Felipe Proto

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Data engineer and analyst by trade, programmer by hobby. Bad MtG player. Langs: 🇺🇸 🇧🇷 🇪🇸 He/Him

Picture of an empty office chair in front of a microfone, Cimo's usual setup, missing the most important element:him
A picture of Glottis from Grim Fandango
Jackie Chan with a superimposed text saying "literally all of them"
A proggress bar showing that 2026 is only 4.55% complete
A burnt resistor with the caption "i couldn't resist"
A screenshot of the installation page for the Google Chrome Extension "SSH for Google Cloud Platform" with the error "This extension is no longer available because it doesn't follow best practices for Chrome extensions."
Um pacote de queijo Monterey Jack
The following text, in the style of an Evangelion opening card: Dissecant gel silica Throw away episode:26 do not eat
Quadrinhos da Turma da Mônica Quadrinho 1: um cofre abre lentamente, enquanto o batmenino sofre com uma capa destruida Quadrinho 2: o batmenino sai do cofre, com cara de bravo, enquanto digita num telefone Quadrinho 3: batmenino, ao telefone "Alô! Alfretiti! Cadê minha capa de aço plotelola?" Quadrinho 4: Alfretiti, no telefone "Está na lavanderia, junto com a batcuequinha, patrão"
Many Elizabeths in the ending of Bioshock Infinite
Uma lata de "diabo verde", um termogenico com mesmo nome de desentupidor de pia
The beginning of a paragraph in Gavin Verhey's "Introducing Commander Brackets Beta" which starts with "NUMBER ONE!"
Printscreen of a decks where you have to manually type out every card name
A row of books. The spines read "common sense", "the federalist papers", "constitution of the united states", "the gettysburg address", "selected works by Frederick Douglass" and "Selected presidential speeches "
Durante o que muita gente achou que seria o fim do mundo, você decidiu assumir o que você é. Enquanto as pessoas tentavam resgatar os restos de um mundo que eles não tinham mais, você estava colocando tijolos pra outras pessoas como você terem escada. Você fez da tua voz a voz de muitos. Você fez do teu trabalho o caminho de muitos. E é normal, mesmo depois de ter prevalecido em coisas enormes, você se sentir pequena diante de desafios. É normal estar cansada, é normal sofrer. Todo mundo passa por problemas. Mas você tem algo que muita gente não tem. Você é maior do que isso, e vai vencer o que te dá esse nó na garganta. Vai melhorar, e em grande parte, por que você está aqui.
A bowl of Okawa - a Japanese dish made with rice, chicken, carrots and gobo roots
Mesmeric Fiend {1}{B} Creature — Nightmare Horror When Mesmeric Fiend enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner’s hand. 1/1
Izawa Sezaru Unique ● Fire ● Phoenix Clan ● Shugenja ● Void Sezaru's Gold Cost will not be reduced. Before bowing Sezaru to pay the cost of a Spell's action: You may bow that Spell to pay the cost instead. The top card of all Fate decks is face-up. Once per turn, you may play the top card of your Fate deck as if it were in your hand. Battle/Open: Even if Sezaru is bowed: Straighten all your Shugenja.
Post de Facebook de 14 de Dezembro de 2017 que diz "continuamos nossa marcha inexorável em destino a um futuro cyberpunk"
Valor {3}{W} Creature — Incarnation First strike As long as Valor is in your graveyard and you control a Plains, creatures you control have first strike. “The cracks widened, the shell crumbled, and Valor spread throughout the land.” —Scroll of Beginnings 2/2 Illustrated by Kev Walker
Imagem dos componentes do jogo de tabuleiro "Dungeon Lords", onde você tem que construir a sua masmorra, contratar monstros, pagar o salário deles, instalar armadilhas e vencer heróis
Printscreen of Steam mobile cart, showing "Master Spu Deluxe Edition" where it should be "Disavowed"
A cross-sectioned hotdog, wrapped in cheese and pressed. A side of Thin fries is also on the plate
Old Brazilian outlet, yellow with two plugs
Imagem da carta de Magic the Gathering "Oblação"
A picture of all parts of Pikachu V-Union combined, showcasing 27 Pikachu
Agatha's Soul Cauldron {2} Legendary Artifact You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate abilities of creatures you control. Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Agatha’s Soul Cauldron. {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. When a creature card is exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Machine God's Effigy {4} Artifact You may have Machine God’s Effigy enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it’s an artifact and it has “{T}: Add {U}.” (It’s not a creature.) {T}: Add {U}.
A collection of 51 Geloucos, a plastic toy distributed by Coca-cola in the 90's
Pipe dream running on Emustation on Steam deck.