Ndbag Boogeyman

@ndbag.bsky.social

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Sock-eating boogeyman by night and human writer by day! Friend of pandas and dogs everywhere!!! I write fantasy, science fiction, and the occasional horror story. www.ndbag.com

The foofaraw 2025 anthology "A Great Big Fuss " in paperback front cover showing a psychedelic astronaut.
A gopher snake.
Screenshot of yet another failed (AND NOT ASKED FOR) Google "AI" search result. The human input is right beneath and actually correct. Facepalm!!!
The Prodigy - The Fat of the Land album cover.
"Consumed" horror anthology books. Paperback, variant cover, and 2 hardcovers.
A Walmart online ad, advertising a Boston terrier. Literally, WTF?!
The cover for the Gen X Flash Fiction Anthology. Edited by Nicole McInnes and published by Altitude Press. It contains, among others, a story by E. Florian Gludovacz.
A Great Pyrenees taking a well-deserved break on his morning walk!
A promotional picture of the book cover of "Consumed" A Horror and Dark Fiction Anthology.
The Quarterly "What we do with the Ashes" print edition.
The cover of the Fission #5 anthology published my BSFA.
Tom Waits quote. "A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't."
A photo of Dane's raccoon print on the wall.
Screenshot of an extremely inappropriate Facebook/TikTok ad.
The cover of The Pixies album Bossa No vs. (1990).
Calhoun the great Pyrenean mountain dog posing with a copy of "To the Dogs" anthology published by Altitude Press. Cal is very proud, because his dad contributed a great large-breed science fiction story to the book!!!
The book cover for the book "To the Dogs" edited by Nicole McInnes, published by Altitude Press. The cover has 6 dogs and the names of the contributing authors to the anthology on a white background. The poster of this text would line to draw special attention to his name on the list of writers: E. Florian Gludovacz!!! Yep, I wrote a story for this book!!!
A great Pyrenean Mountain Dog smiling at the camera.
Ndbag says that his story is coming along nicely, but that he has one problem. He doesn't know where the pandas are going to fit into it!!!
Ndbag says that his story will be amazing. It will brim with adventure and dragons, and a huge hoard of socks!!!
Ndbag says that he will have to write twelve books if he wants to turn his story into a dodecology, but goes on that say that this is not a problem, because he has so many awesome ideas!!!
Ndbag is wearing his writer's cap. He explains that the trilogy is a very common format for fantasy novels, but that he will change it up a bit by writing a dodecology!* *12 books.
Ndbag says that he is going to write a novel and not just any old thing. He'll write an epic fantasy novel.
Ndbag says that he has't written anything in a while and that he needs to do something about it. The way to go about it is to put on his writer's thinking cap. (A flat cap).
Pandbag says that while Panda Appreciation Day is almost over, there is still time to appreciate a panda today!
Pandbag says that if there's one takeaway from Panda Appreciation Day, it's that pandas appreciate being appreciated on Panda Appreciation Day!
Pandbag (Ndbag in his panda suit) says that while it is panda appreciation day, not everybody has a panda to appreciate. So, as a special service he will stick around for you to appreciate him!
Ndbag say that for Panda Appreciation day... he is interrupted by a panel reading "change"... He'll see things from the other side (after he has changed into his Pandbag suit.
Ndbag states that it's Panda Appreciation day as he is standing next to Pandaman. Ndbag stares at him and considers, then goes on to state that he is one fine panda, while giving a thumbs-up.
Ndbag says it's a special day because he is declaring it Panda Appreciation day!!!
Professor N. D. Bag says that science doesn't know whether queen bees might be inundated in Mother's Day presents, but at the end of the day it doesn't matter what species you are. He wishes all mums everywhere a happy Mother's Day!!!
Professor N. D. bag explains that bees are hive animals and that they have a queen instead of individual mothers. So it's a point of discussion within the scientific community, whether bees celebrate Mother's Day!
Professor N. D. Bag says that he was hoping to talk about bees, but there's no time for that because Mother's day is coming up!
