NerdyKris

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Skeletor emoting while shouting "oh you pathetic paik of pitiful miscreants!"
It's the Broad City episode with Hillary Clinton. Ilana and Abby are leaning on Hillary Clinton's shoulder saying "this feels just right"
Eggs Benedict (with salmon and avocado) and potatoes on a porch overlooking a pond.
An animated gif of the Seven Days of Fire flashback from Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, showing five god soldiers towering over the burning ruins of a city.
Lincoln's ghost from Venture Bros.
Delicious buffalo chicken Mac and cheese.
Cheese, jalapeno, chicken, and noodles on a counter.
Vanilla Ice in a black jacket and white button up standing behind Michaelangelo in The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze.
Your Results 83% Woke 17% Chud 44% Techbro 56% Neo-Luddite 70% Hopepilled 30% Doomer 78% Davos 22% Dubai Your Closest Match: Pope Leo XIV Pope Leo XIV Head of the Catholic Church (2025-present)
A sleepy orange kitty on a short cat condo.
scene from Austin Powers 2 where he declares "I've lost my mojo"
The printer scene from Office Space
The announcement trailer for the Elder Scrolls VI
A Simpsons screen grab of Homer asking "where's my parade?"
An ad on Reddit declaring "no one tells Skeletor what to do."
A breakfast burrito with a side of the leftover potatoes.
A picture of the band "Arrested Development"
Orange kitty in a sunbeam on a blue bench.
A Futurama gif showing Dr. Zoidberg stating "My doctorate is in art history"
A tray of gnocchi, sausage, mushrooms, zucchini, and tomatoes on a stove.
A headshot of Scorpius from Farscape.
A small Russian desert tortoise getting a hug from a plastic Pokemon figure.
A fire truck spraying all its water out into the pond.
Shrimp and sausage Alfredo.
An entire stick of butter melting in a pan, next to it is shrimp and sausage, and a pot of pasta.
Two full beds in a hotel room for one
Five catnip mice toys carefully lined up by my cats.
a screenshot of a reply by the same person saying: "Having a good political discussion is worthwhile, but seldom possible. On X people insult and curse you. Here, people just don't respond, and they block you."
Simpsons screen grab of Burns asking Smithers why he didn't tell him about the market crash, and Smithers replying "Um Well, sir, it happened 25 years before I was born."
An orange cat sticking her head out of a wooden kitty house
An adorable orange kitty in a little kitty house, refusing to get up.
Steak in a pan with garlic and butter in it
Two orange cats lounging on the couch, staring at the camera. One on top and one on the cushion.
A video of an orange cat walking into the room to use the litter box. She notices the camera moving and investigates.
Dear Ilhan Omar, I spoke with Poison Control. Their instructions were very clear and you didn’t follow any of them They said If you are sprayed with an unknown substance: • Get to fresh air immediately • Do not touch your face • Remove contaminated clothing • Rinse skin and eyes with running water for 15 minutes • Wash with soap and water • Seek medical attention right away • Call Poison Control for guidance: 1-800-222-1222 You didn’t do anything on this list because it was staged.
Almost two feet of snow on my back porch.
An omelette and potatoes on a plate with coffee in a Nuka-Cola mug, looking out at a snow covered porch and pond.
Gyoza filling in a bowl. Sausage, cabbage, green onions, and garlic.
A breakfast sandwich, coffee, and laptop on a table overlooking a snow covered porch and pond.
Scallops and Chorizo over pasta
A tray of buffalo chicken Mac and cheese.
A series of stills showing Black Panther and Fantastic Four characters, including Namor and Namorita.
Two shots of James Marsden dressed as Cyclops in his 1990's Jim Lee era costume. The first has his eyes closed without his visor, the second he's kneeling while letting loose the full power of his optic blast.
A delicious homemade buffalo chicken pizza.
Spanish rice and beans in a pot on a stove.
It's the Terminator 2 atomic bomb scene.
Simpsons screengrab of Marge saying "Can't I just bet that all the players will have a fun time?"
The 30 Rock threesome joke with Liz Lemon, James Franco, and an anime body pillow.
Two ginger cats side by side plotting against me.
A bin of e-waste to be recycled, containing many OWL conference cameras.
A ginger cat in a sunbeam on a blue kitchen table bench covered in her fur.
A Bumble profile that says: Hate whales. Love guns. Love the Bruins. No games please. No liberals. Not interested if you're vaxxed. Like to cook. Nothing casual. Not a bot/fed. *my friends made my profile* I wear wigs so my hair is always different
Alternate version of Doof Warior without a mask, eyeless and with crooked teeth.
It's Goku, who suffered a head injury upon arriving on Earth and lost his memories, notably that he was supposed to take over the planet, and became a good person instead.
High Evolutionary: A populace unable to think what hasn't yet been thought will die on the vine.