Nate Hoffelder

@natehoffelder.com

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When I am not building and fixing author websites, I make things like badge ribbons, bookmarks, event badges, and (lately) centerpieces. https://natehoffelder.com/ formerly: https://x.com/inkbitspixels #actuallyautistic he/him

This image shows a snippet of a screenshot. It focuses on the X which closes the Libre Office app on Windows.

This is a photo showing 3 small flashlights.

This image shows a stack of fake $100 bills. This is money that was created for the movie industry and is not real.

This images shows a Google Home terminal. On the screen we see the camera view from my mother's new doorbell camera.

This image shows a set of car keys next to a little metal pokey thing used to remove a Google home doorbell camera.

This image shows the cartoon character He-Man sitting on a toilet. There is a giant cat paw reaching under the door.

This image is a screenshot of an email. It reads:

Dear administrator,

We’re writing to let you know that as early as February 5, 2025, users in your organization with qualifying Google Workspace editions will have access to NotebookLM as a core service.

Currently, NotebookLM is available as an additional service.

What this means for your organization
NotebookLM is our AI-powered research assistant. It helps you gain critical insights and generate podcast-like audio overviews. It uses content from source documents you trust.

As early as February 5, 2025, NotebookLM will be covered under your existing Google Workspace agreement.

this image shows a Bluesky post which warns against charging your device from rando USB ports in public places

This image shows a screenshot of an email from Amazon where they offered me zero dollars in ad credits.

This image shows a couple very large pieces of naan bread.

This image has text which reads "Congratulations, America. You got back with your ex who is supposed to be in prison."

This image uses the distracted boyfriend meme to make a joke about America getting distracted by 1790's France when it was already with 1930's Germany.

I am currently testing the Kon Mari method of decluttering where you hold every object that you own, and if it doesn’t bring you joy, you throw it away.

So far I have thrown away two bills, the in-laws, the dirty dishes, and all of the vegetables.

This image shows a bust and a caption which reads "Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed a 3D model of how the lost husband of Elizabeth the first, the virgin queen, might have looked".

This bust resembles the actor David Tennant, who played the Doctor in Doctor Who. There was a story in that series where the character the Doctor marries Elizabeth the first.

The image shows a badge ribbon which refers to the fictional Klingon language and says quote there is no K in Klingon unquote. The badge ribbon also spells Klingon correctly: t l h I n g a n.

As a matter off act, there is no K in that language; the K sound is provided by the letter Q.

This image is a solid blue rectangle. It's a joke.

this is a tan-colored image and is a joke which is supposed to represent the river systems of the desert planet Tatooine

this is a photo showing 6 cookie tins.

this photo shows a badge ribbon which reads "keep calm and qapla"

This image has 4 panels. There are spies in the first to panels, spicy peppers in the third, and Spider-man in the 4th. It is a visual pun on "Spy A, Spy B, spicy (the flavor), and Spidey (a nickname for Spider-man)".

This image shows 4 designs for fictional SF&F jobs.

this image shows 4 job badges, including sasquatch hairstylist, red shirt, and vaccine programmer.

This image shows 4 designs for fictional job badges, including Arcology Window Cleaner, Earth Flattener, and Broom Inspector.

I'm having the worst case of writer's block right now.

I tried and failed to remember what the opposite of night is called.

In the end I had to call it a day.

this image shows a cover for the tv series Ascension.

this image shows the boxed set for the failed SF lawyer show Century City

This image is a promo for an old show called Highlander The Raven.

This image shows the phone book which was delivered today, 15 November 2024.

This images shows a shelf of classic books, including one (Frankenstein) where the printer goofed and swapped the name of the author with the title of the book.

This images shows two red con badges which read "Red Shirt" and have a bullseye graphic.

This image shows job badges for various SF&F jobs such as jaeger pilot, dragon rider, and court magician.

This is a before and after photo showing a robot toy and the mono-color image that the first photo was turned into.

This photo shows a flower pot containing an arrangement of fake flowers. The pot is standing on a stack of books by john Varley.

this photo shows 3 job badges for writers

the graphic shows a Klingon symbol and reads "Keep Calm and Qapla' "

The picture shows 3 custom designed badges which say "Writer". The badges have pictures; the first shows a messy desk, the second shows a bunch of monkeys at typewriters, and the third shows an old typewriter.