Neil

@neil.io

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AKA "neilio". Still living the life one surrealistic episode at a time.

A screenshot of a short poem written for the weary traveller: If the flight goes too long, or your baggage’s misplaced Or your angry drunk seat mate falls flat on their face When your dinner is Pepsi, crackers, and cheese And the seats for your slumber cuts off at your knees Recall what Bligh yelled as his crew raised a fuss: “Could be worse, you louts, we could be taking the bus.”
A screenshot of a Blue Sky conversation where two people talk about toilet paper, and a third talks about pooping.