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@neffectual.bsky.social

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Them fatale. Omnivore. Knitter. Married. Disabled. 3 cats, 2 rabbits, 2 snakes. PTSD, c-PTSD, ADHD, ASD, BPD, POTS, CFS, fibromyalgia, migraine etc. https://archiveofourown.org/users/Neffectual Writer Singer Disability/accessibility consultant Mum friend

Three cds in a row on a table. The top one is Now That's What I Call Music 48, the second is Lily Allen's album "Alright, still....", and the third is Soul Survivor Live 2000-2004 Dancing Generation.
A broken chocolate brown Dutch rabbit climbs a reclining human wearing a rust coloured corduroy dress, black leggings, and pink Hazbin Hotel Angel Dust socks. Their hand is visible petting the rabbit, and is white, with a bracelet in copper, silver and gold beads on their wrist. The rabbit looks alert and excited to be on her human.
A broken chocolate brown Dutch rabbit (meaning brown and white in thick stripes, with one white foot as the white stripe across her front half isn't complete) sits calmly amidst the devastation she hath wrought upon her enclosure. Hay and oats strewn across the grey fluffy vet bed she sits on. She looks utterly pleased with herself.
A medium-sized pastel ivory (white) ball python glass surfs along her vivarium, which is dark, looking for food. She looks comical and stupid.
A chocolate incomplete Dutch rabbit sits, resting on her dewlap, in a messy litter tray. The light is dim as she is split from other rabbits by blankets and towels.
A large white cat with a black splodge on his face lies on a cream-coloured scratching hammock in a sunbeam, looking somewhat forlorn. It's okay, he always looks like the ghost of a Victorian child or an existential crisis who has been turned into a cat. His nose is black, and I get to tell you that although you can't see them, his beans are black too, and so is his tail. He has a tiny smudge of black fur above one eye. Behind him is a vacuum cleaner and other household detritus - he is clearly in the way, and even more clearly does not care.
A medium-haired calico kitten sprawls like Caligula on an orange chair, draped with a hand-knitted blanket, with a busy desk behind her. She looks smug and self-satisfied. Her feet are white, showing off her pink beans, and under her chin and her muzzle is white, with a black slash across her nose. Her left ear is black, and her right ear is ginger. The rest of her body is a mottled mix of brown and ginger, making her look tortoiseshell, so she's what is also known as a tortico!
A black cat with green-yellow eyes sits on woodgrain laminate flooring, looking into the camera. She has a white patch known as a locket on her chest and one front paw folded in so it looks like a stump. Her ears have lynx tips, and her nose is very small.
A small calico kitten lounges on a blue-green pillow next to someone's sleeping head. The kitten is in a classic "draw me like one of your French girls" pose, and is languidly licking her own armpit to show maximum insouciance. She lies next to a Google Nest mini, for scale.
A white redhead smiles up at the camera from their dimly lit bed. A small calico kitten is wrapped around the top of their head, fast asleep. The lack of sleep this causes is clear on the redhead's face, but so is the love and pride at being chosen as a bed by the kitten.
A tiny calico kitten looks sassily up at the camera from a sitting position on a greenish-blue circular footstool, as if to say "yes, and what do you want?"
Two embroidery pieces in cheap wooden hoops. The top piece is dark blue, with "daddy cool" picked out in satin stitch, with "daddy" in bright turquoise and "cool" in tour de france yellow jersey. The double "o" is shaped into a racing bicycle, with drop handlebars, and the spokes of the wheels and the gear wheel are embroidered in silver. The lower piece is floral and in pinks, yellows, and greens, with the word "Mum" in the centre, with the "m" just being picked out in soft pink, the needle poking out as it's in process of being completed.
A calico cat curled into a half moon in a white fluffy bed stares up at the camera in a way that says "I don't know why you're here, but please leave." Her nose is black and her little beans are pink and dark spotted.
A Calico cat
A number of bars of soap of varying quality. Some are discoloured thanks to botanical embeds that hit hot soap and immediately turned brown, some are lumpy because they touched water while setting up and turned into soap "dough". There are four cream coloured soaps and two black soaps that are in cardboard sleeves and thus labelled, so clearly going to be for sale. You get the feeling that the soap might be fighting back.
A white femme with their hair tied back smirks into the camera. Their large red cat eye framed glasses cover eyes lined in black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. Their lips are red, and they wear a black spiked collar. The black faux leather top they wear leaves their arms hare and plunges at their cleavage.
White redhead femme looks into the camera, wearing makeup and a black dress. Their dress is low cut and they have a lilac and mint spiked choker on. Their long hair is partially in two space buns, partially loose. Their lipstick is purple and the wall behind them is bright turquoise.
A small albino rabbit (probably a Britannia Petite) stares into the camera with one beady red eye. She has one ear up and one ear down - the down ear is noticeably red from where she bullied another rabbit to the point that he bit through her ear in self-defence. She seems tiny and cute, but she also looks mad and bizarre.
A small black cat in a blue room. The picture is taken with the flash on, and the cat has narrowed eyes as she looks at the camera.
A small brown bunny, Beebs, flops in a basket of broccolini in the foreground, while a larger white rabbit, Hellbun, flops on a bed in the background.
Two white rabbits, one big, one small, cuddling together on some carpet.
A picture of a white hand stroking a small lionhead lop rabbit, mostly grey and brown, with a streak of very light ginger along her face. She is lying flat, clearly enjoying herself.
A large white cat on a rainbow bedspread, in dim lighting against a blue wall. He is clearly over-excited as he has trapped the white person's hand that is petting him, and his own back foot obscures his face.
A large white rabbit on a bright green mat, eating Cavolo nero kale. Blurry, because rabbits tend to move
A big white rabbit and a smaller grey-brown rabbit sit by a recently filled food bowl and eat Cavolo nero kale
The same pen as the previous tweet, viewed lengthwise and much, much cleaner. Peeking out of the side of the wooden hides and blankets can be seen large foam puzzle piece-shaped floor tiles. A large green bed has been added, the big blue litter tray is now piled high with clean hay, and all the colourful stacking cups and other wooden toys are in a neat heap in the middle of the space. Two rabbits lie at the far end, the big white one side on, and the little grey-brown one almost completely hidden behind him.
A messy fenced in pen inside a house, containing numerous wooden shelters, a big water bowl, colourful plastic stacking cups, and a big blue litter tray full of hay. One rabbit, large and white, can be seen disappearing into a shelter at the bottom left. A smaller grey rabbit can just be seen poking her nose out of the wooden shelter in the upper centre of the picture. There is hay and fluff everywhere.
A pentagram handcrafted from dried grass and green ribbon.