Nick Gunz

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An orange FIAT 500e parked amid greenery.
A large, brown coloured queen ant stands on a blue children's play structure. Attached to her rear is a smaller, black-coloured male ant who seems to be shriveling up as he mates with her.
Two sheets of printable play money, fives, tens, and 20s, sit on top of a paper cutter. In the corner, is a mug of tea, to the right some off cuts from previous play money sheets. The bills are recognizably Canadian money, but brighter and more cartoonish. The astronaut on the five has been replaced by a cartoon cat in a space suit.
A detail from Disney concept art in which Anna (Frozen, 2013 film) staggers through the snow, a look of desperation upon her face, holding up her hand as if trying to flag down a bus.
The anti-penultimate page of The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle - The eponymous insect is no longer hungry and has become a big, fat caterpillar.
The bug that I saw, clinging beneath the stalk of grass. She is wasp-like, and bright yellow with large pink eyes and long translucent wings. She's also quite a collision of styles: the smart yellow uniform screams "cheer squad" but the camo pattern wings say "sk8r girl".
Point of view looking down at a man's feet. He is wearing a high-vis vest and yellow waterproof trousers. To the right of the image, also chartreuse, is a bicycle trailer for a toddler.
A piece of matzah on a blue plate. Miraculously, it has split into two, almost exactly even, halves -- even as the parting of the sea -- which _never_ happens to a klutz like me.
Elon Musk, dressed all in black, gestures in the Oval Office while Donald Trump sits, hands folded, scowling beside him. At Musk's feet is a bored-looking child, beside him an official rubs at his eye.
Screenshot cGPT o1 beginning the step-by-step process of working out how to subtract two small numbers from one another.
Output of cGPT ruminating on its reproducible failure to subtract 5.9 from 5.11. A quick snippet: "As a language model, I often rely on pattern recognition rather than 'true' arithmetic."
The same cow drawing as before, only this time a toddler has scribbled over it. The critics have spoken.
An incredibly amateurish drawing, in orange crayon, of a cow jumping over a waning crescent moon. The cow, which looks more like a fat donkey, is saying "Moo!", because of this piece of art is nothing if not groundbreakingly original.
A toddler with messy hair and a pink dress crouched on a wooden floor.