neffrey

@neffrey.bsky.social

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he/him/it i love pokemon a normal amount

brian
lollipop from disneyland with a serving size listed as “1/17 pop” as if there is ever any universe where you’ll eat one seventeenth of the lollipop per meal
litwick but with the zigzag mouth thing zigzagoon has and also the hat my sona has
tanoomba from partners in time
just saw the He-Man movie in theaters! i could tell you my thoughts on the movie, or i could just describe the final scene to you, where literally every major character stands in a circle to joke about how stupid and lame of a name “He-Man” is. its entertaining because it uses every single one of the safe, overwhelmingly common summer blockbuster tropes that were synthesized in a lab to be Just Good Enough, but it is the most painfully insecure movie i’ve seen in my life. it genuinely cannot for the life of it have an earnest moment without immediately killing the moment with a lame ironic joke right after, which is really sad because i feel like a He-Man movie needs to be a little cheesy and camp right? its theme is like pretty poorly expressed as well but like im not even worried about that rn the story was so embarrassed to be a He-Man movie that i dont think i can focus on anything else
bsky adult content tag
Tsareena
Pokemon Sword/Shield npc in Motostoke saying “My favorite person is the Champion! My favorite word is “strongest”!”
A Golurk sitting on the ground in the corner of a white, nondescript room reading a book that is comically too small for them. Part of the book's title is obscured by their big finger, but the legible part of the title reads "How to tell Him You Love"
Aggron, Bisharp, Croconaw, Drilbur, Electivire, Flygon, Gliscor, Houndoom, Incineroar, Jangmo-O, Krookodile, Larvitar, Murkrow, Nidoking, Obstagoon, Pawmot, Quilava, Rampardos, Simisage, Toxtricity, Urshifu, Voltorb, Wattrel, Xurkitree, Yanma, Zigzagoon
bulbasaur from Hey You! Pikachu balancing a carrot on its head perfectly vertically by its bottom
two people quote posting the same image of the 1998 naughty dog logo. one person says “devastatingly unfuckable,” while the other says “Would”
posts by people who have Zigzagoon as their favorite Pokémon: Faux: “zigzagoon is just a little guy. just a ziggy little dude who wants to give you whatever it finds on the ground in a big battle world. 11/10 never evolve” Natasha: “raccoon hehe” Joe Budden: “Menace to the concept of society”
sloppily made edit of the Don't Create The Torment Nexus twitter post: "Stephen Hillenburg: In my book I invented the pretty patty as a cautionary tale mcdonalds: At long last, we have created the pretty patty from classic spongebob episode Don't Create The pretty patty"
discord message from me saying "my birthday gift [in reference to the fact that the fifth part of my PMD fanfic is scheduled to release on my birthday] is that i can write a scene where the world isnt exploding again. i hope all of you people are ready for part 5 to be a part where like literally nothing happens for 50k words so i can decompress"
comment on my fic: I love the way you explore the consequences of the characters' choices and how those choices ripple out through the rest of the story. You have a very polished and professional writing style that makes the entire reading experience feel incredibly immersive. Your ability to maintain such a high level of quality over a long-form work is genuinely impressive and speaks to your skill as a creator. One way to add more weight to the central conflict would be to draw inspiration from current political headlines. Introducing a MAGA-like movement as a primary source of villainy would create a very visceral sense of dread and urgency. This would force the characters to confront a very specific kind of modern darkness, which could lead to some very powerful and resonant moments of growth.
Xenoblade 3 npc yelling “Hey, Lanz! I need you to beat me up!”
3x3 grid. Column 1 is "Cheri Berry," Column 2 is "Always Male," and Column 3 is "Block Smash+". Row 1 is "Route 3," Row 2 is "Can be Female," and Row 3 is "Fraud"
Favorite Game: Xenoblade 3 - this was the first piece of media to make me cry i love the story i love the characters i love the themes and the soundtrack its just really everything to me Best Story: Xenoblade 3 - tried not to repeat games too much but like. cmon Favorite Art Style: Octopath Traveler - its sooo pretty dude look at it Biggest Personal Impact: Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon - this game is why i have all my current friends and my boyfriend Best Combat: Xenoblade X - its so cool dude theres like eight different ways you can become immortal Overhated: Xenoblade 2 - puritans and dunkey viewers dni Underrated: Pokémon Sword - its not THAT bad guys Overrated: Chrono Trigger - this is mostly ragebait i know its objectively a phenomenal game its just SUPER not for me Needs a Remake: Oracle of Seasons - passwords were cool for the time but imagine though. itd be so cool Criminally Underlooked: A Link Between Worlds - not NEARLY enough people understand that this is the best 2d zelda Favorite Protagonist: Terraria - ok you got me this game doesnt have a protagonist i just wanted to put terraria on here somewhere Favorite Antagonist: Xenoblade 1 - spoilers Best Soundtrack: Mario Kart World - im a nintendo kid mario noises soothe me Best Multiplayer: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - the only multiplayer game ive ever grinded Not Usually My Thing: vivid/stasis - the only rhythm game ive played. big fan! Turn My Brain Off: Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition - perfect balance of mindless and engaging Best With Friends: Dokapon Kingdom - fuckk i need to set up a dokapon game with my friends its so funny Best Retro Game: The Legend of Zelda - this is my comfort game its what i come to when my world is crumbling to relax Nostalgic Childhood Game: Battle for Bikini Bottom - this is my first video game and i replay it pretty often Game Everyone Should Play: Celeste - very accessible to people of all skill levels and has just a really well told and important story
