Dr. Faustus

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I've got friends in low places.

A 1970 Triumph Spitfire sits parked in front of Loveland Valley Ski Area. It is signal red with a flat black windscreen frame and lower body with Minilite wheels.
A clear liquid inside a plastic bottle shaped as a bear. The bear bottle is the same as those commonly used to sell honey. The label has a cute white unicorn with pink mane and tail. The label says "Unicorn Oil" and "Mega 1k".
A yellow taxi cab scheme painted Team Associated RC10B7D launches off a jump on a dirt track for R/C cars. In the background, the driver's stand of MHOR R/C Raceway can be seen with the drivers racing their cars.
A snow covered wall in the mountains outside Haines, Alaska. Spines and cliffs fill the wall. Zooming in on the images reveals ski tracks from professional skiers filming footage.
The white Stanley Hotel in winter. Snow on the ground and trees. A white featureless sky in the background.
A carousel horse hangs from a ski lift cable. Arrows point to various features. Grip and Hanger Arm by Skytrac. Through Bolts (Secures Hanger Arm to Support Pole). Carousel Horse Support Pole (slides into Hanger Arm). Carousel Horse Fiberglass w/steel reinforcement. "NO RIDING" Signage on both sides. Physical Barrier.
A crow sits on a tree branch with one foot on a packet of cigarettes, Marlboro Silvers.
Movie poster for the 1995 movie "Hackers". On top it reads "THEIR CRIME IS CURIOSITY". Below it says "BOOT UP OR SHUT UP!" and "ON LINE - THIS FALL"
A majestic bison stands in a grass field with a mountain in the background. It is wearing a white dress shirt, a navy blue tie with stripes, and a Mormon missionary name tag. The text reads "Yellowstone officials start dressing bison like Mormon missionaries in effort to deter people from approaching the animals."
A slide from Netflix announcing the "Qwikster" rebrand.
A clear plastic storage box with a white lid. Approximately 24x16x12 inches.
Two donkeys sit at a restaurant table. Two elephants sit at a table across an aisle. In the aisle, a toddler Trump is lighting things on fire and sawing a leg off a table. The donkey couple asks "Can you please control your kid?" The elephants reply, "We don't like to tell our little Donnie 'No'!"
Three packs of playing cards. Two Delta Airlines and one United Airlines. A few cards from another United deck sit near the unopened deck displaying the Queen of Hearts. The Delta Airlines decks are worn with different logos.
The marquee sign in front of Mad River Glen ski area in Maine. It reads "Sorry VP Sold Out".
A Team Losi Racing R/C car. The 1/24th scale Micro B. It's sitting in my hand and barely overhangs it.
A large gold colored medallion on a wide red ribbon necklace. It covers the entire palm of the hand of an adult. It reads "They Might Be Giants Instant Fan Club - Medallion Level" around the outside. A crown with an old style key through it decorates the center with lines indicating a gleam radiating out.
Two Team Associated Reflex X 14MT R/C trucks.
Serena Williams dances in a pair of blue Converse Chuck Taylor Hi-top shoes during the Superbowl performance by Kendrick Lamar.
A red and black 1970 Triumph Spitfire Mk3 parked on top of Hoosier Pass on the Continental Divide in Colorado.
From the top of the "Gunbarrel" run at Monarch Ski Area. Four people wearing ski helmets, goggles, and jackets are standing in front of a mountain backdrop.
Two metalwork skiers sit on a ski lift chair. The skier's body is a sphere with jagged teeth and two more spheres on top for eyes. The legs and arms are made with thick wire. The chair hangs from a wire hook.
A skier in a blue one-piece ski suit with black arms. The vintage 90s fartbag is adorned with rhinestone stars of various sizes. The skier also has a black top hat with a star, sunglasses with rhinestone stars, and a 1970s boom box.
Three versions of Futurama's Bender costume appear disheveled together after going on a bender bar-crawling down Colfax Ave. in Denver. Regular Bender, Golden Bender, and Gender Bender.
A serving of beef brisket, a hot link, and green beans from Hutchins BBQ.
A serving of burnt, black, crinkle fries.
A serving of crinkle cut fries, burnt and black.
A Choctaw woman standing in front of a turkey and Thanksgiving dishes. Her t-shirt reads "I don't celebrate Genocidal holidays. But I'm gonna eat Fvkit".
A 1970 Triumph Spitfire in signal red and flat black two tone with Minilite wheels sits in front of Loveland Ski Area in the summer.
A small pulley hangs from the ceiling of a garage in front of a tire storage shelf also tucked near the ceiling.
An email from Yahoo Fantasy Football showing the team "Landmark Losers" being removed from the "Top City College Bros" league.
Patches sewn on duffle bag - Winter Park, Find Your Line Ikon Pass, Norquay, Lake Louise, Sunshine Village, Ikon Pass.
A Norquay patch on a red ski bag.
Picture of the poster's Stars & Stripes Chuck Taylor Hi-Tops.
A picture of the poster wearing a 90s era black and purple fartbag, skis taller than him, with a teal headband and Pit Viper sunglasses. From open day of the ski season at Loveland in Colorado.
Text at top reads "General Kelly: Trump Admired Hitler". The comic is a play on the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme. With Trump as the boyfriend, the Statue of Liberty as his current girlfriend, and Hitler as the distracting girl.
Email showing a ballot has been received from the state of Colorado.
Cartoon New York Times issue. The picture features Donald Trump at the end of a bar, with an apple juice box in front of him. Patrons and the bartender look on, wide eyed. The headline under the prominent picture reads "Unhinged man at end of bar might be making sense".
Pinocchio stands at a podium. An voice says, "There is no evidence that immigrants ate Jimny Cricket...". Pinocchio replies, "I was told there would be no fact checking!"
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