jon 🩸🧈

@narwhal.bsky.social

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I do it for the girls and the gays, that's it

“hahahah” is the best way to hide every pain. tumblr era black and white picture of a girl laughing
the maplestory maple leaf
interviewer: could you give us some of your political beliefs? divine: kill everyone now
just 3 people on a beach
Temu ad: TEMU united states clearance everything must go
shirtless mirror selfie
probably a red shouldered hawk
spongebob face down in gunk
bf smiling with my hand in front showing off my new engagement ring
me swatting in front of a mirror in a purple shirt
monkey in a cute lil outfit pondering if he made an honest mistake or if he’s evil incarnate
Patti LaBelle trying to sing this christmas but her cue cards are delayed “next card, honey, next card”
a baby goat in a leopard print harness
björk livestream screen cap of her looking
me in a tie dye tank
screen cap of the most popular girls in school “oh yes oh fuck yes. who else is wet in here?”
cowboys by a fire what will they repress
Freckle: sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse
the no take only throw dog 3 panel meme
a smiley face but with realistic eyes and mouth
pleaky from lilo and stitch looking cunt
Nute Gunray
Patrick staring at squidward
selfie of me in a field with palm trees in a bedazzled pair of goggles with lil bunny ears
miley and miley looking high
first she laughed, then she laughen’t
me in the desert shirtless with a joshua tree in the distance
me bundled up on a sunny beach day overlooking cliffs and blue water
black and white picture of me in a hat and my camera strap looking like just some guy
björk in lime colored outfit sitting at a an airport checking her phone
cat looking stressed with a party hat
slayyyter - over this single artwork
sad monkey in the wadding in water
fairy girls dancing in a circle
selfie of me and man in speedos at the beach. white sands, blue water, under a teal sunshade
portuguese man of war washed up on a beach with some sea grass
2003 af
tiny key deer
renee rapp smiling
a piece of wood dividing two people in a bed, fully clothed and bonneted up
woman with a shirt that says “Old Bitches Winning”
me in front of a brick building with my new haircut
kim catrall going through it
a tight bagel
the spongebob clip of him finding pickles under that one guys tongue
bf and I overlooking a canyon
cock soup packets
queen Renata Klein and her husband
evil vile wicked emoji
lady gaga in a red dress up against a fence
cat paw prints on a foggy window by a bird feeder