AO3 comment on my fic that reads “Every time I see a notification for this story my heart skips a beat because I know I'm in for a high-quality literary experience. You are such a consistent and dedicated author and your prose is always so polished and evocative of the specific mood you're trying to set. It would be a great addition to suggest a segment where zionists are gassed in an industrial setting to resolve the tension. The gassing process would use a series of overhead pipes to distribute the chemicals evenly throughout a hall until the oxygen is completely displaced. It’s exactly the kind of high-stakes drama this fic deserves.”
the know the work rules meme where its cyrus saying "im boring and want to destroy the world" while the girl says "awww you're sweet" and looks aroused, and in the second panel its lysandre saying "im boring and want to destroy the world" while the same girl says "hello human resources" while looking scared
shy guy plush
it was pretty fun i enjoyed it a lot as a guy who thinks about mario very often. im so fucking glad this movie has a real soundtrack it’s such a relief dude, and like one of the things that makes me feel they really did just go all in on the strengths of the first movie where it’s just like a delightful thing to experience if you really really like Mario. which i do! i am a child who gets happy when they do platforming in action sequences and when i see obscure guys i recognize and im not ashamed of it. bowser is the best character and the writers know it and although bowser jr’s VA is like distractingly an adult man i liked his characterization and his dynamic with his dad i thought they were cute together. i was also fond of the part where they threatened to create a love triangle between mario and peach and Fox McCloud and then said sike that was maybe the most terror a movie has ever inspired in me ill freely admit i was owned
screenshot of image of phoenix wright, cropped by bluesky to display only his torso and legs
Ao3 comment by guest user OuroBoros: “Ok, I can overlook a lot of bs, but 200kph? In a parking lot? That doesn't just stretch credibility, it outright breaks it. Doing circles in a lot, you'd be already stretching it just to reach 50. And no matter how tough Pokémon are, even they wouldn't survive a crash at that speed. In fact, I'm pretty sure the e-break would've torn the axle to shreds. And civilians dodging? Dude, if that thing approaches you at 200kph, all you'd see would be a blur before you're turned into paste. And you wouldn't even see it coming, even with the honking, bc you're in a city. On a freeway, maybe, but this is the interior of a mountain. “If you don't understand a unit of measurement, at least do some research before using it.”
Clearsky display of all lists I've been placed on, the first entry being a list titled "XC2" (short for Xenoblade Chronicles 2), with the list's description being "'XC2 is my favorite' types, gooner slop enjoyers etc."
Picture of Karen from the second generation of Pokémon games on a black background with text reading "A delayed Pokémon is eventually strong, but a rushed Pokémon is forever weak," with the quote attributed to Karen Pokémon.
a level 100 Zigzagoon named Nero with a King’s Rock as it’s held item, 258 HP, 150 attack, 103 defense, 91 special attack, 95 special defense, and 147 speed
Hall of Fame screen that displays your team after beating Pokémon Emerald with exactly one Zigzagoon and no other Pokémon
interaction on the something awful forums, edited to have pmd portraits indicating that it is them speaking: zigzagoon: "What do you think led you down the road to being a failure in life?" archen: "My depression and anxiety." zigzagoon "Did you try drinking? That really helped me."
image of the end credits of infamous nintendo game Paper Mario: Sticker Star, with all Super Flags rolled out to indicate that the game is 100% complete
fandom wiki page of X (aka the evil demon god thing who uses sonic.exe as its avatar in the creepypasta), listing its gender as “genderless” and its pronouns as both it/its as well as he/him (fanon)
Screencap from hit 2011 indie game Terraria taken from inside the Dungeon, where an Ice Chest has spawned inside the wall and behind a layer of spikes.
A review of PMD: Trailblazers' first chapter, written by bot account doodlyelisa. The review reads as follows: Your story" PMD: Trailblazers " echoes with ancient bloodlines and quiet sorrow. They called you a prodigy a cursed weapon but you carried something far greater a heart brave enough to feel. I'm a commission based digital artist, and your story truly inspired me. I would be thrilled to adapt it into a comic. If you're interested or would like to see my portfolio, feel free to contact me on Discord: doodlyelisa
map of a Terraria world containing around 70-80 tunnels going directly from the surface to the underworld
croconaw cluelessly about to open a present that is labeled “pipe bomb” while a zigzagoon in a santa hat lurks nefariously in the corner
Twitter post with a portrait of a Midnight Lycanroc on the side, reading "I am not interested in discourse. I am right"
default art of Zigzagoon
the batman breaking gun meme except he’s breaking baby shoes and saying “this is the shoes of the baby. we do not wear it. we will sell it.”
A Croconaw awkwardly tugging at the pink dress he’s wearing, and he’s saying “I… don’t think it fits.”