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@nczebra.bsky.social

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aka natasha | she/her | ace/queer | former/future lurker | pirate/hockey brainrot | indestructible little fucker | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife

a drawing of fuel gauges that say “IDK” and “LOL”, with a word bubble from the pilates that says “seems ok!”
jemaine clement in eagle vs shark
gene parmesan disguised as a fireman.
molly what's everyone's favorite widows bay ep mines beach reads aka Patricia's Sunset Cocktails followed by Ken Jennings How can an island be called Widow's Bay. That's not an island it's a bay.
Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social WASHINGTON (AP) — Lindsey Graham died from aorta rupture stemming from hardening of arteries: preliminary finding from medical examiner. roxi @roximonoxide.bsky.social fix your heart or die.
a weather map showing storm clouds encircling tucson, like the clouds are going out of their way to rain anywhere but here.
a crossword puzzle showing 38 across: coolness, in gen alpha slang. thanks to teen menace, we know the answer is “aura”
a redheaded woman taking a selfie in front of the hood of a black truck in a parking lot. the hood is about an inch taller than her.
Randolph Scott sitting at a writing desk smiling at the camera. Cary Grant has his leg propped up on the windowsill, standing directly behind.
top image: “captain curly is what ed calls his wiener” above an email notification from congressman juan ciscomani bottom image: “because of his pubes, not because he has a duck penis, but tbh i'm not putting anything past this fandom” above an email notification from congressman juan ciscomani
a sign that reads: “i don’t always roll a joint but when i do it’s my ankle”
Los Angeles Times Footage shows California dairy workers kicking young calves, pulling them with pliers
a miniature bobcat, staring fiercely at the camera, who does not know i’m coming for his balls
a beautiful lynx point siamese standing on the keyboard of a laptop like fucking owns the place.
a discogs listing for a Midwest Moms cassette that shows 0 items for sale
two voids that look like a single two-headed void, with a third void loaf in the distance.
The Washington Post We may have even less control over how long we live than previously thought
a tabby cat reaching up for a paper plate with cake on it, with deep longing in her eyes
a wall with three colorful drawings of children’s monsters, with their teeth around the book return slots as if gobbling up all the books.
a photo of the gummies in question that do not in any way resemble a lobster
haaaaaaaaaaalp! (it’s supposed to hit 100 next weekend)
a tweet that reads: i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
connor storrie dressed as marlene dietrich from morocco
The Washington Post new alert: U.S. military says it hit Iran's missile sites, air defense, command centers; official says spy agency strike induced panic
a black cat drunkenly passed out on a bookshelf
a white redheaded woman with glasses and a black face mask, posing with cesar the llama
an overhead shot of brown carpet with a pattern of green lizards intertwined in a circle. the feet of a person standing in cowboy boots and blue jeans can be seen on the left side of the photo
a peacock fiesta luncheon plate shattered into many pieces on a tile floor
trader joe’s roasted garlic& pesto pizza with deep fried crust. god level shit.
connor storrie arched backwards in a cowboy hat with a gloved finger in his mouth. the flashlight icon is perfectly encapsulated within the curve of his perfect 🍑
poison ivy rorschach
a stick figure cat with “tread carefully sluts” written in ribbon across the cat i don’t know if i’m describing that correctly because i can’t even begin to explain to y’all how much i am not qualified to work at an art school
3 skeets talking about chicago things and “lol football”
santa cruz civic auditorium
Excuse 17- such friends are dangerous
A blue sky against a blue ocean, with elephant seals frolicking in the sand
A glass of wine, a box of pizza, and heated rivalry playing on a laptop
A woman with red hair, bangs, and glasses, posing with a pet sloth and a man with unkempt hair
ILYA written in cement
A grey cat staring from the foot of the bed
A grey kitten standing at the entryway to a bedroom
BRITISH BANDS FORMED IN THE 1970S, WITH "THE" CLASH, CURE, DAMNED, FALL
A white woman with short red bangs and glasses is very proud of the gutterball she just bowled
Keanu Reeves and Crispin Glover in River’s Edge.
A framed certificate proving my ownership of half a period, along with a bronze whale to ward off colonizers
a novena candle with an illustration of saint m*z
A bad cat drawing that says TREAD CAREFULLY SLUTS
Taika dressed as a bear, looking super adorable before he mauls you.
A “vampire” duck
Miki Berenyi of Lush lying down with her head resting on her arm and her armpit hair exposed. She has bright red [head] hair and very 90s eyebrows and lip liner. She looks like a goddess.
HBO pulling some Netflix ass bullshit and trying to tell me that people outside my house can’t use my account
Ed’s House of Gems
Two slices of pizza and a bottle of wine on a coffee table, with season 2 of our flag means death cued up to play in the background.
An amazing fat brown bear with a broken jaw that makes his mouth droop down. He is standing in water, wearing a crown like the king that he is.
Dope ass looking goth girl in a black dress, fishnets, and a Louise Brooks bob
Rainbow unicorn embroidery scissors
We go to different heavens!
Dean Pelton dressed as Lady Gaga
Alamein, Boy, and the Crazy Horses digging for treasure