Neil Hellegers

@neilhellegers.com

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Actor, Audiobook Narrator living in Brooklyn, NYC; buncha titles in LitRPG/LitFict/SciFi/Fan/Poetry; Stratfordian even without a SAQ https://linktr.ee/neilhellegers

Headline for New York Times article titled "Would You Let AI Michael Caine Read You the 'Odyssey'"?
Picture from Yahoo News article about the Knicks game that reads: "We know, at the end of the day, the game is not over at halftime, you know?" said Knicks forward Josh Hart. "You just want to continue to chip. You don't look at it when you're down 29 [as], 'We've got to win this game.' You look at it when you're down 29 [as], 'OK, let's get it to 20.' There's three minutes left in the third quarter, we're down 18, you're thinking, 'Let's get it to 10. And in the fourth quarter you're like, this is winning time. Anything can happen.
Video of man with glasses and a Grey beard walking through an empty public space with fountains and sculpture reciting Rage Against the Machine lyrics as if they are spoken by Cassius from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar
bearded, bespectacled man reciting the 3rd Amendment from an apartment stoop steps
A man in a green cap and tinted lenses stands in front of a desert landscape and gives the famous speech from Independence Day inspired by the famous speech from Shakespeare's Henry V
The movie poster for the movie Alien Vs. Predator, with images of a member of the Predator and Zenomorph (aka Alien) species, with the slogan "Whoever wins...we lose"
Some lines from Shakespeare that mention birthdays, on the occasion of William Shakespeare's birthday
Picture of Fred Armisen and Kristin Wiig as Garth and Kat on Saturday Night Live, a recurring bit where they improvise songs, trying to speak simultaneously as seen in the quoted post.
Movie poster for The Mummy, with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, pyramids, a biplane, people on horseback crossing the desert
Message from newest Signalgate, with Waltz referencing an earlier chat on the same non secure Signa app
A picture of an absolutely covered in mud black and white dog named Millie
Bearded man walking past a field with an old tree cut into pieces, while reciting a speech from Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act 3, Scene 1, in Original Pronunciation
Four panels from the Monorail Simpsons episode, wherein guest cameo Leonard Nemoy says "My job here is done." Barney then says "What are you talking about? You didn't do anything!" Nimoy says "Didn't I?" And then is beamed up a la Spock from Star Trek.
Truth Social statement from President Trump about the contentious Oval Office meeting with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, that originally asserts that Zelenskyy doesn't want, quote Peace. In this edited version, every instance of quote Peace is crossed out with quote Surrender instead included.
Truth Social statement from President Trump about the contentious Oval Office meeting with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, that originally asserts that Zelenskyy doesn't want, quote Peace. In this edited version, every instance of quote Peace is crossed out with quote Surrender instead included.
The video pans from raven to raven (fake) perched on a picnic table, and for each one the narrator says the word from the famous Edgar Allan Poe story The Raven, "nevermore" in different accents. However the last raven is holding a tiny Klingon bet'leth (curved metal weapon) so "nevermore" is in Klingon.
In a still from the show TWIN PEAKS, Agent Dale Cooper, holding a diner coffee cup, is saying "You know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee."
In a still from Twin Peaks, Agent Dale Cooper is giving Sheriff Harry Truman some advice
A 'marked safe' flag meme, that states that 'High End Steak House' have been marked safe from 'Toxically Aloof Thumbs Up'
Very border collie looking dog sitting on a snowy path in the woods
A man stands holding a sword by his side in front of a red and gold swirling gothic cityscape. It's the cover image for the audiobook SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields narrated by Tess Irondale and Neil Hellegers
Red Among Us character with Super Mushroom from Mario Bros games on its head
Image of Matt Gaetz as he withdraws his name for consideration for Attorney General
The cover for the audiobook SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields and narrated by Tess Irondale & Neil Hellegers. On it, a man stands silhouetted and holding a sword in front of a Gothic, magical cityscape, swirling with red and gold clouds.
A photo of a late-November snow, with a footbridge at the base of a rise of trees, all covered in snow