Professor N. D. bag says that if you are concerned about insects getting into your socks, you can either het a pet ant eater, or feed all of your socks to boogeymen to nip the problem in the bud!
Professor N. D. Bag explains that the sock termites employ a highly specialised strategy. By mimicking the shape of a shoe, they hope to attract a roaming herd of socks!
Professor N. D. Bag points out a structure that resembles a shoe that sits on the middle of a field. He explains that it is a mound built by sock termites!
Professor N. D. Bag explains that sock ants chew up socks, take the fibres to their anthills, and turn them into little ant socks!!!
Professor N. D. Bag talks about the sock ant and imagines a cute little blue ant with a boogeyman face next to a large sock. He explains that the sock ant has an unerring instinct that will lead it straight to socks!!!
Professor N. D. Bag says that while moths are a known threat to unsuspecting socks, something that is just as dangerous is the sock ant!
Professor N. D. Bag states that moths are anathema to bogeymen for obvious reasons, because they can destroy a perfectly good crop of socks. He holds up an extremely moth-eaten sock to make his point.
Professor N. D. bag introduces himself as the world's foremost naturalist and science communicator. He says that when we look at insects within a boogeyman ecosystem, the first insects that come to mind are moths!
Ndbag is wearing his explorer hat that he dons when he is Professor N. D. bag. He welcomes you to his science show and explains that he will take a look at entomology, which is a fancy word for the study of insects!
Ndbag says that you now know everything there is to know about digging a hole, so he will leave you to it and then wishes you good luck digging your own hole!
Ndbag and Pandaman are both wearing their hardhats. Ndbag says that digging a hole is hard work, so Pandaman will help with he digging. He adds a special tip for you. If you don't have a panda to help you, try enlisting a dog, because they like to dig, too.
Ndbag says that holes are very complex, as they can be large or small, and deep or shallow!
Ndbag is wearing his hardhat and proclaims that he plans to dig a hole, but in order to accomplish this, he needs a shovel, which he holds up in the final panel!
Ndbag says that he is going to dig a hole. But first, he puts on a construction helmet, because safety is paramount!
Ndbag says that he's ready for a new project, so he will go outside and dig a hole!
Sherlock Bages is looking for Easterpandabunnytracks when he changes upon ZK and Pandaman. ZK is holding an Easter egg and greets the world greatest detective. The they wish everybody a happy Easter.
Sherlock Bages is trying to solve the case of the Easter eggs, so he is looking for easterpandabunny tracks, but unfortunately, he hasn't found any.
Sherlock Bages is looking for Easter eggs and he has a suspect that might have hidden them! The easterpandabunny!
Sherlock Bages states that he is the world's greatest detective and that he is working on a special case. Namely, he is looking for Easter eggs!
Sherlock Bages says that you might be wondering why anyone needs a detective for Easter. But, he goes on t say, it's really quite simple. He will investigate the whereabouts of those colourful Easter eggs!
Sherlock Bages says that he has solved his most difficult case, but that he will stick around a bit longer, because it will be Easter soon!
Sherlock Bages states that he is working on his toughest case yet. But he has found a clue! he holds up a sock from which he deduces that Ndbag entered the room to get a snack. He proceeds to eat the sock.
Ndbag is still wearing his Sherlock Bages outfit as he explains that he is investigating why he entered the room. Then he stops himself as he realizes that he is Sherlock Bages investigating why NDBAG entered the room. Then he sighs and states that this is confusing.
Ndbag is wearing his deerstalker hat. he introduces himself as Sherlock Bages, the world's greatest detective and he is trying to solve the ultimate mystery of why Ndbag entered the room!
Ndbag says that still has no idea why he entered the room and what he wanted to do there. A flashy plaid-patterned "Change" image appears. In the third panel he is wearing a deerstalker hat and wielding a magnifying glass. He has changed to a different persona and states that this is a case for Sherlock Bages!