Nessa ✨

@nessathewriter.bsky.social

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freelance game writer/narrative designer (OnlyCans, Endoparasitic/Endoparasitic 2, Star Trucker, Borderlands 4, a bunch of other stuff) open to new work!! ✨ #1 Ratatouille Fan ✨ she/her my website has pictures of my dog: https://www.nessacannon.com/

Squidward’s silhouette in the window of his house
Greg Sestero in The Room (2003)
Two Spider-Men pointing at each other
Smiling Friends clip where Charlie says “dude turn on the news, doesn’t matter what channel” to Pim
A screenshot of Widow's Bay where the travel journalist asks "Is Mitch McConnell dead?" and Mayor Tom Loftis says "No." and the next frame is the two of them standing next to a framed picture that is edited to have The Hill's recent headline of "DO NOT USE: A a lookback at Mitch McConnell's time in the Senate"
A Spongebob screencap of Patrick screaming at the row of eyes peering at him from under his house
Spongebob in Silent Hill meme
Letterboxd recent activity reading Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, The Room (2026 with Bob Odenkirk), The Room (2003 with Tommy Wiseau), and Disclosure Day
Confused Drake from Drake and Josh
A panel from a Haus of Decline comic where Garnet says “I think we’re gonna have to radically alter how the industry operates Steven” and Steven says “damn”
A penguin from Penguins of Madagascar grimacing and looking up in guilt
The same black and white yeti as the first picture, but zoomed in on his very soft face with a slight smile
A white yeti plush with black tinted fur, beady eyes and a slight smile
A donut with white frosting, ears and a bow, two eyes on either side of the donut hole, and a nose and whiskers below the donut hole
A cat standing in front of an explosion
SpongeBob lying face down on the floor
Elmo sitting on a stoop looking woefully up at the sky
Hannibal Buress saying “why are you booing me? I’m right.”
Patricia from Widow's Bay holding a microphone and wearing a colorful dress with a tiara
A blue post it note in 007 First Light that just says “gun” with a poorly drawn gun
Confused Drake from Drake and Josh
Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton pointing
The “Stan girl” meme of a teen standing in band merch but the band merch (and much of the background has been replaced with James Bond from the video game 007 First Light and associated merch/game items
A screenshot from Caleb Hearon's podcast with guest Chris Flemings, with subtitles that read "why haven't you seen euphoria, by the way?" on Caleb's still and "because i think something awaits me in the divine for resisting." on Chris's still
A Spongebob Squarepants screencap where Mr. Krabs is staring off into the middle distance and Spongebob is grinning
SpongeBob crammed into his mailbox, waiting for mail, while the mailman screams in terror
A very small dog very close to the camera
A very emotional looking small dog with a photoshopped scrunched up face and giant eyes
A screencap from SpongeBob depicting a small green fish after being knocked out with a brick
Nessa sitting in a dark trendy bar with arms loosely crossed, looking down at the table
SpongeBob in Silent Hill meme
A downloaded TikTok video showing a tall man attempting to stack chairs on top of each other in order to seat himself within a pair of jeans that have been starched 500 times. He is in fact successful
A small calico kitten screaming to the sky
An angry/skeptical looking Lotso plush looking at the camera
the pan fried pork buns in question
Spongebob sitting on the ground with his penny, used napkin, and potato chip
A screenshot from a Disney channel show with a kid sheepishly holding his hands in his pockets in front of a microphone
A discord screenshot where Nessa says “okay great” “you rest” “be nice to yourself” and Emma says “yes thank you for the reminder” and Nessa says “it’s not a reminder it’s a threat.”
A picture of a computer sitting on a carpeted floor outside of its desk enclosure
An HP omen PC strapped into the front seat of a car
SpongeBob sitting in the dark in his house staring off into the distance
A tomodachi life mii with blonde hair, gold glasses, blue eyes, and a leather jacket
SpongeBob standing at Krusty Krab 2 podium whispering to Mr. Krabs
Spongebob wearing a propeller hat and licking a lollipop
Video of a small black and white dog taking an offered piece of celery and chomping on it several times
A little cat with a birthday cake and a happy birthday cone hat
Chicken Little (from hit film Chicken Little) celebrating with peace signs and his tongue stuck out
A very tiny Toad with yellow mushroom marks floating in a bubble
Pengu with a hammer and nail
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme where Charlie and Mac are staring at each other across a crowded restaurant, with Mac labeled “me throwing something away” and Charlie labeled “the black widow that has made my garbage can its home since I went to GDC”
Ougi (a small black dog with white socks and white coloring around his muzzle) demurely looking up at the camera with his tongue out
Screenshot of a tweet that reads "A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I've yassified her to maintain anonymity but she's my hero" with an attached picture of an extremely facetuned woman holding a tube of mayonnaise
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in incorporeal forms reaching out to each other across the street
Nessa mirror selfie
Nessa mirror selfie
Nessa mirror selfie
Nessa mirror selfie
The hello kitty character MyMelody lying face down on the ground by a bed
A screenshot of the calendar in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie that reads March 7th
A guy jumping for joy in the sun