Ned Pyle

@nedpyle.com

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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis

A very alert black dog with short hair. He is staring intently at us
Amenities of the cute yard deer but now the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition has arrived
Madonna in the hung up video with her seventies hair and pink warmup top
As of 2021, ShotSpotter evidence has been used in 190 court cases, though it is often withdrawn when challenged. ShotSpotter has admitted it manually alters the computer-calculated evidence "on a semiregular basis", and it has never been independently tested, leading to doubts about its accuracy. Vice's Motherboard noted that ShotSpotter "frequently modify alerts at the request of police departments." Associated Press also noted their "methods for identifying gunshots aren't always guided solely by the technology." 39[40][3)[41] While the company claims a 97% accuracy rate, the MacArthur Justice Center studied over 40,000 dispatches in an under-two-year period in Chicago and found that 89% of dispatches resulted in no gun-related crime, and 86% resulted in no crime at all. 42][43)[44][45) These results were backed up by a subsequent report by the Chicago Inspector General, which also found that police officers had begun stopping and searching people solely because they were in a place known to have many ShotSpotter alerts. 46) ShotSpotter's CEO described an earlier 80% accuracy rate as "basically our subscription warranty", but employee Paul Greene said "Our guarantee was put together by our sales and marketing department, not our
Woman in 1960s yellow minidress. She has a beehive haircut and stands in a wood paneled room
Bronze plate armor in museum. It has a hat of boar tusks that’s shaped like a beehive. The armor forms into what looks like a 1960s minidress
Homer nervously shakes his hands and tip taps for Marge
Lucy is now the jaws shark as Roy Scheider shovels chum
Indy as an annoyed puppy. She has Snow White fur with golden brown ears and eye patch
Some guy in the Oval Office which now looks like an Albanian mafia whorehouse there’s so much fake gold. He’s wearing a gold top hat wraparounds and heavy chain
The Winston wolf catchphrase but on a vintage t
Florida Cosmetology License Requirements Florida has its own cosmetology exam (not NIC), requires 1,200 training hours, and mandates an HIV/AIDS course. Here is the full breakdown for 2026. 1,200 Training Hours State Specific Exam $45 Renewal Fee 10 hrs CE per Renewal
Me holding a sausage egg and cheese bagel half on a strip mall outdoor patio table. The sun rises build huge palm trees next to a shoe store
The nye Mets are Apu’s favorite squadron
My brother contemplates a large Specil at Villa Nova in Stickney just outside Chicago. He has a beard and sleeved tattoos and is a very tall and broad shouldered person and still looks intimidated
My brother about to dig into a large Special at Villa Nova
Party cut Chicago style thin crust
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Kell the large tan Anatolian Pyrenees is asleep on a couch m. My PiP shows me
Guy wins a medal and flips everyone off and shakes up Champaign but he’s in 10th place and meme, but it’s Trump with his dotard face from the World Cup trophy stage
Battery at 86
Cubs beat Twins 10-1, win the series. 1 8 1 10 12 1
Will Ferrell in tracksuit on a stair master in blades of glory saying “no one knows what offside means but it’s provocative”
A tall slim man in a three piece suit sits in the dugout next to uniformed baseball players
My hotel tv with World Cup about to start
Chris Tucker says damn then bites his fist
Extremely curious and BIG black dog, probably a pittie mix. He has amber eyes and very pointy ears and wants to hug me
Mr Wizard says quiet you (but Ned did forget about New Mexico)
A laptop, steamdeck, kobo e reader, black battery pack, air pods, nose over ear headset, and hyper ice massage orb all plugged in on a desk that have many outlets and cables in use
Shiba Inu (or similar) looks back at camera like “mom do something”
Breakfast burrito with a well crisped tortilla and packed ingredients
Vader vs obiwan in their final battle on the death star
Darby the golden husky is asleep on the couch while my face in PIP from FaceTime
Kell, Indy, and Darby sit happily in the Washington park neighborhood of Seattle. They are all golden brown and white dogs with their tongues out from walkies. Behind them a large tudornrevival mansion rises over lush trees under blue skies with shoals of clouds
The Uspenski Cathedral Helsinki is black silhouetted against a blue sky with streaks and low rising orange sun over water
Indy and Darby the golden brown and white herding mixes sit on a wooden platform surrounded by mosses and grasses. They grin the happy grins of dogs
Hot for teacher Van Halen 1984 single but now the teacher has a terminator head
A small white family motor boat scoots past a tiny island with White and red wooden hotel or restaurant with strange pointy turrets very Nordic
A super mega floofy white Samoyed pup grins his derpy grin while his dad stands behind him. Steve has one ear up and cockeyed
The pup is now 3 stories tall and sitting on the ice rink at 30 Rock
Remember when we asked the arborist to trim it so the branches weren't heavy. They are all severely drooping I have the arborist coming next week You or Colleen can just hold the branch up enough to move the car and not park under that tree ever ever ever again I bought a chainsaw that you are NOT TO TOUCH. If your loppers can finish it off that's ok but NO CHAINSAW The Peter's renter told me she races me to park in the spot in front where f the gate instead of behind it. I guess I'm glad I was there because it would have been Ana's car It's too thick for loppers
Racoon looking at me UPSTAIRS
Shouting groundhog meme he’s yelling MCCOVEY!!!
Star Wars trench run scene where a rebel fighter commander repeats “stay on target”
CNN I US US • 4 MIN READ HitchBOT, the hitchhiking robot, gets beheaded in Philadelphia UPDATED AUG 4, 2015 Y By Todd Leopold Facebook/hitchBOT
The gaping skeleton
Some sweet puppy looks as I start to leave the tram for my metro stop
The puppy is at that excited bitey age. He lies on the floor and mouths his dad’s arm
The pip sniff my open hand with vigor. His dad is apologizing in Finnish and I of course am saying please do not bother
A Bernese Mountain puppy with classic black tan white fur looks up at me excitedly from the gray metal floor. He’s holding a white plastic stick and hopes his dad will let him off the leash so we can play
Jerk German tourist at simpsons hostel asks is this the time of Charlemagne sarcastically
Zoolander meme where Derek is furious about the tiny school model and says what is this a school for ants? But now he asks if it’s a washer and dryer and there’s a picture of the tiny ass combined washer dryers you have in Europe that suck ass
Freshwater Drum fish being held up to camera, he looks like a big drunk lout
The Upper West and East sides of Manhattan are set to lose about 10% of their street parking: Parts of Manhattan to sacrifice 10% of street parking as NYC installs new trash bins 8:15 PM • Jul 14, 2026 Everybody can reply
The Matrix agent find them and destroy them meme but agent smith is now a freshwater drum
Anakin glowering in his hood in revenge of the sith
Although the CDC says the parasite that causes this infection is endemic to tropical and subtropical parts of the world, cases in the United States in recent years have been linked to both imported and domestic produce, the FDA said in a 2023 report. FDA officials were concerned enough that the agency started a task force in 2019 to address the emergence of the parasite in domestically grown produce.
President of Iraq in the tacky at White House and now he’s wearing a heavy gold rope bling chain and a gold top hat that’s too big
Birches over the Baltic as the sun sets
Dr Grant runs with the tiresome kids in Jurassic park as many ostrich like dinosaurs stampede by