Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · Jan 1 the other day I was looking at this newspaper when an older gentleman walked up next to me picked up a copy. I glanced over at his face, and it was none other than Jimmy Carter himself. We made eye contact, he winked at me and said "don't post about this or I'll kill you"
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thank you for risking your life to tell us this
Better watch your back
Bill Murray going hard these days
The smiling peanut claims another
gotta hate new york
dreaming of horses and dreaming of nuclear war
And yet here you are. I really hope you don't have a peanut allergy.
Carter was one of my favorite humans. I wish I had met him.
RIP. I'm sorry to hear about how you got disappeared.
Hopefully this means he'll make a cameo as the inspiration for the mask used in Austin Powers 4
pplease check on neil to see if hes okay. pplease anybody. this cant be it
how r u still posting????? r u posting in the afterlife?? what is the afterlife like??
Rest in peace
I don't believe you.
your days are numbered now
Hiding out where people would least expect him: Boston.
We think his ghost may still be astral projecting. Getting scans from the Carter Museum now to check against it. Good luck holding out.
you couldn't at least wait until after releasing your next album to post this??
blink twice if he's already there for you
rip neil
Fun fact, Mr. Peanut's ability to die, be reborn, and rapidly age into an adult was actually based off of none other than Former President Jimmy Carter!