Andrew Lawrence

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Deputy Director of rapid response at Media Matters, views here are my own

The January 6 attack in the Capitol where Donald Trump invited an insurrection and sent a bloodthirsty mob to go murder politicians
That guy Haaland from the Norwegian soccer team. Hes a big white dude either way long hair pulled back in a ponytail
A screenshot from Fox News’ Ingraham Angle On the left 1/3 of the screen Laura Ingraham is talking outside while holding a microphone. On tge right 1/3 is a graphic titled “Janeese Lewis George’s far left policy agenda.” It includes polices like “universal childcare,” “end cooperation w ice,” and “create car free areas in dc”
A screenshot of Tucker Carlson with a filter used to make him look roughly 10 years old
A screenshot from Fox News’ Ingraham Angle In a remote interview, Laura’s Ingraham is on the left half of the screen with Steve Hilton on the right The chyron reads “Socialists winning everywhere”
A picture of Ivanka Trump at roughly 15 years old (judging by looks) sitting in her fathers lap in what appears to be an audience. The still image makes it appear as though she is moving to music while in his lap
meme that reads: trade offer, i receive: a trillion dollars, you receive: haha don’t worry about it
“The gang gets screwworm” as an it’s always sunny in Philadelphia title card
A Calvin and Hobbes comic where they are looking at a painting in the first panel and sitting on the floor reading a newspaper in the next 3 panels Panel 1 Calvin: A painting. Moving. Spiritually enriching. Sublime. High art Panel 2 Calvin: the comic strip. Vapid. Juvenile. Commercial hack work. Low art Panel 3 Calvin: a painting of a comic strip. Sophisticated. Irony. Philosophically challenging. High art Panel 4: Hobbes: suppose i draw a cartoon of a painting of a comic? Calvin: sophomoric. Intellectually sterile. Low art
A gif from an episode of the Simpsons where Mark McGwire is responding to Bart uncovering a plot by MLB to spy on everyone with “do you want to know the horrifying truth…or do you want to watch me hit some dingers?!?”
picture of the Capitol from January 6 of Trump supporter’s climbing the building like the zombies in World War Z
A picture of a man inside the Capitol rotunda on January 6 2021. He is wearing full camo tactical gear, masked, carrying zip ties and climbing over a bannister in the gallery
A picture of the Capitol on January 6 with smoke and Trump flags and his supporters all over the building. Looks like a war zone
A screenshot from The Simpsons where that old guy with the long beard is substitute teaching, holding a paddle while explaining all his silly rules and saying “you better believe that’s a paddling”
That “oh fuck you’re gonna make me” meme with the text saying “…you’re gonna make me be the thunder” and she’s wearing a Tampa Bay Lightning baseball hat
A weird “stonks” meme with a grey npc kinda guy in a business suit standing cross armed looking at a stock board with a big orange arrow pointing up and the word “stonks” under the arrow
That meme from r/bald, im sure its from a famous anime or something but its a shot from behind and over the shoulder of a balding man with two bald men looking at him sympathetically, one with a hand on the shoulder of the balding man It’s mainly used in the bald reddit when a man who is very much balding asks if its time to shave his head and the answer is an obvious “yes”
calvin and hobbes "farmer brown" sunday strip, where through an unlikely series of coincidences, a man named Farmer Brown is juuuuuuuuuuuuust about to suffer from a gas explosion, a massive crack opening in the earth, a train derailment, and a DC-10 crashing into his house, all at once
A screenshot from the HBO series Rome. Marc Antony and Cleopatra are in their throne room, engaged in debauchery instead of governance. Antony is looking at the camera and smiling, cleopatra is pulling a bow string, aiming it at a servant who is off screen, as she hunts her servant for sport
A screenshot from a May 2023 article from Associated Press reading Addressing Trump’s four years as president, Carlson said, “We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been is too tough to digest. But come on. There really isn’t an upside to Trump.” In another text exchange more than a month earlier, Carlson denigrated Trump’s business abilities: Trump’s talent, he said, is to “destroy things. He could easily destroy us if we play it wrong.”
A screenshot from a google search I did that I think was “how did Tom Sawyer get out of painting the fence.” The text reads: Did Tom like to whitewash the fence? Tom was punished by his Aunt Polly for misbehaving and given the task of whitewashing the fence on a Saturday, which was meant to be a day of rest. Tom did not want to do the boring work, so he convinced his friend Ben that whitewashing the fence was an interesting task in order to get Ben to do the work for him. https://www.scribd.com Tom Whitewashes a Fence: Class VII Answer Key | PDF - Scribd
A few years ago I put “Andrew Lawrence” in a social media app search bar and took a screenshot showing all the Andrew Lawrence’s follow each other
That meme of Jessica Lange in American Horror Story saying “there’s not going to be a swimming pool you stupid slut” but i changed it to “there’s not going to be a off ramp”
Pete Hegseth: Thank you @KidRock. @USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots. KidRock & @KidRock• 3d This is a level of respect that shit for brains Governor of California will never know. God Bless America and all those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to defend her.!
