Nesbutt

@nesbutt.bsky.social

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Free Palestine 🍉 Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️ My name is Nesbitt, but Neb is fine. Stay-At-Home Dad to a rapidly expanding toddler. I COYS, but I COYS against my better judgement 🐓⚽️ (He/They/Just Don’t Call Me Late To Dinner)

South Carolina Mentioned anime meme, featuring hurricanes bojangles low riders usc etc
A popup excitedly announcing AI Avatars for Riverside. Creating videos without you even being in the fucking video.
A picture of 4 cute kettles and a separate post underneath saying “think we should all do a quadruple madness today”
Animated little kid Alvin Ailey. He’s a cute little black boy with a goatee for some reason. Incredible.
A clockwork orange pausa, featuring an orange gatorade
Triple exposure! Too many Nebs!
An Olan Mills style double exposure photo of a white guy looking very happy next to himself looking traumatized.
One of those cheesy Olan Mills style portraits where there's a subject at midrange and then their head all blown up looking goofy in a double exposure.
A carton of Good Belly probiotic with the England Argentina game in the background
A white phone charger tangled up in the shape of a ninja turtle head
Simple labels on Gizmo Brew Works beers. They are clean and no nonsense.
A bunch of people celebrating Djed Spence
Dom Solanke with an avengers tat
Mathys Tel wearing some kinda weird backpack while giving two thumbs up.
Archie Gray shirtless getting prodded by medical. His hair looks amazing. A curly mullet Ange Postecoglou would've loved to have.
Vitalus Benevent from Plague Tale Innocence. He's essentially the Rat Pope. Looks like the Pope surrounded by rats all the way up to his shoulders.
The frenchest blob of people at the world cup
A raging stream going through a neighborhood
Big style flash flooding down an alley behind my house
Trying to sing about the flash flood but my lens fogged up
A lil song about the flash flooding
Leo Messi in a tan jacket against a blue wall
2 children playing a weird mortal kombat 2 machine, it’s bizarre
A still image from a dish network commercial. A white man in a white void. The comment below reads “I miss when commercials about tech things were in a white abyss.”
A Strogg from Quake looking spooky. A cyborg thing with all kinds of electric shit on it.
All of Mexicos players in a big Cronenbergian pile after scoring against Ecuador
The football leaving casemiro
The flashdance poster with "Pausa de Hidratacion"
Fabio Cannavaro gives the evilest eye to the fourth official
Pape Thiaw looking like a secret agent in a black turtleneck and grey suit.
A cool path in Canmore Alberta. The colors and everything oh my god. Mountains, trees, christ.
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point guy
"SPONGEBOB IS PROUD TO BE BOSNIAN SHARE IF YOU ARE A TRUE" With spongebob drawn in bosnian clothing over a town in bosnia
Ivey @1mYourG1rl what that song that goes huHheoweHhuHheowUhHuhWeHu hwehuhHuh
CARTILAGE FREE CAPTAIN nareshs 8 hours ago What Van Hecke needs to do to come inside that list? elwab_the_2nd 4 hours ago + In reply to nareshs Bit ropey in the first game though.
"But when being president I rediscovered my love for making poison swamps. I know how people feel about them, but you know, suddenly I realise I'm in the middle of making one and I just can't help myself. It just happens."
A long Armco barrier around a racetrack
A poll on youtube: Woźniakowski 1 day ago do you think Shrek 5 is gonna have an award winning panic attack scene? • ye no 506 votes
A high contrast photo of an elote pizza
Google results from searching “Lincoln” Reddit • r/MandelaEffect 40+ comments • 9 years ago Does anyone remember it to be Abraham Lincon, not Lincoln Lincoln is the latin phrase "Lindo Colonia" (lake colony) turned into an english town name, turned into a last name. The silent L is the L from ...
dalishpariah we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck mintzy I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That's ridiculous. *Storms out* laysiaprincess "The staff count as people" has me dead Source: dalishpariah
Monsignor Martinez from King of the Hill
Bubble pervert
A photo of a woman and toddler in a park at sunset.
Alex jones hucking some supplement and showing his transformation after 45 days. He’s just redder.
A Merlin list for the 31st of May in Durham NC Great Crested Flycatcher Red-shouldered Hawk Blue-gray Gnatcatcher European Starling 帖 Red-eyed Vireo 帖 Tufted Titmouse Song Sparrow American Robin American Crow Gray Catbird
@tedcruzinusa 0 seconds ago : Bonjour it's your boy Arsene Wenger. Just stopping by to say I am incontinent because I'm 80 years old and that kinda happens with age. Not really sure what Arteta's excuse is. Anyway, hail Satan. 凸 Reply @Pamilerin-kg6bg 6 hours ago Arteta has taken this team from 8th to prem winners and now ucl finalists this man deserves respect 凸 1.5K Reply @tedcruzinusa 0 seconds ago Only needed a billion dollars in players
The 18-19 Spurs home kit on Sonny. He looks like he has a tiny torso and long long legs
danb74 trying to engage in lukewarm banter. 0 people give a shit.
A post I made during the Everton game saying “palhinha out at left back quite a lot?”
The Boomer from Left 4 Dead. He's the big dude who pukes on you
Me throwing up a thing and catching it and saying come on you spurs at the beach
A grackle grackling in a palm tree
Sandpipers sandpiping on the beach at sunrise
Some white dude making a big face in a YouTube short.
Me trying and failing to identify what bird is on this sign in a neighborhood cul-de-sac
The famous “Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious” headline
A picture of a clipart chicken barbecuing with the words "Chicken Barbecue"
Barq's "If there's a better drink than this I'll fucking kill myself"
Barq's Creme Soda with the slogan "If there's a better drink than this, I'll kill myself" floating in a white void of despair.