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It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Háček gang

A newly hatched Eliska. She's got her eyelash extensions and she's got a hopeful expression. The picture is of her face but you can see her dress color, it's a muted green. She has a satin bandana wrapped around her head, same color. the knot it as the top of her head. She's wearing glasses

Screenshot of spotify. The song being shown is Strut by Steven Seagal

Screen shot of the "Return 2 Games" splash page when first starting up the indie game "Book of Demons." It depicts 7 pedestals with an open book on one titled "Book of Demons." There's another pedestal with a transparent book that's closed. The rest of the pedestals are empty.

Supergirl poster

two brides in full white wedding dresses, standing behind their wedding decorations, peeking out from behind, being cheeky.

Screenshot of a headline from Reddit that reads "Kesha reflects on her unusual hobby of collecting teeth"

A screenshot of the KUVO Jazz website showing information on their Sunday music block where they feature a lot of great hispanic artists from Colorado, Texas, New Mexico, and Mexico. They really LOVE Linda Ronstadt and play her multiple times during the 6 hour block.

Country artist Gary Morris on his Faded Blue Album. He's looking straight into the camera. he is one hairy motherfucker. The lighting isn't helping, it's very dark.

Eliska is dolled up with a LEGO flower crown, she's holding a lego bouquet. She's hiding behind a swath of white tulle extending out from a beautiful collection of flowers in Trans colors, they're attached to an arch.

8 dudes dressed up as cholo clowns, faces pained, wearing texas based sports gear.

Matthew vines, he looks like a scrawny white pipsqueak.

A photoshopped album cover with the head of Geddy Lee from Rush. There's a plate of spaghetti behind him and it says bRUSHetta
spaGEDDY LEEnguine - Carb Load

Dude where is my car?

Picture is black and white and it's Eddie Money, body facing to the side wearing a crisp suit, while he's turned looking at the camera with a cigarette in his hand, holding it about 6 inches from his face.

Eliska, dressed like a spider with 8 arms and 8 eyes, being warded off by a brown haired girl hobbit holding the phial of galadriel.

Little Gabby, standing at Torchy's waiting for chips. Gabby is a black mouth cur, she's looking at the camera and it looks like she's smiling! Her coat is brown but her face fur is black. She is cute.

A hand is holding a pack of crackers along with another cracker. It's a multi seed flat cracker that looks like a playing card.

Screenshot of the playlist for un upcoming duet album featuring Dan Seals who has been dead for almost 20 years.... seems like a cash grab.

Picture of the Scandal album "The Warrior" It depicts patty smyth looking all punkish with a ghostly mirror of herself next to her.

A Facebook post from P Terry's that says: "We have BIG news to share.

Starting today, P. Terry's is becoming employee-owned through an Employee Ownership Trust (EOT).

Patrick and Kathy Terry aren't going anywhere. This step helps ensure that the values they've built P. Terry's on, including taking care of people, serving quality food, and supporting our communities, continue for generations to come.

We're also excited to introduce a new profit-sharing program for employees with at least two years of tenure. Beginning this year, 5% of operating income will be distributed among eligible employees, with plans to increase that amount to as much as 20% over time.

From the beginning, we believed that taking care of people and building a great business weren’t competing ideas. This transition is the most honest expression of that belief we’ve ever made.

P. Terry’s has always belonged to the people who show up every day.

Now, it’s official. "

Picture is of the Genesis cover for Ms. Pac-Man. She's looking so cute with her big red bow on her head, eyelashes and eye shadow and cut red boots. She's also wearing red gloves and waving in the air. Ms. Pac-Man is an anthropomorphic yellow sphere.

Picture of one of the ICP guys from the video where he asks how magnets work.

A screenshot of the filmography of David Klein.

Screenshot of a Reddit post that says "Denver Psychic Fair: Searching for a psychic who was there in 2000-2001"

A screenshot of the KUVO Jazz website showing information on their Sunday music block where they feature a lot of great hispanic artists from Colorado, Texas, New Mexico, and Mexico. They really LOVE Linda Ronstadt and play her multiple times during the 6 hour block.

Picture of Bodacious the bull standing proud and looking at the camera. He's tan/yellow with horns that turn downwards.

Picture of a desk, the desk is a light lacquered hardwood. On it sits a mouse, keyboard, 9 harmonica boxes in a line and 2 copies of Deja Vu.

screenshot of the nicole kidman AMC ad. She's sitting in the theatre looking up at the screen, shes wearing a sparkly pinstripe blue suit.

cast photo from the film "Black Dog" starring Patrick Swayze, Randy Travis, and Meat Loaf.

Dog is gae

A side by side picture, on the left side is a woman in a cute outfit, on the right side, the outfit is laid out on the bed.

A screenshot of the Wizards of the Coast Secret Lair website front page, advertising Mark Rosewater's stupid, non-mtg, related card game called "Mood Swings."

An ornament depicting convicted animal abuser Michael Vick in his Atlanta Falcons uniform. It hangs from a well lit Christmas tree.

picture of a spanish bullfighter getting a horn, from a bull, straight up the rectum.

Screenshot from Spotify showing the song Bop by Dan Seals.

A screenshot of a game on Steam called Mr. Farmboy. It's made with pixel graphics and is cute.

A screenshot of the KUVO Jazz website showing information on their Sunday music block where they feature a lot of great hispanic artists from Colorado, Texas, New Mexico, and Mexico. They really LOVE Linda Ronstadt and play her multiple times during the 6 hour block.

screenshot of a musician on spotify called Larry Pancake.

A screen shot of the newest JerryRig Everything video and it's titled "We have a secret" He's in the parking lot of his wheelchair factory with his wife and the factory is in the background. They're looking at the camera like they're fixing to make a big announcement.

Picture of the Pioneer neon sign cowboy in downtown Vegas.

Picture of the Iron Maiden pinball machine, it's all lit up

Picture of a tunnel at the Bellagio for private transportation, it kinda looks what one would imagine the tomb of Jesus would look like.

A man is holding a little saw trap that he plans to put in a Saw themed pinball machine. It's rusty and bloody.

A screen grab from the Coney Island Bing Bong video where the interviewer asks "What do you want to tell Joe Biden(Byron) right now?" and the guy being interviewed says in a slurred voice: "Wassup baby? Take me out to dinner."

Screenshot of a tatted man named Rag'n'Bone Man

Screenshot of the thumbnail for the most recent Track Star youtube video, it says "Testing Bruce Hornsby's Music Knowledge"

Picture of the Weinerschnitzel owned Hamburger Stand restaurant.

It's a dq sign and it says "Try our A1 burger" but it's clearly an I and not a 1

The android girl from Alien Earth tv show is remembering how she used to watch Ice Age with her brother and there's a ghostly visage of Sid from Ice Age floating beside her.

screenshot of some twit saying Stacy Cay is a breath of fresh air when it comes to far-left trans activism.....

screenshot of text that says: Described as narcissistic, War Emblem was a temperamental horse who did not like people nor other horses: Bob Baffert nicknamed the colt 'Hannibal Lecter' for his habit of biting.

screenshot of wikipedia cropped to show the Thoroughbred horse, War Emblem (winner of the 2002 Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes) died in March of 2020.