ween sphinx

@nenewhips.online

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im an insufferable faggot and im making it YOUR problem!!!

Megumi and Yuji from Jujutsu Kaisen wearing outfits that look like Sasuke and Naruto
picture of the (defunct?) chicken slammer combo at TGI Friday's
AP headline which reads 58 million pounds of corn dogs and sausage-on-a-stick products recalled because wood pieces may be inside
picture of a scoreboard for the procore golf championship. two of the names are B. GRIFFIN and L. GRIFFIN
the brand of sacrifice from the anime, Berzerk
extreme closeup of an estradiol pill
two coffees from Dutch Bros. One on the left is named double torture one on the right is named 9-1-1.
3 queers masked up & wearing novelty t-shirts left: a parody of the playstation logo but the text says "Transgender" purchased from @spacethey.gay middle: a People's Joker shirt that says "I watched The People's Joker and Now I'm Trans" right: a buff anime girl with a small head and pigtails <artist unknown>
it is a picture of me! I have a streak of my hair dyed pink and I am wearing a green button-up shirt with an orange collar. it is, admittedly, similar to the color scheme of cosmo and wanda from the cartoon, fairly odd parents.
12" Chipper Rental photo of a wood chipper
mural on the side of a liquor store in los angeles. it features Winnie The Pooh holding a gun, the minions from Dispicable Me, Sans the skeleton from Undertale and Albert Einstein
screenahot from my "Days Since" app keeping track of how long it has been since someone said I look like Weird Al Yankovich my most recent, and longest, streak was 331 days
it's me. I am wearing a clip-on cat ear and a dangle earring shaped like the staff from card captor sakura. there is a mostly-healthy houseplant behind me and a crudely printed out and cut sign which reads, "homosexual."
it is a picture of me, the poster, wearing clip-on cat ears
crudely drawn sexy cat girl speech bubbles say, I'm a VERY VERY bad kitty. I bite and scratch and claw. meow. I can't be trained
it's me. wearing a strappy dress and glammy makeup. I have a giant tea bag fastened to me. what kind of tea is it? cunt. cunt tea.
Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions is classified as Woke because it Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Uses body type in place of biological sex during character creation. Pronoun selection including an option for they/them.
two simpson's FBI agents top text: I miss my mom bottom text: I miss frotting a puppy girl this is a riff on a throwaway joke from a teen girl squad episode which is a spin off microseries from strong bad emails which is a side series from home star runner dot com I am well adjusted and fine and normal
video about what morons who buy cybertrucks have to do if their car gets scratched. shared for No Particular Reason.
sticker which reads, "load runner"
California vanity license plate that reads: GIRLIDK
bridge of my frankencaster lipstick in the neck pickup slot single coils in the middle and bridge pickups
crayon illustration of a clock text beneath reads, "I think I found the best time to start riving the life you want! It's right now btw."
Aphrodite Urania
The "I guess I'll die" meme guy making a worried expression
me and my partner in front of a uhaul looking goofy and butch
a clock but instead of numbers, it is the steps to draw The Cool S
me & my boo Chantal at tha club looking goth
me wearing a blue longsleeve and some orange-brown high waisted pants. I'm looking sultrily into the cameea
Sarah @sibwow.bsky.social • 23s Sucking her cock with a mouth full of pop rocks charloh! from online (it/its) ... • 18s it has Awakened do not fear please provide the Requested Ingredience reskeeted post: Chimera Extraordinaire This is surely a cryptid of some kind [picture of a fucking weird very yonic looking plant]
Amy Winehouse holding a copy of Donkey Konga for Nintendo Gamecube along with a signed bongo controller peripheral
today is december 19th
the silhouette of a fetus surrounded by roman numerals spiraling in like a clock
it's me! My hair is clip back in tied up in a little topknot situation. This is right after I put my makeup on.
smiling little emoji goblin man, holding a sign that says thank you. Above him is some text with an arrow pointing down that says please place urine sample here
it's me! Neutral pose with my hands out to my side for reference
it's me! i'm standing with my shirt, pulled up a little bit to show the Band-Aid covering where I shot myself up with estrogen!!
a shotglass with pepto bismol and jagermeister in it
edit of the scene from pulp fiction where Samuel L. Jackson says "say what again motherfucker I double dog dare you," except it's my head on top of his head. Below it is captioned with say I look like Weird Al again!
screencap from Lost In Translation
it's me! I'm sitting in fromt of my birthday pancake (it was so good).
it's me! I'm wearing a shirt dress covered in roses & pentagrama
panel from Princess Knight with a pirate character saying "I don't care what you are. Just remember this – I will kill Duke Duralumin, and I'll have you."
A skeleton in baggy jeans, pointing a gun at the camera Text: can U talk to me in a stupid voice, and then kiss me on the head
an email from my co-worker that reads: Hi Rene! Your instructional video kind of made my day -- just really made me happy. Thanks for sending it along. I will do my best! Have a great weekend!
manga panel. a silhouetted male form against a castle background. in a dialogue bubble: I want to put on a pretty dress, go to town and dance with everyone. If I dressed up, I'd look as pretty as any of them. Princess Knight - Osamu Tezuka (1963)
the hot stock photo twink standing inside one of those file cabinet or shelf things that have the wheel on the side so you can move them around - I'm sorry I don't know how to describe this better
extremely hot stock photo twink with transparent glasses
mushroom & lentil "fajita" tacos with vegan "sour cream" & avocado hot sauce
my coffee receipt w my name spelled R E N N E
an ad for dungeon hunter vi or whatever the fuck thats a picture of a very large boobed individual in a very tight dress with their feet right up close to the "camera"
Baldur's Gate 3 screen shot where an object titled "Hole" is highlighted
7 Progress Pride flags arranged in the Loss pattern on the back of a street sign
A collection of "straight pride" flag stickers. car keys for scale.
7 progress flags on a street sign in a familiar pattern. I'm at a Loss as to what it is though.
A 3-D rendering of Sonic The Hedgehog, shaking hands with Nicki Minaj underneath there is text that says T4T
it's me!
its me! I'm sitting in my car. My hair is down and very poofy. I'm wearing a black and white horizontal striped sweater.