Neil P Bardhan

@neilpbardhan.bsky.social

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Breakfast Sandwiches guy

A hand holds up a zine, Killed by Junkshop Glam #1. The cover depicts an undead human excited to hold an album in a record store.
classic i can has cheezburger cat meme with the text "i can has code red air quality alert?"
Union Pacific steam locomotive Big Boy 4014 with a crowd of people
A chalkboard on a beach advertising beach chairs, umbrellas, mats, and bonfires
Square photo mostly of blue sky, some clouds, a long building, and several cars parked in several lanes
A tray at a drive-in restaurant with condiments, two hot dogs topped, chicken fingers, fries
Front cover of The Little Mermaid DVD
Half a rainbow arc among clouds with a Wawa store and gas station at one end
A man with a blue hat and blue sweatshirt feeds a small branch to a giraffe. The man smiles with glee.
Giant globe growth in some kind of pine tree along a path
Flyer for Single Woman Work in Progress A Work In Progress Show, yes it's a double WIP. Tues 4/7 Case Comedy, Upstairs at Abyssinia. 7:30 doors, 8 show. Remember the old Fiume? But also isn't doro wat with local comedy great? Singles get a special gift!
Kyle, a 30something Black man, holds a microphone in one hand while touching his other hand to his chest. He wears a blue longsleeve shirt and a multicolored scarf. Text reads Please donate to BSR this March
Concert poster for The Distortion of Memory The Fragility of Time The Complexity of Distance this weekend at Baltimore 2640 space and NYC Mise en Place
Bart Simpson writes 8 times on a chalkboard "I will not write grants the day of the deadline." He holds chalk in his lefthand, which is how I learn that according to a google AI result just now he's canonically left-handed, WHO KNEW? And he also holds a slingshot or is that in his back pocket?
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode title card format but it reads The Groupchat Discusses Eldercare
Sure Grandma meme. Over grandma it reads "adobe reader used to be free and it seemed like a mostly reasonable relationship our society had with a file format and a corporation. very few of us had to generate pdfs" and the young person says "sure grandma, let's get you to bed"
A layer of snow covers cars, sidewalk, and trees under a cloudy evening sky
Meme of Grandma with Walker saying "I remember when the 45 bus wasn't on detour... And it was called the 23" and the young woman says "sure Grandma lets get you to bed"
A 6-8' diameter disco ball looms over an audience seated in a darkened room. Performers are on stage in front of a projection
Is Your Child Talking about Tom Stoppard meme. Image shows a woman on a bench, head in hand, with all-caps text: TTYL - Thomas, type your lines BRB - Be, Rosencrantz, be WTF - Who's "Travesties" for? AFK - Assassins fucking kill STFU - "...Sith" though formally uncredited
A brown and white cow lying down in a pen
Red and orange concert lights at Madison Square Garden
You Boys Like Mexico meme from Super Troopers but it says "You boys like calendar event invites?"
Sickos comic with label "cheeses" above the "yes haha yes" and the label Kirby below the Sickos
A tiny bottle of orange sauce with a label reading Franks Red Hot Squeeze Creamy Buffat
A phone clock alarm system with a highlighted one at 12:55pm saying ask Kirby about book
Screenshot of rate dogs exchange from Twitter that ends in "they're good dogs Brent"
Wikipedia screenshot reading "member singing their own verse. It was played in outer space when NASA beamed it to the linking of Soviet cosmonauts and U S astronauts for the Apollo Soyuz Test Project. Billboard ranked it as the No 24 song of that year."
Screenshot of an Amazon Web Services email advertising an online event called Innovate: Migrate and Modernize
Misshapen lumps of pancake batter blobbing on the edge of a frying pan, just an absolute mess
A stencil painted sign that reads McKenzie Paving Is A Rip Off
Screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for the character Pete Campbell on Mad Men
Details about an annoying wedding including alleged community building breakout sessions for 202 guests, apparently some of whom are plant-based according to this New York Times piece
Packages of candy on a store shelf, including Mike and Ikes, Bananarama Runts, Skittles
A still from the classic film Super Troopers. A man with a bandana on his head and sunglasses on is in a driver's seat, speaking and turning his head. Text around him reads, "you boys like Microsoft teams?"
The words "please don't make me learn more software" crammed into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
Yoda from Star Wars holding a red book. Above him is red text saying "READ" and white text saying "and The Force is with you "
A New York Times connections board with the words Gary and Dell circled in light blue
Two men smile and look at a basement floor. One is dressed as Fred Flintstone. The other has bobbles on his head, and a white t-shirt that reads "I heart Toxic Waste." A donut dangles on a string from the ceiling.