Nate Federman

@natefederman.bsky.social

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TV writer currently on Big City Greens / Second normal thing / Jamband apologist

A video of fans cheering Argentina’s victory at the beach in Hermosa, ocean waves in the background.
A black crab with a pink pincher walks over black mussels while flicking its mouth open repeatedly.
SML performing in the round in the center of the Teragram Ballroom.
OG Anunoby blocks Dearon Fox’s shot at the rim as everyone in MSG andNew York City looks on.
The current vote totals for the city of Torrance mayoral election. Sharon Kalani has overtaken (MAGA) George Chen. 18,803 (50.53%) to 18,408 (49.47%).
A hand placing a ballot into an official ballot drop box.
A flow chart that explains whether or not you should respond to someone on the Internet. The answer is never respond unless they’re a decent person, you’d say the same thing to them in person, and you’re a decent person.
White mashed potatoes, a green sauce on a steak, on a blue plate.
A black cat contentedly lays on the well-toned, incredibly muscular legs of a liar.
A Ticketmaster queue page. I’m 139,290 in line for an Olivia Rodrigo show.
A bowl of soup with macaroni, kidney beans, parsley, bacon, onions, tomatoes, and Parmesan cheese.
A cork board wall that’s entirely blank, except for three white index cards that say, “Act One,” “Act Two,” and “Act Three.”
A bowl of fusilli pasta with perfectly cooked pink shrimp and bits of green parsley.
Jake Gyllenhaal in Night Crawler, looking gaunt and creepy, and apparently like me.
If you turn the Sphere into a giant bird’s nest, the crowd really wants to see itself take flight.
A white pan was browned melted mozzarella over layers of fried eggplant and homemade tomato sauce.
A steep snowy ski run. At the top of it, a skier is silhouetted against a white cloud.
The “something went wrong” error screen on nugs’ google tv app.
A handsome young man sits on a love seat and makes out with Cloris Leachman as an anguished Jack Black looks on.
Penne pasta in a pink sauce, topped with Parmesan cheese and chopped parsley, in a white bowl.
A gray and black dog gets scritches and then uses her head to flip my hand back onto her head whenever I stop the petting.
A furious Santa stands on top of a man dressed like Santa. A child watched in shock and horror as this Christmas nightmare unfolds in front of her.
Roman lamb with peas, mint, and scallions over cheese polenta.
A child’s handwritten Santa letter.
A handwritten list to Santa asking for things like a phone, stickers, and “Dnled Trump not to be president.”
A Christmas tree surrounded by presents.
Two ornaments that say Green Christmas.
A white dryer stacked on top of a white washing in an incredibly cramped laundry nook.
Flow chart of whether or not you should reply to a comment on the Internet.
A gray dog napping in the sunny spot on a blue couch.
A Reddit post about Camp Oswego saying the Slip played the first night.
An email from the California Secretary of State stating that my ballot was counted.
A round, golden brown loaf of bread cooking on a wire rack. Like Sting, it’s a tantric sex god and the king of grain.
A black lies in the sunny spot of a striped rug, enjoying the fact that Trump did not win the Nobel Peace Prize and has also never won an Emmy Award.
A large brown spider examines its prey - a big orange and black butterfly, caught in its web.
A black and grey dog is surrounded by yellow wildflowers.
A psychedelic fever dream painting of a mushroom house, peanut apartment, minion sun, Pokémon moon, and my daughter taking it all in.
A class picture of angsty looking teen boy wearing a bead necklace, with his long hair parted down the middle, wearing a stupid looking shirt. His dead eyes scream, “I got an erection in algebra and now people call me boner boy.”
A smiling toddler in a real onesie snuggles with an amazing tuxedo cat on a black and white hex tile floor.
Garfield holding a feather quill. He has a mustache and a white collar with a black spot in the center.
A view of the sun setting on the Hermosa pier, then the camera pans to a crowd of people dancing to Ozomatli.
Goose Your Direction playing on Hits1
A horror show of nonsense words.
A fairy tale Swiss village with lush green grass in the foreground, flanked by gorgeous mountains and waterfalls on the sides, full of service industry folk who make living wages.
Metro turnstiles in the bottom foreground, with sand, palm trees, ocean, and a clear blue sky just a few meters away.
A tiny Swiss village in the valley between a series of massive mountains.
A graphic of side of two toilets. On one, a person sits on it and is given a green check mark with the word, “yes.” On the other, they stand on it and get a red X and the word, “no.”
This looks good to me! And I like the ending. I only have two notes: • "The new patient loudly exclaims, "Yes, it makes sense now! My fear of commitment all stems from the string cheese incident!" • So you think you can just sneak a jam band reference in here and I just won't notice, huh? All joking aside, I do think we can probably beat this joke.
A Father’s Day poster with a portrait of me in the center where I look like some confused and horrifying human-like monster.
A view of The Masonic stage, from the balcony, section 11, row 8.
View of the stage bathed in blue light at The Masonic.
A tea pot and cup of tea next to a waterfall at the Japanese Tea Garden.
A view of San Francisco taken through the glass viewing room of the De Young Tower.
Paul McCartney Photographs 1963-1964. Eyes of the Storm wall art entry message.
A balcony view of a stage bathed in blue light. Pre-show before Goose starts.