Nate from Maine

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Gemini (answering the question "how many p's are in the word Google" "there are 2 "p"s in the word Google. G-O-O-G-L-E Wait, let's look at the letters carefully ... There are actually 0 "p"s in Google! It's a classic trick question made famous by a few AI glitches over the years."
I followed up and asked where the letter "p" occurred in the word "google". Gemini said there were none and that there were zero. I asked why it thought there were 2 previously. It stated that it confused the word Google with the parent company Alphabet which clearly contains two Ps as it is mistakenly called "Alphabetpos" or "Alphapet" and then corrected itself again to say there was only one "p" in Alphabet.
Screenshot from the TV Show "The Prisoner" with Patrick McGoohan's character, "Number 6" wearing a badge with the number 6 on it.
Far Side comic with a man in a fancy uniform sitting at a desk in an opulent office with a large portrait of himself on the wall. Two people in lab coats have just entered the room and one of them is saying: "Sorry, your Highness, but your're really not the dictator of Ithuvania, a small European republic. In fact, there is no Ithuvania. The hordes of admirers, the military parades, this office -- we faked it all as an experiment in human psychology. In fact, your highness, your real name is Edward Belcher, you're from Long Island, New York, and it's time to go home, Eddie."
Screenshot of Phil Collins of the band Genesis singing "Jesus he Knows Me" from the music video, wearing an orange-yellow suit with a smarmy televangelist hairdo.
ABC News story about a beached whale being euthanized but with a photo of Donald Trump.
Merry and Pippin second breakfast meme Caption "we've had two winters, yes, but what about third winter?"
Comic from Pizza Cake Panel 1: Today we're going to learn about insurance! Panel 2: Hey, insurance, I am injured and need some of that money I gave you in case I get injured. Panel 3: Person in top hat in front of bags of money: "No" Panel 4: And that's how insurance works!
National Park Service sign with a man being thrown by a bison with the caption "Don't Pet The Fluffy Cows", "Think Safety, Act Safely" and "National Park Service"
In Sickbay of Voyager: EMH: Computer! Seal the sickbay doors. EMH: That should buy me at least 25 minutes, long enough for security to get here. Muffled voice through door: This is the LockPickingLawyer and what I have for you today is a Starfleet issue Model 9 cabin door that's found primarily on the new Intrepid-class ships... EMH [quietly]: oh, fuck me
Post from Janel Comeau Companies: we are committed to working towards a greener future Also companies: hi I know your entire job can be done from your couch but we really need you to go back to idling in traffic 10 times per week because Brian needs to time your bathroom breaks to feel alive
Adam Ellis comic. Guy in a red cap taking to a gay guy wearing an LGB without T shirt and holding a rainbow "Gays Against Drag Queens" sign. Cap Guy: we did it! We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! Thanks for your help! Gay Guy: happy to be of service! So who are we going after next. CG: [stares at GG with a slight smile] GG: I said who's next? CG: [same exact fixed stare] GG: who... Final panel: [CG continues his fixed stare at GG with the same exact smile]
Cartoon depicting a couple wearing "Trump" and "MAGA" clothing. Wife: "they cut our social security and Medicare! Trump's tariff have caused massive inflation! Remember when we were upset about the price of eggs?" Husband: "it's getting more and more expensive to own the libs"
Excerpt of part of a post from Twitter/X user "iamragesparkle" from July 8, 2020 saying "And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down."
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer meme. Caption: deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.
Image captioned "It's time to bring my holiday meme back" Picture is of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer with text reading "deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable"
Joke meme. A group of people in white lab coats looking at a screen with a caption that reads: Hallmark Researchers Say They Are Close to Developing a Second Movie Plot.
Image of post from an unknown social media from a user called niniandthebrain that reads: Young lady, after these cabinet appointments, don't you dare suffer from imposter syndrome.
Image showing the "thumbnail" Fieryirie is looking to have me see is a "login to Instagram" link.
Image of all-white M&Ms with caption: Mars has relented and will now add an alpha male M&M. They're all-white, extra bitter, and will melt down when mixed with multi-colored M&Ms.