Dayna EM Craig

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White woman trying not to cry kicks her heels to take a photo of her leg tattoo.
White woman in a black and white patterned shirt and beige shorts, taking a mirror selfie over her shoulder. She has a stencil for a tattoo on her leg of a 10p mixup.
A section of the above image, cropped to show only the words IRELAND UNITED and FOR OUR KIDS TOMORROW
Stack of three small pancakes with syrup, powdered sugar, and fresh blueberries on top.
Same white woman, addled and winking.
A white woman with dark hair poses in a hospital gown.
Dinky little chuwi laptop with various cute stickers.
A cafe table with laptop, book, charger, and a coffee. In the background, a cute little coffee shop.
Selfie of a white woman in chunky cat-eye glasses, with long brown hair and an enormous forehead.
A Narcissist’s Prayer That didn’t happen. And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, that’s not my fault. And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did You deserved it.
one of those chuwi book laptops, with a couple of stickers on it. on top lies a tiny ereader, a banana shaped pouch (for scale), and a green pen.
A tabby and white cat looking very angry next to a pot of cat grass.
A fine art print of two persons holding hands across a red surface. There's a cup of coffee, a lighter, and an ashtray on the table. The two have chic short painted nails and one is smoking a pink sobranie cigarette.
A green jar candle, with a sunset and the words LOCALS ONLY printed on the glass.
Little grey squirrel outside under a blue bin.
An Alamy stock image with associated watermark, in which a delivery person in a red t-shirt, proffers you a little keypad thing to sign.
A grand staircase in a period property, leading to a landing above which hangs the painting Hambletonian, Rubbing Down.
I've asked an "AI": Could you please show me a strawberry muffin? With a little mouse chef who is all proud of hisself. The "AI" has responded with a drawing of exactly that. It is tremendous.
Two M&S Colin The Caterpillar cakes, with shamrocks and green top hats.
Green O'Neills jersey with CMAT logo and DUNBOYNE DIANA on the front.
fake kanye tweet: i hate when i wake up with a cat next to me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this cat
Me and my mother, two white women with glasses.
A shit ad the likes of which you get below articles online: this one has a photo of Keir Starmer going "Sad News About Keir Starmer! Unfortunately, It Is True!"
Big aul thigh with a fresh tattoo on it of the four of cups tarot card in bisexual colours.
A Google search input where I've typed "how many tattoos do I have to get before I stop having impostor syndrome every time I walk into the studio" with a little angry face
Daniel Craig in one of the Knives out movies, captioned: It makes no damn sense. Compels me though.
Screenshot of a Variety article which reads: [Variety Interviewer] Who would you want to play in HBO’s live-action “Harry Potter” series? [Kit Harrington] I’d take on any of them. I’ll be a background extra, I don’t care. I would love to be in that.
Brad Dourif as Luther Boggs, from an early episode of The X-Files.
The top of an article about Buttox, which anal botox should surely have been named. Anal Tox (ButTox™): Exploring the Benefits of Botox for Anal Health In the evolving landscape of aesthetic and medical treatments, Anal Tox (ButTox™)—the application of Botox (Botulinum Toxin) to the anal region—has emerged as a specialized procedure with unique benefits. While Botox is commonly
A hand holding up a copy of CRY OUT LOUD by TARA O'CONNOR against a white background.
Oliver Reed from the 1971 film The Devils, about the possessions in Loudun, France.
Facebook post from Michael Deane: In attempting to comment on how the app economy has undermined the economic and social fabric of our city, decimating the high street and making strangers of neighbours, I appeared to lay the blame at the feet of the migrant workers who deliver food via these apps. For that, I would like to apologise. Migrant workers are the backbone of the hospitality industry, including my own establishments; without them our pubs and restaurants would not function. My words were poorly thought out and badly timed, and I apologise unreservedly.
Some pink cross stitch on a brown jacket. Not looking like very much yet.
A cat scowling furiously over some grass.
A screenshot of an email from Evri, confirming that my Terrible parcel is on the way.
A screenshot of a conversation. Girl Are you stealing my ADHD meds?? Like go off But also DaynaEMCraig 10:15: Creatine
A little white cat with a striped tabby tail and black splodges on her head, asleep in a ball on a door mat.
Selection of brightly coloured label tapes.
FREE BLOW?
Two fluffy muppets in neon pink and orange, with little googly eyes and fluffy feet. Shaped like vajazzled slinkies.
Letter N embroidery in progress on brown fabric.
A woman in full Victorian mourning regalia including veil.
A tiny green caterpillar hangs on to the edge of a dark red rose petal.
A small bottle of M&S GUT SHOT, milk kefir with berries.
A bottle of hideous green goo from M&S declaring itself to be PUNISHMENT JUICE. It's full of healthy things like cold pressed spirulina.
White woman with glasses and a navy t-shirt stood against a white wall. She has a purple section in dark hair, and two nose piercings. Her eyeliner is terrible.
Ape from Ape Escape, with gun and sunglasses.
A 700g bag of "wot'sthis?" - cheese flavoured potato logs that fried up in a pan. Wotsits crisps branded!
A pair of blackbirds try and shoo away two magpies who have taken over their hedge. Lots of dive bombing and angry chirps. Magpies are, mostly, unbothered.