes a 3 second video clip from Weird Al's music video of a dinosaur dancing. The screenshot has the video paused at the exact moment the dinosaur's puckered asshole is on display.
A screenshot of Cooper Lund's post declaring, "I'm blocking everyone who intentionally misreads this as me being anti-mask, life's too short"
A screenshot of chickenshit coward @jeffcmays.bsky.social skeeting about how the recent shooting in New York is bad news for someone who isn't fucking mayor. He's blocked all interactions that aren't praise because he's a cowardly hack.
A black cat napping next to a grow box.
A pizza on a pizza pan on top of a stove. It's a philly cheese steak pizza.
A slice of pizza with a very think and fluffy crust on a plate. The toppings are mozzarella/provolone cheese blend, beef steak, green pepper, red onion, and garlic mayo.
Pizza dough that has been shaped into a round crust on a pizza pan that's been dusted with corn meal. It's nice a puffy.
A tiny calico neokitten, between 3 and 4 weeks old, being held by a white man wearing a black hoodie. She is looking down at the ground.
A picture of the moon through a Nikon P900 camera. The moon is in the waxing gibbous phase, with only a thin sliver of the moon in shadow. The image shows a significant amount of detail, with many visible craters.
A long-hair calico cat, objectively the best calico of all time, lying on her side fast asleep, front paws on a wooden fencepost.
A rather rotund silver tabby sprawled out on his side so his soft tummy is facing the camera. A purse is above his shoulders and he has his tail on a keyboard. His eyes are closed.
Three loaves of white bread with sesame seeds that are baked and cooling on a wire baking rack. Each has a hole in the center where a kitchen thermometer was used to make sure they were to temperature.
The batard loaves from the previous post, now proofed and sprinkled with more sesame seeds. Two loaves are already touching.
Bread flour dough with sesame seeds mixed it that has been formed into batard loaves and placed on a sheet pan lined with greased parchment paper. Batard loaves are an oblong shape similar to an American football.
A lump of bread dough made with unbleached bread flour with sesame seeds mixed in sitting in a mixing bowl to proof before folding.
A screenshot of cred.blue's analytics data for cred.blue. It has a Bluesky Score of 354, AT Proto Score of 38, Bluesky Status of Active, AT Proto Status of Inactive, is described as "Highly Engaging Pathfinder Reply Guy". "Reply Guy" has been circled. The account shows as 37 days old in the screenshot. There's a semicircle dial with a needle aiming upward and to the left at a roughly 60 degree angle. Underneath it is "392/100" and "Average scire us ~328"
A round loaf of sourdough bread fresh from the oven, cooling on a wire rack. It is golden brown overall with an X cut on top to let it expand. The edges of the X are much darker brown.
A screenshot of the post being replied to that only captures the number of replies (1), reposts (1), and likes (69). No other information about the post was captured.
A stockpot filled with a bean and ham soup using my late grandpa's recipe. There are pinto beans, cubed ham, and large dices of onion in a stock pleasant shade of orange. A white ladel is partially visible on the left side of the picture.
An off-white toy poodle on a blue leash looking backward toward the camera. His fur is trimmed short so he doesn't get too hot.
A solid black cat with green eyes in an Aldi Halloween cat tunnel. The pumpkin toy dangling from the visible end of the camera has been played with to the point of being frayed, with the ribbons and strings also showing signs of being played with. The tunnel has orange strips along where it was sewn, a black background, and candy corn patterns on it. Half of the cat is visible. She looks content.
The skeletal structure of a molecule containing 2 carbons and 14 nitrogens. Ask any chemist why this is terrifying.
An edited image of Gandalf the White (probably from the animated Lord of the Rings movie) with large breasts in a lacy white bra. Underneath is the character name, GanDDalf (pronounced Gan-Double-Dee-Alf) and the title "The Gods gave me Big, Beautiful Tits!"
A great egret standing on one leg in a pond, its long neck pulled back so its head id close its body. It is a white bird with a long, yellow beak.
A white kitten whose eyes have likely been digitally altered to be the shade of blue used for the "spice eyes" effect in the 80s Dune movie. It is captioned with "SPICE MUST FLOW". The kitten is around 2-3 weeks old, having just barely open eyes.