A kid, maybe 7 or 8, wearing a 1920s style mafia pinstripe suit, wearing a fedora and holding a plastic gun
A screenshot from Fox News’ Jesse Watters Primetime Human jager bomb Jesse Watters is talking in a 1/3 box on the left of the screen, the right 2/3 is taken up by video of the strait of Hormuz The chyron reads “Obama had oil over $100 for 3.5 years
A screenshot from Fox News’ Hannity from right when covid started The left 1/3 of the screen is Sean Hannity talking, the right is a graphic reading “coronavirus deaths in US: 0”
A picture of one of those insane gaming chair setups that look like a dentist chair basically
One of my favorite one off jokes from hit tv sitcom Arrested Development where Lucille Bluth is sitting in the front row of the gallery of a court room before the trial of her husband. Her incompetent lawyer is asking her “Anyhoo, what’re we doing here? What’s the plan?” What’s not shown is her reaction which was an exasperated “You’re our lawyer!” The image is shot over her right shoulder, you can see the back of her head and she’s positioned on the far left of the image The rest of the image is taken up with Barry sitting at the lawyers table, turned around and facing her
A screenshot from Fox News’ The Ingraham Angle On the left half of the screen is Laura Ingraham, on the right half is Byron York. They’re doing the interview remotely The chyron reads “angry grannies & anarchists plan next move”
A screenshot from Fox News’ The Five The left 2/3 of the screen is taken up by the younger Khomenei, the right 1/3 is Dana Perino talking The chyron reads “RPT: Irans new supreme leader is probably gay
Macaulay Culkin in My Girl (1991)
A four panel meme from The Avengers End Game where Gamora asks Thanos if he accomplished his goals and what it cost. He replies he did and it cost him everything I changed it so Gamora is asking if he got to pretend it was socially acceptable to call things “retarded” again, Thanos answers yes and it cost him everything. Literally. He says he’s eating dog food and asks a toddler Gamora if he can borrow $100
A screenshot from Fox News of a “college sports roundtable” showing Mike Johnson and Donald Trump sitting next to each other with Trump looking over at him
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads: “I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.
A drawing of a pink dragon sitting on top of a pile of treasure in a cave. It’s got a big treasure box its front paws are on top of. I found this image online, I’m like 99% sure it’s not ai generated but don’t kill me if it is
A screenshot from Fox News’ The Story Martha MacCallum and a guest are talking remotely on the left 1/3 of the screen. The right 2/3 is taken up with stock footage of Nancy Guthries home The chyron reads “FBI: make suspect 5-9 - 5-10 tall, average build
Ronde Barber returning an interception thrown by Donovan Mcnabb 90 something yards for a touchdown Ronde is in the foreground wearing a white jersey with a red #20 and pewter pants, carrying the ball and looking back over his right shoulder at McNabb who is wearing a green jersey with a white #5 and white pants Also pictured out of focus is Bucs safety Dwight Smith who i actually became friends with the offseason after that game. Super cool dude and should’ve won Super Bowl MVP that year
A screenshot from Fox News’ The Five It’s a wide shot showing the entire set, 5 hosts sitting around a semi circle table The chyron reads “Woke 2 - Vanity Fair says social justice is making a comeback”
That meme from the making of the last Nolan Batman movie where Bane is challenging someone and an actor, presumably dressed for post production editing in an all pink jumpsuit, is challenging back We see Bane from the back and the much smaller person is facing Bane and us. They are both holding their arms spread like “here I am”
A screenshot from The Simpsons where Monty Burns, parodying the craziest era of Howard Hughes, is holding a model airplane and pointing a gun at Smithers and demanding he “hop in” the model airplane. Burns has long hair and long beard, signifying the deterioration of his mental health
A thumb guy from Spy Kids. He’s all thumb, limbs and head are all thumbs
A Far Side cartoon that is set in a circus from the point of view of two trained bears watching a third trained bear perform tricks. One of the bears watching has removed their muzzle and is telling the second waiting bear, who is still muzzled, “hey…these things just snap right off”
An article from the Atlantic about how the author was wrong about Trump not being fascist. The first paragraph contains the author says he didn’t recognize Trump was fascist partly because “the term has been overused to the point of meaninglessness, especially by left-leaning types who call you a fascist if you oppose abortion or affirmative action”
An article from the Atlantic about how the author was wrong about Trump not being fascist. The first paragraph contains the author says he didn’t recognize Trump was fascist partly because “the term has been overused to the point of meaninglessness, especially by left-leaning types who call you a fascist if you oppose abortion or affirmative action”
A screenshot from Fox News’ The Five The left 2/3 is an image of a 5 year old with a spiderman backpack and a blue ski cap with puppy ears being kidnapped by ICE. Martha MacCallum is on the right 1/3 of the screen talking The chyron reads “Detained Hoax - Dems promote lie that ICE kidnapped 5 year old”
Cover of the Economist magazine from Oct 2024. There is a roll of $100 bills with flame coming out the back as if it were a rocket launching. The Text on the cover is "The Envy of the World: America's Economy A Special Report"
A screenshot from Fox News' Hannity Rep. Ro Khanna is talking on the left 1/3 of the screen with the right 2/3 taken up by a rolling scroll of what Hannity calls "Worst criminal illegals in Minnesota" The chyron reads "One-on-one with Dem Rep Ro Khanna"
Homer Simpson clinging to a rotted sandwich that has turned him into a decrepit sickly version of himself
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads: “I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
An October 2024 post from me reading the media is treating a proposed military operation into american neighborhoods where brown people are ripped from their homes and families as “housing policy” instead of treating it as a military operation into neighborhoods where brown people are ripped from homes and families last night the moderator goes “youre planning to use the military in american cities” and somehow that wasnt the point of the question no q about if they can use deadly force, if theyll be kicking in doors, how theyd determine whos here legally or not, etc etc