should've been a cat

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Hamish the orange and white cat with a pitiful look on his face
Hamish sitting on his little kitty butt on the couch, looking like a threadbare scrungly Muppet having an existential crisis
Hamish resting his little kittycat chin on my open notebook
Hamish, an orange and white cat, sitting dopily and looking sad and lost
A tortie kitty sniffing my hand
About 1.5 cups of wild blackberries in a glass measuring cup
POV you're being glared at by Hamish who's an orange and white cat and a big baby. He's sitting with his back towards me and looking back
Hamish the orange and white cat sitting in an odd contorted way on the bed.
Close-up of a cherry tomato plant in a pot, with one perfect bright red tomato on a ripening cluster front and centre.
A rough black and white drawing of a dinner in progress in a fancy dining hall. In the background, a sailor carrying a crate under their arm kicks the door in with a large shouty speech bubble reading "WHO WANTS SALTED MEATS?"
POV: Hamish, an orange and white cat, standing on you in bed and staring at you earnestly with big boba eyes.
Hamish, an orange and white cat, staring with a Very Concerned face and giant baby eyes. One ear is cocked in a different direction.
A small balcony, about 3' by 6', with plants in 14 garden pots of various sizes between 7" to 16" wide arranged around the sides.
An orange and white cat with a very baby face looking unsure of himself.
Fitting room mirror photo of a pair of men's denim shorts, slim, knee length, salmon colour with little lobsters printed in black on it.
Hamish the orange and white cat looking VERY INTERESTED and also like a cartoon kitten with giant cartoon eyes and not at all like an old man
Hamish the orange and white cat sleeping on his side on the carpet. He is plump and golden brown and looks exactly like a potsticker
Screenshot of Takeshita and Okada in the ring at AEW Dynasty. Behind them in the audience, a fan holds up a cute sign that says "KISS!"
An orange and white cat lying on a couch. He is fluffy.
Orange and white cat with big ears and huge cartoonish eyes looking very earnest
A close-up of Hamish the orange and white cat with huge cartoon eyes yelling
Very soft Hamish cat standing on a blanket looking away. He looks like he's made of felt
Hamish the orange and white cat sleeping with his face smooshed into his tail
My cat Hamish holding one of his back legs with both of his front paws
Screenshot of Sami Zayn's debut episode on NXT where Antonio Cesaro (Claudio Castagnoli) is holding him down on the mat by lacing their fingers together and pressing his hands down. Making out would be the next logical action in this pose.
My hand stuck on his belly lest the adorable little bastard cat sleeping with curled feets wakes up
Hamish the orange and white cat curled up so he looks exactly like a perfectly baked dinner roll sleeping with one paw covering his eyes
A kittycat with a WIDE STANCE and a very nosy face
A comment under a YouTube video of a wrestling match, reading: "Generico is just such a bouncy boy. Castagnoli is having none of this golden retriever nonsense and is very patiently but grumpily teaching him "stay"."
Nathan Hobbs replying on Facebook: "He's LITERALLY wearing a Brown Shirt and attacking someone because they won't support his political views."
Cat lying on an antique-style rug with a wistful look in his eyes like he's pining for his lover to come back from the war whilst dying of consumption
Hamish the orange and white cat looking scruffy, curled up sleeping in a very cute soft ball with his little arms tucked in
My cat lying with his little leggies sticking out looking like a fried shrimp
Putting my index finger on my cat's little forehead between his eyebrows. He's lying on his back and has cute curly hands.
Hamish the soft baby man cat holding my hand in place with his paw
Hamish the orange and white cat with his cheek pressed against my hand
Hamish the orange and white cat sleeping under a blanket like a little boy
Hamish, an orange cat, is peeking at me from behind a pile of blankets. Only his head is visible. He looks sus
This orange and white cat, man. He has a baby face with giant anime eyes
Orange cat sprawled down my legs on the couch